Texas AD Chris Del Conte

[stork642 4511]

On 10/24/2018 at 10:40 PM, hornian said:

So Cory gives prostate exams too?

Hands look huge.  No thanks!!

[hornian 5294]

So, this is something that I've been meaning to post, but just now getting around to. I see CDC almost every darn time I'm on campus. Usually for games, but I am also a member of the UT Club, and I see him there all the time as well.

I'm not some big cigar, I just take my kids to Bevo Blvd, go to tailgates, and grab lunch at the Club every now and again. But he's always around. I've even run into him in the concourses at the Stadium (i.e. he's not just in the Suites or on the Field) at more than one game. By run into, I mean walk by him, he in no way knows who I am. 

But still, I can count on one hand the times I ran across Delos Dodds, and don't think I ever saw Patterson or Perrin, but since September started I've probably seen CDC a dozen different times. 

I like that - he's always out and about, and that's a good thing. He's not holed up in an office somewhere.

[Goodman 3283]

10 minutes ago, hornian said:

So, this is something that I've been meaning to post, but just now getting around to. I see CDC almost every darn time I'm on campus. Usually for games, but I am also a member of the UT Club, and I see him there all the time as well.

I'm not some big cigar, I just take my kids to Bevo Blvd, go to tailgates, and grab lunch at the Club every now and again. But he's always around. I've even run into him in the concourses at the Stadium (i.e. he's not just in the Suites or on the Field) at more than one game. By run into, I mean walk by him, he in no way knows who I am. 

But still, I can count on one hand the times I ran across Delos Dodds, and don't think I ever saw Patterson or Perrin, but since September started I've probably seen CDC a dozen different times. 

I like that - he's always out and about, and that's a good thing. He's not holed up in an office somewhere.

Pretty much same here. Had the kids at the KU soccer game where it was cold and rainy, he was there. With the people, asking questions.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Jesus someone teach that man to use a razor.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

3 hours ago, hornian said:

So, this is something that I've been meaning to post, but just now getting around to. I see CDC almost every darn time I'm on campus. Usually for games, but I am also a member of the UT Club, and I see him there all the time as well.

I'm not some big cigar, I just take my kids to Bevo Blvd, go to tailgates, and grab lunch at the Club every now and again. But he's always around. I've even run into him in the concourses at the Stadium (i.e. he's not just in the Suites or on the Field) at more than one game. By run into, I mean walk by him, he in no way knows who I am. 

But still, I can count on one hand the times I ran across Delos Dodds, and don't think I ever saw Patterson or Perrin, but since September started I've probably seen CDC a dozen different times. 

I like that - he's always out and about, and that's a good thing. He's not holed up in an office somewhere.

 

3 hours ago, hornian said:

So, this is something that I've been meaning to post, but just now getting around to. I see CDC almost every darn time I'm on campus. Usually for games, but I am also a member of the UT Club, and I see him there all the time as well.

I'm not some big cigar, I just take my kids to Bevo Blvd, go to tailgates, and grab lunch at the Club every now and again. But he's always around. I've even run into him in the concourses at the Stadium (i.e. he's not just in the Suites or on the Field) at more than one game. By run into, I mean walk by him, he in no way knows who I am. 

But still, I can count on one hand the times I ran across Delos Dodds, and don't think I ever saw Patterson or Perrin, but since September started I've probably seen CDC a dozen different times. 

I like that - he's always out and about, and that's a good thing. He's not holed up in an office somewhere.

I'd call that "hands on" AD ing.

[TtomTerrific 200]

just wanted to type this out again on this page.

very, very, very happy we hired this guy.

Edited November 1, 2018 by TtomTerrific

[Bozo_Casanova 26851]

14 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

just wanted to type this out again on this page.

very, very, very happy we hired this guy.

+1

[jofus 2269]

On 10/24/2018 at 10:40 PM, hornian said:

So Cory gives prostate exams too?

Makes you jump

[RollLeft 5090]

On 10/29/2018 at 2:25 PM, Machinator said:

 

Why in the world would she need to pump in the stadium?  Could she not pump before or after the game?  I hope they are not considering subjecting those babies to the upper deck and 100k of people yelling.      

[Katfid54 9005]

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

Why in the world would she need to pump in the stadium?  Could she not pump before or after the game?  I hope they are not considering subjecting those babies to the upper deck and 100k of people yelling.      

Um, it's called grit.  Ever heard of it?

[RollLeft 5090]

Just now, Katfid54 said:

Um, it's called grit.  Ever heard of it?

What is called grit?

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

On 10/29/2018 at 3:37 PM, Brock Sampson said:

"Event staff will have to inspect the pump system at any gate,..."

That include the boobies?

just look for the badge

[Katfid54 9005]

6 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

What is called grit?

all that shit

[RollLeft 5090]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

all that shit

i see

[gsoda3 3362]

14 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Why in the world would she need to pump in the stadium?  Could she not pump before or after the game?  I hope they are not considering subjecting those babies to the upper deck and 100k of people yelling.      

b/c every 3 hours

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

42 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

all that shit

It all makes perfect sense now. Thanks for the clarification. 

[Brock Sampson 289]

40 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

b/c every 3 hours

the milk must flow

[wood 11766]

13 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

This reminds me ... it's about time to watch my Bullitt dvd again.

[irishtexan 11712]

clogged ducts are no joke

[TtomTerrific 200]

she could sneak in breast milk in flasks in her boots like the rest of us

[FloridaHorn 4887]

32 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

clogged ducts are no joke

Exactly...your ac will not work at maximum efficiency under these conditions.

