Texas AD Chris Del Conte

[Blanton 170]

21 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Check your reading comprehension. The guy tweeting is a Texas fan, and the homophobic slurs were being directed at our band.

 

[utee94 15,744]

jfc twitter is so gd stupid

 

[vtaenz 601]

36 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Check your reading comprehension. The guy tweeting is a Texas fan, and the homophobic slurs were being directed at our band.

So fun fact, I believe it was Nebraska playing at Texas in 2003 and I was on the sideline right before half time.

Either Richie Incognito or Nick Povendo turned around and said "I'm going to shove that trombone up your ass." 

 

Well it was a trumpet, WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

Why is this dude responding to every retard on Twitter?

[maninblack 7,974]

 

[Machinator 32,097]

Chris Del Conte is doing as an AD exactly what Nick Saban is doing as a head coach - taking failed former executives who were in over their heads and putting them into smaller roles at Texas that take advantage of what skills they do have.

[TrashMaster G 17,385]

13 hours ago, vtaenz said:

So fun fact, I believe it was Nebraska playing at Texas in 2003 and I was on the sideline right before half time.

Either Richie Incognito or Nick Povendo turned around and said "I'm going to shove that trombone up your ass." 

 

Well it was a trumpet, WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT.

How did you get it out?

[vtaenz 601]

Well trash, frankly, that's none of your business.

How did you get it out?

[maninblack 7,974]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,336]

So kd35 football jerseys?

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[chase25 2,048]

On 11/13/2018 at 8:42 PM, Machinator said:

Chris Del Conte is doing as an AD exactly what Nick Saban is doing as a head coach - taking failed former executives who were in over their heads and putting them into smaller roles at Texas that take advantage of what skills they do have.

It is the "Chris Del Conte Athletic Directing Rehabilitation Clinic"

[Noah Fence 480]

On 11/8/2018 at 9:22 AM, Gardner Barnes said:

 

Ummmmmm

No

 

 

On 11/8/2018 at 9:45 AM, Steel Shank said:

This should go in the I can't believe it is the same person thread.

[Armybrat 40,710]

Patterson was the disease, Del Conte the cure.

[TrashMaster G 17,385]

Just now, Armybrat said:

Patterson was the disease, Del Conte the cure.

This.

[Wally Pryor 5,243]

24 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Patterson was the disease, Del Conte the cure.

Why we ever hired that cancer is and always will be beyond head scratching.

Just had to read John Canzano's work to know that Patterson was going to be an issue here and ultimately the most despised person ever associated with Texas athletics (and, yes, that includes Polonsky).

Edited November 15, 2018 by Wally Pryor

[KYHorn 16,833]

CDC with some sass. I like it. Come early.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,336]

Everyone mark will reed down as a bitch in your scorecards. 

[taybo20 2,815]

Fuck will read. Sounds like a pussy

[KYHorn 16,833]

Idiot got into the game and is still bitching.

 

 

 

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[taybo20 2,815]

I hope will read posts here because FUCK YOU!

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[HenryJames 65,884]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

He should have replied ‘your wife sounds fat.’

[taybo20 2,815]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

“Packed to capacity”.... honestly the best thing ever

[MidTexHorn 822]

Man he has a lot more patience with idiots than I do 

[BurntOrangeCrush 1,004]

10 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Idiot got into the game and is still bitching.

 

 

 

[hayden_horn 11,360]

I met the man briefly before the game. He was genial, took a pic with us, and generally unlike any AD we've ever had. Just a great guy. 

[OU Sucks 8,745]

10 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Idiot got into the game and is still bitching.

 

 

 

"Thanks for ruining our senior year. Enjoy your 3 months as a longhorn in your suite"??  This kid sounds like the whiniest pussy on earth.

[Lhorn 4,885]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Everyone mark will reed down as a bitch in your scorecards. 

He's on the list.

[DalTxHornFan 3,085]

What a pussy.  Is he worse than D. Figgs?  Close call.

[GotThatFire 166]

3 months?? Lulz

[USMCHorn 1,369]

The amount of surly posters that responded calling him a bitch is fucking hilarious.

[hornian 5,203]

Picking a fight, in public no less, with the AD at Texas. 

Not the best look for him, and maybe not the best for getting hired by a UT grad who searches his social media. 

[Quasimofo 406]

Damn, the "actually I prefer a nice mead" commercial, in real life.

[TrashMaster G 17,385]

6 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

The amount of surly posters that responded calling him a bitch is fucking hilarious.

Is the pussy Will Read getting called out on Twitter?

[KYHorn 16,833]

He went to Highland Park. Explains a lot.

[Tex Pete 20,156]

1 hour ago, KYHorn said:

He went to Highland Park. Explains a lot.

Then he can afford actual season tickets. And to not be such a bitch. 

[Hank Chinaski 6,310]

8 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

"Thanks for ruining our senior year. Enjoy your 3 months as a longhorn in your suite"??  This kid sounds like the whiniest pussy on earth.

"Suffered"? "Suffered"? 

Jesus, kid...stop whining, grow some fucking balls, and stop blaming other people for your choice not to wait in a line. 

And for the love of god, figure out what the fuck "suffer" means so that you'll stop embarrassing yourself. 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

I met the man briefly before the game. He was genial, took a pic with us, and generally unlike any AD we've ever had. Just a great guy. 

Ahem,

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

Ok. Cool.

Hook ‘em! 🤘

[SDG 3,319]

9 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

"Thanks for ruining our senior year. Enjoy your 3 months as a longhorn in your suite"??  This kid sounds like the whiniest pussy on earth.

When he wakes up hungover this morning and reads all the responses to his tweets maybe he'll realize what a douche he's been.  Maybe...

 

Edit to add that the response gifs are so magical I know surly had to take part.  

Edited November 18, 2018 by SDG

[Radical Larry 28,528]

Will Read seems like he’s a massive douchebag.

[TexasTroll 454]

On 11/13/2018 at 8:03 PM, vtaenz said:

So fun fact, I believe it was Nebraska playing at Texas in 2003 and I was on the sideline right before half time.

Either Richie Incognito or Nick Povendo turned around and said "I'm going to shove that trombone up your ass." 

 

Well it was a trumpet, WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT.

 

On 11/14/2018 at 9:55 AM, TrashMaster G said:

How did you get it out?

Surely he used proper embouchure Technic  

and blew it out.....

[Pancho 44,434]

 

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

 

I bet she’s fat.

[Machinator 32,097]