RIP Black Mamba: Kobe Bryant dead in helicopter crash CONFIRMED

[Hmbre97 6337]

On 2/9/2020 at 8:00 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

Ahhh, thanks.  Well hero worship has its issues.  How dare you disparage this great man after he dies....  

Ehh, it wasn't hero worship, he was pissed she brought it up because black people are supposed to stick together.

 

Snoop seems like the type who thinks OJ is innocent and Cosby was railroaded by a bunch of hoes.

[MissingInAction 25556]

Well at least I get the Nowthis jokes all kver the board. Ive been away too long.

[Deej 77813]

Username checks out. 

[Hate 20247]

Well at least I get the Nowthis jokes all kver the board. Ive been away too long.

Username checks out.

[Armybrat 41397]

1 minute ago, Hate said:

 

Username checks out.

 

Hate to tell you, but Deej beat you to it.

[XYZ 2154]

Can I also say that username checks out?

[Deej 77813]

Why not?

[Hate 20247]

Hate to tell you, but Deej beat you to it.

Apparently it took me 3 minutes to type that.

[Armybrat 41397]

You’re a hunt & pecker too?

[MissingInAction 25556]

Hunt and pegger?

[Jkwellborn 7035]

Hunt and pegger?

That your first joke about NowThis?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

On 2/9/2020 at 7:44 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

not a good move by someone making a living off insurance commercials and tv shows with Martha Stewart.

are you kidding? in this culture?

[MissingInAction 25556]

14 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

That your first joke about NowThis?

I'm just now getting into the game. 

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

I'm just now getting into the game. 

You’ve got it pegged.

[Deej 77813]

4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm just now getting into the game. 

The game has been getting into NowThis for some time.

[MissingInAction 25556]

Hadnt pegged this thread for humor until another post directed me here.

[Stunns38 3805]

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2779]

HAHAHA.  

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

i bet if Kobe knew how bad all the artwork was going to be after he died in a copter crash, he might not have gotten on the helicopter

[GRHorn 105]

On 2/7/2020 at 8:26 AM, RoundRobin said:

Was that before or after he caught VD from South Austin’s Mom?

 

[C-Man 27779]

Vanessa Bryant sues helicopter company for deaths

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/28773196/vanessa-bryant-sues-helicopter-company-deaths

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LOS ANGELES -- The widow of Kobe Bryant has sued the owner of the helicopter that crashed in fog and killed her husband and their 13-year-old daughter last month.

The wrongful death lawsuit filed by Vanessa Bryant in Los Angeles says the pilot, Ara Zobayan, was careless and negligent by flying in cloudy conditions on Jan. 26 and should have aborted the flight. Zobayan was among the nine people killed in the crash.

The 27-count complaint against Island Express Helicopters and Island Express Holding Corp. seeks unspecified compensatory and punitive damages. The company issued a statement Jan. 30 on its website saying the shock of the crash had prompted it to suspend service until it was appropriate for staff and customers.

The lawsuit asserts that Zobayan was negligent in eight different ways, including failing to properly assess the weather, flying into conditions he wasn't cleared for and failing to control the helicopter.

The National Transportation Safety Board, which is still investigating the crash, said in a preliminary report earlier this month that the helicopter showed no sign of engine failure and that Zobayan became disoriented before crashing into a hillside in Calabasas, California while trying to get to clear skies.

The lawsuit was filed as a public memorial service for Kobe Bryant, daughter Gianna and the other victims was being held at the arena where Bryant played most of his career.

The Associated Press contributed to this report.

 

[hundredTT 578]

Just watched Vanessa’s speech at the Kobe tribute, all sorts of dust in my office. 

[mchookem 16765]

me too...switched over for a daily dose of political ranting and she was just coming on. dammit. 

i don't know how she got through that, 💔amazing composure.

[Fudge Nuggets 19453]

On 2/9/2020 at 7:44 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Easy way to find yourself getting fired on a Sunday 

 

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

 

41 minutes ago, C-Man said:

The lawsuit was filed as a public memorial service for Kobe Bryant, daughter Gianna and the other victims was being held at the arena where Bryant played most of his career.

oh, I hope they make her whole!!!

[hayden_horn 11402]

man, this whole thing is rough

[hayden_horn 11402]

8 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

 

oh, I hope they make her whole!!!

and this is a bad take, and you should feel bad.