[Machinator 32103]

On 10/26/2018 at 2:30 PM, Lobo said:

I see del Conte is getting an early jump on Movember.  Can't say I like the fact he showed up to a barber shop in a fucking vest.  But I'll allow it since our olympic sports are doing fantastic across the board.  And yes, Redding's hands are fucking enormous.  I can comfortably palm a basketball, and once shook his hand and it wrapped all the way around mine and overlapped by an inch or two.  

 

22 hours ago, ztejas said:

Jesus someone teach that man to use a razor.

 

[ztejas 44227]

3 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Why in the world would she need to pump in the stadium?  Could she not pump before or after the game?  I hope they are not considering subjecting those babies to the upper deck and 100k of people yelling.      

People are fucking idiots. I mean just look at her husband for Christ's sake. He looks like he eats at Wendy's 4 times a week.

[ztejas 44227]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

 

I was talking about the guy whose wife wants to breastfeed at the stadium.

[utee94 16088]

17 hours ago, hornian said:

So, this is something that I've been meaning to post, but just now getting around to. I see CDC almost every darn time I'm on campus. Usually for games, but I am also a member of the UT Club, and I see him there all the time as well.

I'm not some big cigar, I just take my kids to Bevo Blvd, go to tailgates, and grab lunch at the Club every now and again. But he's always around. I've even run into him in the concourses at the Stadium (i.e. he's not just in the Suites or on the Field) at more than one game. By run into, I mean walk by him, he in no way knows who I am. 

But still, I can count on one hand the times I ran across Delos Dodds, and don't think I ever saw Patterson or Perrin, but since September started I've probably seen CDC a dozen different times. 

I like that - he's always out and about, and that's a good thing. He's not holed up in an office somewhere.

I saw DeLoss out and about at games and at the UT Club all the time in the late 90s/early 2000s.  Pretty sure that, just like his BFF FUPM, he just mailed it in for his last 5 years.

 

 

[Telegraph_it 3379]

I remember seeing Bill Powers show up to a basketball game in a tux with a few minutes to spare before halftime. He seemed pretty lit and decided to leave his wife with DeLoss and sit with the students on the baseline for the remainder of the game.

[TornACL 7792]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I was talking about the guy whose wife wants to breastfeed at the stadium.

It's like he  has a neckbeard only, with nothing on his face. Definitely works in IT, I would bet $10K on it. They must not have mirrors down in the basement at Intertrode.

[Wally Pryor 5410]

18 hours ago, hornian said:

But still, I can count on one hand the times I ran across Delos Dodds, and don't think I ever saw Patterson or Perrin, but since September started I've probably seen CDC a dozen different times. 

I drove around in a glass-bottomed car looking for Patterson quite often.  

But, you're right, you'd never see the guy, other than being in the First Aid office at DKR putting price tags on water bottles. 

[Machinator 32103]

 

[TheYoungHorn 97]

21 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

I remember seeing Bill Powers show up to a basketball game in a tux with a few minutes to spare before halftime. He seemed pretty lit and decided to leave his wife with DeLoss and sit with the students on the baseline for the remainder of the game.

Yeah, that was a fun game. 

[ztejas 44227]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Damn this dude gives zero fucks. Tweets at the AD requesting 4 box seats the day before the game. 

[vtaenz 603]

That's awesome but also a little... eh. How does 4 free GA tickets sound?

[Post Oak 20568]

Shooters shoot

[ztejas 44227]

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Shooters shoot

Players play, coaches coach, and cheerleaders cheer. 

[Steamboat1874 4356]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Players play, coaches coach, and cheerleaders cheer. 

And OU sucks.

[LTtxfan 50005]

After helping with approval of a higher salary for Coach Orlando last spring, CDC has to be a little ticked about  such poor Defensive results against Maryland, Okie Lite and West Virginia.  

On a good note.... With so many assistant coach's contracts expiring in March 2019, CDC will have a great chance to help HERMAN evaluate his current staff.  I also hope Herman really beefs up the support staff of Analysts and Quality Control group with a few more experienced folks to improve the Staff's Efforts for gameplanning and opponent analysis...

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[hornian 5294]

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Pretty sure this happened before beer sales in the stadium too. Nothing like a flask in the boot to make you lose your balance. 

[GTNY 284]

Interesting that construction on SEZ will begin this summer. Guess we will see finalized design when new season ticket packages go out. 

[DaysOff 8209]

I can't believe the patience of this man to answer anyone with a thought and a cellphone.

[taybo20 3038]

CDC is amazing. Some of these issues are real issues, but some are just the nature of things, and very isolated incidents. I've had nothing but good interactions with the concession staffs. Can't wait for the Wi-Fi in the stadium! Leaving the Health Center parking garage was awful 2 years ago for ND. That hits close to home. According to the TV we had a record crowd at the game. Even though there were plenty of seats left in the student sections.

[BigHorn'13 3494]

33 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

So your first thought is to tweet the AD? I'd had told him to go play hide and go fuck himself if I witness any adult giving shit to my kid. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

A&M's AD doesn't have to do this bc their fans are all classy

shame on us

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

So your first thought is to tweet the AD? I'd had told him to go play hide and go fuck himself if I witness any adult giving shit to my kid. 

the part he left out of his tweet was that the kid expressed his desire for a pretzel by saying "hey bitch, get off your fat ass and give me a motherfucking pretzel before I come back there and dick whip the lot of yeh"

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

I can't believe the patience of this man to answer anyone with a thought and a cellphone.

if I could more than Like this post, I would. Like if I could fuck it, or buy it a present, I would.