2020 Drunk Thread

[Hate 20146]

I can't believe we've made it this far into the new year without a drunk thread.  Mondays are always one of my favorite seven days to get drunk.  Who is with me?

[Hate 20146]

Well, I'm not drunk enough to have started two threads...yet.  I'm drinking tonight for the memory of the poster known as Nowthis.  Somewhere tonight he is on the receiving end of a big black dildo...and I'm pouring one out for him. /no homo

[Zepol87 9195]

Hell yea I missed this thread. I’m drunk after the stars game. Work was crazy today and I finally get on and see that shit. Lol I love you fucks

[Hate 20146]

Hell yes!  I know I can always count on Zepol!

[Hate 20146]

I can't be the only one celebrating the pre-weekend tonight?! Where are all my Surly drunks?

[Zepol87 9195]

The hangover is real. In shitty Columbus for work and has a good time at the hotel bar last night

[Hate 20146]

Zepol, where you at tonight?  I'm up drinking whiskey for a while.  Anyone else kicking off Super Bowl weekend?

[Radical Larry 28664]

[Hate 20146]

Yeah!!! I’m not the only one getting drunk on a Friday. Let’s do this Larrry! /no Nowthis

[Zepol87 9195]

Back again baby. I’m high and drunk. Good times 

[Zepol87 9195]

Buddy brought this over and we are killing it. Not sure how I’ll fee in the morning. This shit is like syrup

[Hate 20146]

Hell yes. I’m drinking Bulleit and water and listening to some Grateful Dead! My son is spending the night at a friend’s house so I’m up seeing just how drunk I can get before I decide to go to bed. I may have a few more drinks in me. I may be shaking through walls like Radical Larry soon.

[Radical Larry 28664]

My kids are with their mom this weekend, so I'm listening to Pink Floyd and getting drunk. Don't have to worry about playing music too loud.

[Hate 20146]

Hell yes. I’ll see you on the Dark Side of the Moon. I’m Comfortably Numb at the moment.

[Hate 20146]

Radical Larry! Zepol? I know you’re out there somewhere. I can’t be the only drunk In this thread?

[Zepol87 9195]

I'm in shit ass Davenport where it is cold as fuck and been snowing. Work been kicking my ass here cause ppl are really dumb. Finally said fuck today. I'm already hammered off knob Creek with a splash of soda. Also drunkenly put 100 bucks on a 2 team parlay at the casino tonight. 

[Zepol87 9195]

I'm drink as fuck but hope this works out.

[Hate 20146]

Hell yes Zepol. I just poured my first drink. It will probably be an “early” night for me as I have to take my son to school in the morning and don’t want to still be drunk when I do that, but I’m here for a little while.

[rage-a-holic 4488]

Drinking some vodka and tried to watch Uncut Gems. I just can't sit through movies about self destructive idiots who repeatedly do stupid shit and never learn anything.

[burntorangebongos 10752]

I'm trying some hard seltzer and it is very tasty, like the sparkling water shit I like. I think it has a kick because I'm feeling it after 3. hmmm.

[rage-a-holic 4488]

17 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I'm trying some hard seltzer and it is very tasty, like the sparkling water shit I like. I think it has a kick because I'm feeling it after 3. hmmm.

Get a Sodastream and vodka, save lots

[Zepol87 9195]

What up bitches!!! Up 150 on craps and just hitnon my parlay for 360. Maybe fat corn eating Iowa broads are my lucky charm! Love you mofos

 

[Zepol87 9195]

Salud mi compas

[Zepol87 9195]

Drinking some vodka and tried to watch Uncut Gems. I just can't sit through movies about self destructive idiots who repeatedly do stupid shit and never learn anything.

I heard that movie really sucks. I hate that I really loved his older movies

[rage-a-holic 4488]

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

I heard that movie really sucks. I hate that I really loved his older movies

It's actually a really good drama, just not shit I can tolerate.

