Texas AD Chris Del Conte

[Pancho 44183]

Hitting CDC for free LSU tickets 🙄

 

[gclass 120]

BEVO in BRONZE has finally arrived to The Frank Denius Family University of Texas Athletics Hall of Fame.

Edited August 14, 2019 by gclass
messed up

[OrangEngr 1034]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Hitting CDC for free LSU tickets 🙄

 

Yeah... she's gonna flip those. F her

[Machinator 32097]

 

[OrangEngr 1034]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Hey, CDC, I have this weird growth on my ass. Can you please confirm it's benign or refer me to the correct medical professional? Kaythanksbai!

[ImissWallyPryor 9044]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Hitting CDC for free LSU tickets 🙄

 

Annnnd... we have a new leader the entitled clubhouse. 

[williemackgarza 1826]

I hope they have machine gun nests surrounding their property in case any Aggies ever get any funny ideas about kidnapping Bevo and/or raping him

Bevo is not a sheep, he is in no danger of aggy rape.

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Tex Pete 20122]

On ‎8‎/‎13‎/‎2019 at 10:36 PM, Machinator said:

 

That makes no sense to me. Every season ticket holder had an opportunity to renew their season tix, which came with that number (however many season tickets they purchased) of LSU tix. What am I missing? What is there to cry about?

Anything above your season ticket number would always be speculative, and demand this year is the highest it's been in a decade. What fuckstick would expect to have his wishes granted?

[Angry Gorilla 1751]

Coach Jordan Edwards

[SHOOTER12 8783]

On 8/1/2019 at 12:08 PM, Pancho said:

Which one of you is this

 

He's bitching about ae$400 ticket price?

I'm a cheap bastid and I don't have a problem with that.

[mr. sunshine 2824]

On 8/13/2019 at 10:50 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Annnnd... we have a new leader the entitled clubhouse. 

You mean you can’t exchange whining for goods and services? I really should have paid more attention in school 

[Tex Pete 20122]

5 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

He's bitching about ae$400 ticket price?

I'm a cheap bastid and I don't have a problem with that.

And that isn't the University's price. It's the secondary market's price.

Supply and demand, Brandon. Fuck your own face.

[utee94 15733]

On 8/13/2019 at 9:04 PM, Pancho said:

Hitting CDC for free LSU tickets 🙄

 

 

On 8/13/2019 at 10:31 PM, OrangEngr said:

Yeah... she's gonna flip those. F her

 

On 8/13/2019 at 10:50 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Annnnd... we have a new leader the entitled clubhouse. 

She's not a Longhorn, she's a toad fan, and she's asking for free tickets to a Longhorn game that is also the hottest non-con intersectional game of the entire college football season.  Wow.

 

[SHOOTER12 8783]

On 8/13/2019 at 10:41 PM, OrangEngr said:

Hey, CDC, I have this weird growth on my ass. Can you please confirm it's benign or refer me to the correct medical professional? Kaythanksbai!

Yeah, for that growth he should have tweeted assman c/o The Surly

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Machinator 32097]

 

[IllHaveWhatRickysHaving 28]

13 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Surely this will incite civil, mature dialogue and nothing else.

[hookem17 485]

They used to play that Django Walker song before games in 2008-2010. They really should bring it back. 

[MAUFRAIS 6571]

Thanks for your input, Susan.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

At least CDC knows that this is not Nam

[LonghornSean 3940]

 

[TrashMaster G 17335]

11 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

For fuck's sake.

[gmr548 16427]

40 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

Fuck I hate Texas fans sometimes.

[Born Burnt 6144]

9 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I'll always be fond of SRD girls. I met one at a party on campus. Walked her back to the dorm and she blew me on the front grounds. A few folks even walked right by us. Didn't care. Got bj.

 

[texifornia 56289]

1 hour ago, LonghornSean said:

 

Mary out here rocking the Karen haircut because of course

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Machinator 32097]

2 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

 

 

[mr. sunshine 2824]

8 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

I'll always be fond of SRD girls. I met one at a party on campus. Walked her back to the dorm and she blew me on the front grounds. A few folks even walked right by us. Didn't care. Got bj.

 

I took one to a party many years ago, but unfortunately we didn’t hit it off. So I took her back to SRD and hit it off with her roommate 

[Murfdogg21 4398]

On 8/15/2019 at 6:12 PM, utee94 said:

 

 

She's not a Longhorn, she's a toad fan, and she's asking for free tickets to a Longhorn game that is also the hottest non-con intersectional game of the entire college football season.  Wow.

 

And all she tweets about are “woke” issues, but ironically not aware about how college football tickets work. 

[Machinator 32097]

 

[The University 851]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

if i was a total dumbass and couldn't understand how football tickets work, i'd look into all the free game watching parties around town. if you want to get out of the heat, the one at acl live looks like a decent option.

https://www.3tenaustin.com/event/1883420-texas-vs-lsu-watch-party-austin/

[Machinator 32097]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

 

[GreenspointTexas 9546]

When the fuck did our fans become a buncha broke dicks?

[LTtxfan 48823]

1 hour ago, The University said:

if i was a total dumbass and couldn't understand how football tickets work, i'd look into all the free game watching parties around town. if you want to get out of the heat, the one at acl live looks like a decent option.

https://www.3tenaustin.com/event/1883420-texas-vs-lsu-watch-party-austin/

3tenaustin is small though right??  (maybe 300-400 seats??)

[Goodman 3273]

Do we show the game on the LCL stage? If not, that is not a bad idea. Keep them on the lawn after & before the concerts.

[Gravy Train 973]

15 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Fuck I hate Texas fans social media sometimes.

FIFY.  Poors and dipshits have found their way to every platform.  

Twitter participation is a bold move for anyone in brand leadership.  I signed up to Twitter only for fresh 'croot takes and don't post.

[Angry Gorilla 1751]

2 hours ago, Goodman said:

Do we show the game on the LCL stage? If not, that is not a bad idea. Keep them on the lawn after & before the concerts.

That's actually a good idea.  Would only help the tailgating scene.

[hookem17 485]

15 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

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[Machinator 32097]

 

[ChickenSandwich 9795]

Twitter is when we really fell off a cliff as a species. 

[Armybrat 40648]

Well, CDC is the Army Ant of Twitter.

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Machinator 32097]

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9044]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

What is Black Homecoming, and what makes it an event than can expand to the entire UT “community” (that term irritates me, and get off my lawn while you’re at it).

Edited August 21, 2019 by ImissWallyPryor

[Steamboat1874 4028]

Big screen at the ACL Stage is a great idea but it would unnerving because of the delay.

You would hear the crowd from the stadium a few seconds before you would see what actually happened.

[SydneyCarton 47809]

32 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Big screen at the ACL Stage is a great idea but it would unnerving because of the delay.

You would hear the crowd from the stadium a few seconds before you would see what actually happened.

Silent disco headphones. 

[Guest Lobo]

8 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

What is Black Homecoming, and what makes it an event than can expand to the entire UT “community” (that term irritates me, and get off my lawn while you’re at it).

It's usually produced by the Texas Exes Black Alumni Network.  They throw a big pre and post-game party that extends from the East Mall (centered around MLK statue) to the Alumni Center.  It's typically centered around a mid-season football home game.  The one we went to a few years back was a helluva lot of fun.  

[MAUFRAIS 6571]

Otis! He loves us!

[Armybrat 40648]

You can dance with Mrs. Brat.