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3 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


Sark was not known to be Top 3 at the time of his hire. Far from it.

That doesn't make it any worse of a hire.  If anything, it makes it more impressive.  CDC gets even more credit for seeing potential others didn't.  

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9 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

That doesn't make it any worse of a hire.  If anything, it makes it more impressive.  CDC gets even more credit for seeing potential others didn't.  

I like CDC.  But giving him credit (or blame) for the Sark hire is laughable.  That was Eltife and $$$ driving that bus, CDC was along for the ride.

Posted
12 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

I am way more impressed with what Del has been able to do with the women's sports and as icing on that cake he shoved plodsky in some cubical or janitors closet and told her to stay there

Quit trying to make fetch happen.

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Posted
21 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Quit trying to make fetch happen.

If only there was another 3 letter nickname we could use to avoid typing out Chris Del Conte every time. Oh well, I'm sure eventually someone will figure one out that doesn't sound as fucking stupid as "Del"

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Posted
1 hour ago, Blotto said:

If only there was another 3 letter nickname we could use to avoid typing out Chris Del Conte every time. Oh well, I'm sure eventually someone will figure one out that doesn't sound as fucking stupid as "Del"

Well, to be fair, the unfortunate coincidence with the Centers for Disease Control acronym does bring back painful memories of what his job had to be when he got here ... and maybe still is on occasion.

But, yeah, as long as we are able to keep him safe from Big Balls and the other carried-away-with-slashing-and-burning DOGE boys -- no Cloak Room -- we should stick with CDC.

 

Posted
1 minute ago, Hayduke said:

Well, to be fair, the unfortunate coincidence with the Centers for Disease Control acronym does bring back painful memories of what his job had to be when he got here ... and maybe still is on occasion.

But, yeah, as long as we are able to keep him safe from Big Balls and the other carried-away-with-slashing-and-burning DOGE boys -- no Cloak Room -- we should stick with CDC.

 

Give it a few more months, and Del Conte will have CDC all to himself.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Give it a few more months, and Del Conte will have CDC all to himself.

True. And maybe they'll even let him take over all the research grants, which would be tremendous for graduate transfers and probably help us get rid of some cockroaches both in and outside of the state.

Posted
5 minutes ago, Hayduke said:

True. And maybe they'll even let him take over all the research grants, which would be tremendous for graduate transfers and probably help us get rid of some cockroaches both in and outside of the state.

Thats not a bad idea. Lets get some of our CS brains to hack into DOGE and route all CDC funds to our NIL account. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Shit’s getting intense.

Well, just to be clear, I was attempting (regardless of how successful I may not have been) to make a Big Balls joke to lower the intensity level rather than raise it.

And to help establish my nonpartisan bona fides, I hereby nominate CDC as King of the World. He will provide both excellent entertainment value and economic boom times for all -- meanwhile maintaining a relatively low-key and dignified example for everyone to live by. 

Also, fuck OU. The King would probably let them stay in our orbit, but if he said "no," I'd be OK with that, too.

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Posted
12 hours ago, Hayduke said:

Well, just to be clear, I was attempting (regardless of how successful I may not have been) to make a Big Balls joke to lower the intensity level rather than raise it.

And to help establish my nonpartisan bona fides, I hereby nominate CDC as King of the World. He will provide both excellent entertainment value and economic boom times for all -- meanwhile maintaining a relatively low-key and dignified example for everyone to live by. 

Also, fuck OU. The King would probably let them stay in our orbit, but if he said "no," I'd be OK with that, too.

Ok then.

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