[Zepol87 9195]

I had heard you love it or hate it. On another note do you like the soda stream? I’m a club soda drinking mofo but never got into the soda stream trying to decide if I should get one

 

[Zepol87 9195]

Oh you from Texas?? No bitch not at all

[rage-a-holic 4488]

It's great if you like carbonated shit. You can buy a cheap one, hook it up to a 20lb CO2 tank and have fizzy drinks for $20/year. I love mine.

[burntorangebongos 10752]

I like carbonated shit. How do you put flavor in it? Can you just get some Mio?

Also, is it ugly with a big tank? Can you keep it in your kitchen or is it better in a pantry? 

[rage-a-holic 4488]

2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

I like carbonated shit. How do you put flavor in it? Can you just get some Mio?

Also, is it ugly with a big tank? Can you keep it in your kitchen or is it better in a pantry? 

Mine sits underneath a cabinet out of sight. You can also buy smaller refillable tanks that will fit inside the Sodastream itself.

I use Mios, generic sugar free drink mixes, fruit juice, etc.

Edited February 7, 2020 by rage-a-holic

[rage-a-holic 4488]

you can sodastream vodka too. Also, cheap white wine gets transformed into hillbilly champagne.

 

 

Edited February 7, 2020 by rage-a-holic

[Trey3216 15376]

Left the office yesterday at 3:00.  Met up with a client at a bar and started playing Golden Tee and slugging beers.  Drank a few vodka sodas after that.  Forgot that I had neglected to eat breakfast or lunch.  Got back to the house at 6::15.  Went to the bathroom to try and make myself throw up.   Woke up on the bathroom floor at 8:45, lost as shit, wife and dog not at the house.  
 

called the wife and she was at her mom’s.  Apparently she got home not long after I passed out and saw me on the ground and left.    I think I may have gotten over my hangover at 10:30 tonight.   Ouch. 

[Hate 20146]

It’s time to a start drinking again then! Hair of the dog!

[Hate 20146]

Where is everyone tonight?  I've got a few more drinks in me before I crash for the night. 

[Txslnghrns 1354]

Bump?


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[Hate 20146]

Alright, let's do this.  I've been sick all week.  my son and I both had Flu A even though we got the goddamn flu shot.  It's time to kill what's left of it with whiskey. 

[Zepol87 9195]

Weekend quarantine consists of a lot of Woodford reserve and some green. Gonna be alright boys. Salud

[Hate 20146]

I made another run to Twin Liquor so I could make sure to get through the weekend. I’m about to pour my first drink of the night.

[Zepol87 9195]

Yea I'm drunk

[Hate 20146]

Hell yes Zepol. Let’s do this!

[Zepol87 9195]

You better change that damn tonr about the Mavs owner!!! Too drunk to reply on that thread lol. Enjoy brother

[Hate 20146]

It's all in fun my drunk brother!  My son is having a sleepover with his best friend tonight at our house, so I can only get mostly drunk tonight.  I also have a 12:17 tee time tomorrow, soI'm going to have to call it a night slightly before shitfaced.  But I have a while to go until I get to that point. 

[Zepol87 9195]

Yessir that's why I put in here so others don't take it seriously. My plan is to not leave my place this weekend. Gf says she's down but she will get antsy and want to leave and with no sports it makes it harder to be lazy on the couch

[ztejas 43547]

Haha these motherfuckers. I've found drinking and smoking weed takes the edge off of this corona shit. Had a few glasses of wine last night and ripped through a 6 pack of some 6% cider. Felt it this morning at work but fuck it, we made it to the weekend boys. And might be working from home soon.

Also my mom is in town and I have one of her dogs. I'm hoping I don't get too fucked up and pass out and she chews some shit up. 

Edited March 14, 2020 by ztejas

[Zepol87 9195]

Ayyy I remember our getting drunk nights lol

[ztejas 43547]

Those Lee Harvey's happy hours hit different. 

[Anastasis 23487]

This goddamned coronavirus is elevating my liver enzymes. 

[Hate 20146]

I'm having a drink right now.  What else have we got to do?

[Hate 20146]

@Angry Gorillawe need some updates as what your current status is?

[Incredulity 11683]

If I don't check in tonight it's only because I have blacked out.

 

What a fucking week.  I need some beer.