[hayden_horn 11402]

jordan just knocked it out of the park. that was pretty incredible. shaq up next.

[d2o 1603]

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

 

oh, I hope they make her whole!!!

good grief

[crash_davis 23470]

kobe, there's no "I" in TEAM

i know, but there's "M E" in that motherfucker

...just get the rebound, he's not passing.

 

damn that is some funny shit. good story from Shaq.

Edited February 24, 2020 by crash_davis

[Wally Pryor 5410]

I expected them to sue the helicopter place but announcing it on the day of his service? 

Who's doing PR for the family?  Jim Crane's guy?

 

 

[Jkwellborn 7035]

I expected them to sue the helicopter place but announcing it on the day of his service? 
Who's doing PR for the family?  Jim Crane's guy?
 
 

PR sir. Gotta get those feels.

[UpperWestside 6274]

5 hours ago, hundredTT said:

Just watched Vanessa’s speech at the Kobe tribute, all sorts of dust in my office. 

I was watching at work. My Lord the strength she had to get up there and say all of what she did was incredible. It was definitely dusty at work today. What an amazing tribute she paid to her daughter and husband at a time when she is grieving a tremendous amount.

[Sgt Hulk 14427]

I tried for tickets. Didn’t win. My neighbor did. Said it was an amazing tribute 

[Stunns38 3805]

My cousin won tickets and then flew from Chicago to LA last night. Posted a lot of the tribute on Facebook, looked well planned and of course emotional as fuck.

[Hate 20247]

Bumping for one very sad anniversary, but also for the anniversary tomorrow of the greatest post in Surly history.

 

[Guadaloopy 11129]

Here for the @NowThis tribute.  

[Hate 20247]

Here for the@NowThis tribute.  

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

now that we've been in mourning for a year, can we open society back up

[XYZ 2154]

“besthugecocks”, hahaha, that will never not be funny.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22294]

@Nowthis has turned into one of those words, like fuck, that can be a noun, verb, adjective, or adverb.

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5 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Here for the @NowThis tribute.  

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On 1/27/2020 at 11:50 AM, NowThis said:

https://www.besthugecocks.com/watch/1164666/emma-butt-pegging-her-male-slave

Planters dials back on Mr. Peanut's death following Kobe Bryant news

 

New York (CNN Business)Kraft Heinz (KHC) is pausing promotion for its Super Bowl ad that shows the death of longtime Planters mascot Mr. Peanut following the helicopter crash that killed Kobe Bryant and eight others.

Planters' last week released a commercial in which the 104-year old mascot falls to his death after the company's Nutmobile veers off a cliff. The passengers -- actors Wesley Snipes and Matt Walsh -- all land on a tree branch, but Mr. Peanut "saves" them by letting go and falling to his death. The vehicle then explodes.

I just showed this to a friend, and fucking dying laughing. Goddamn, @blacklab can we shrine this or something?

[sidis 10016]

On 1/27/2020 at 1:50 PM, NowThis said:

https://www.besthugecocks.com/watch/1164666/emma-butt-pegging-her-male-slave

Planters dials back on Mr. Peanut's death following Kobe Bryant news

 

New York (CNN Business)Kraft Heinz (KHC) is pausing promotion for its Super Bowl ad that shows the death of longtime Planters mascot Mr. Peanut following the helicopter crash that killed Kobe Bryant and eight others.

Planters' last week released a commercial in which the 104-year old mascot falls to his death after the company's Nutmobile veers off a cliff. The passengers -- actors Wesley Snipes and Matt Walsh -- all land on a tree branch, but Mr. Peanut "saves" them by letting go and falling to his death. The vehicle then explodes.

as much as i hate the fact that kobe bryant's death has been forever tied to this, we do have to acknowledge @NowThis's role of keeping surly on the vanguard of the avant-garde.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/pegging-prince-william-rumor-sex-act-1392678/

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48 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

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[Anastasis 23717]

Never not pleased to see this thread bumped. 

[Humble Beast 258]

What’s funny is I’m sure NowThis is just posting under another handle now. 

[Armybrat 41397]

Here is a new dimension for the peggers….

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[Incredulity 11876]

1 hour ago, Humble Beast said:

What’s funny is I’m sure NowThis is just posting under another handle now. 

Finkle is Einhorn!