Texas AD Chris Del Conte

[Steel Shank 9432]

25 minutes ago, Lobo said:

^

Bingo.  Chief of Staff offers not just Athletic Dept. comp. paid for by sponsors and LHF, but now she'll get additional protection from the Tower.  Just a question now how del Conte can placate her, keep her outta the way.

Women. smh

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Not a Sock 2342]

CDC running the show makes me feel all warm and fuzzy about UT sports and I haven't felt that way in a long time.

[George Clooney 378]

Does anyone know when the plans for the south end zone and new arena will be finalized? I think I remember reading that one of them should be finalized in late August, but I can't remember which one or if that's even accurate.

[mr. sunshine 2833]

42 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Hmm. CDC in black and white checks and Herman in gray on picture day. This is eerily reminiscent of the school picture day episode of Leave it to Beaver

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

7 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Most of our coaches need bras. Women, too. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

14 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Hmm. CDC in black and white checks and Herman in gray on picture day. This is eerily reminiscent of the school picture day episode of Leave it to Beaver

I also see 3 red or pink (faded red?) shirts. You’d think we could pay our coaches enough for them to buy proper fan gear. 

[TrashMaster G 17601]

14 hours ago, Tony Soprano said:

Why the hell is Plonsky in that picture?

Heh. I thought that was a dude

 

[kopp0e 1135]

On 7/2/2018 at 9:28 AM, CooterBrown said:

That's a lot of words so you can overpay someone who is effectively the Office Manager.  

"Hey Chris, can you order some more burnt orange pens? When you're done, go pick up some tacos."

Damn, that's both funny and (if I ever work in some capacity where I get a long ass job title, I will mentally reflect on this post), so it's sad too...

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Armybrat 40917]

Them's smart-lookin' threads.

[ChiTownDoc 21163]

On 5/11/2018 at 2:22 PM, wreckatx said:

That’s so funny. The last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur.

Was that what caused the brain damage?

[Goodman 3273]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

What a f'n playa. We have a real boss at Belmont folks.

[Machinator 32099]

 

[EastTexan 662]

23 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

Cool chimney cover.

[WBT 20670]

water the plants

[Pato del Muerto 52608]

4 hours ago, WBT said:

water the plants

The rubber tree will bounce back 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[DalTxHornFan 3117]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Good thing that I'm not the AD.  My tweeted response would have been:  AYFKM?

Edited July 16, 2018 by DalTxHornFan

[NeverMarryAStripper 21922]

How long until peanut eaters are treated like smokers?

[Bozo_Casanova 26569]

You can have my peanuts when you pry them from my dirty, salt covered hands

[miguelito 11312]

What's that line about not being entrusted to the weak or timid or those allergic to nuts?

[kopp0e 1135]

12 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

How long until peanut eaters are treated like smokers?

Well, some of the airlines recently banned peanuts from the flights... 

Quote

Southwest Airlines to stop serving peanuts on all flights

Fox News-Jul 10, 2018

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/07/10/southwest-airlines-to-stop-serving-peanuts-on-all-flights.html

 

[Tex Pete 20499]

1 hour ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Good thing that I'm not the AD.  My tweeted response would have been:  AYFKM?

You’re nicer than I am. I would have said “Fuck off, douchebag. 100,000 people aren’t going to give in for one. Watch our games from your bubble.”

[Assman 1830]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

With a name like Sachin you'd figure he wouldn't mind being in the proximity of nuts.

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

So, this goober don't want me to eat peanuts at the game I've pad $85/ticket to watch?  Uh.....NO!

[Bigbend1812 12940]

He should have just given him the bill burr response for peanut allergies. 

[Ricky Butler 2732]

7 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, this goober don't want me to eat peanuts at the game I've pad $85/ticket to watch?  Uh.....NO!

He don’t. Me think he allergic. 

[BigHorn'13 3387]

9 hours ago, miguelito said:

What's that line about not being entrusted to the weak or timid or those allergic to nuts?

You know who's not allergic to nuts...

[tejas60 3534]

His mom. 

[Native Horn 3516]

8 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, this goober don't want me to eat peanuts at the game I've pad $85/ticket to watch?  Uh.....NO!

I see what you did there, and approve.

[BornOrange 1441]

Banning peanuts at a football game......eh.

Banning peanuts at a baseball game.....This aggression will not stand, man!

 

[Valmy77 13273]

All of George Washington Carver's work is being undone.

[BigNastyHorn 28]

 

[Nope 3121]

I never realized that people with nut allergies couldn’t attend sporting events. What a dreadful existence.

[Machinator 32099]

 

[UT_CU 12]

 

If he wants to raise a few more bucks...he could do a $2,000 a plate “learn n’ luncheon” on that topic.

I’d be there, and know a bunch of others who would too.


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[jettrink 40]

On 7/2/2018 at 9:36 AM, South Austin said:

Translation -- We can't fire her.

That's it,  You bet your ass that bitch has Allred on all phones as #1.

[UDontKnow 10450]

23 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Sachin Menon = satyanash?

[clapclapclap 9000]

Gonna go buy some peanut M&M's, while I still can.

Also, how big is the nut allergy outdoor minimum exclusion radius?  The whole stadium?  Seems like their sensors have a longer range than even gheydar.

Edited July 16, 2018 by clapclapclap

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

28 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Gonna go buy some peanut M&M's, while I still can.

Also, how big is the nut allergy outdoor minimum exclusion radius?  The whole stadium?  Seems like their sensors have a longer range than even gheydar.

Couldn't these folks just wear a surgical Horns orange mask?

[ChickenSandwich 9853]

We need a bubble boy section

[KYHorn 17194]

47 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Sachin Menon = satyanash?

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

 

Ehh, too positive

Edited July 17, 2018 by KYHorn

[RD3 64]

On 7/13/2018 at 8:28 AM, Machinator said:

 

He could use a bigger boat, err sign.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

If CDC cant fire his landscaper, how in hell can we trust him to clean out Bellmont?

[South Austin 52617]

5 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

If CDC cant fire his landscaper, how in hell can we trust him to clean out Bellmont?

Maybe Chris Plonsky is his landscaper.

[DigglerontheHoof 21251]

Nah, bush is still too trim for that. 

[Steamboat1874 4085]

On 7/6/2018 at 7:46 PM, Machinator said:

 

Are we Tennessee now ?

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

6 hours ago, South Austin said:

Maybe Chris Plonsky is his landscaper.

Where’s the Taco Bell ad