Texas AD Chris Del Conte

[Zone Read 299]

I talked to CDC before the game.  Asked him a question regarding the Clear service that was supposed to be outside of Gate 25.  He made 3 phone calls to find out what happened.  Told me to wait there, a few minutes later one of his employees came over and explained it was a miscommunication between UT and Clear.  Best AD ever.

[Burt Macklin 19230]

18 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Lol

 

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5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Bob, Alex, Zack, Darrell, and Navid are fucking morons.

Funniest part is I’ve met one of them multiple times before, and he doesn’t come off any better in person.

[tejas60 3556]

Del Conte. this man fucks.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3904]

9 minutes ago, Zone Read said:

I talked to CDC before the game.  Asked him a question regarding the Clear service that was supposed to be outside of Gate 25.  He made 3 phone calls to find out what happened.  Told me to wait there, a few minutes later one of his employees came over and explained it was a miscommunication between UT and Clear.  Best AD ever.

Whaaaaat? Fans have to be properly hydrated now too? 

[taybo20 3023]

23 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Fuckin right

[Reynolds Woodcock 5085]

18 minutes ago, Zone Read said:

I talked to CDC before the game.  Asked him a question regarding the Clear service that was supposed to be outside of Gate 25.  He made 3 phone calls to find out what happened.  Told me to wait there, a few minutes later one of his employees came over and explained it was a miscommunication between UT and Clear.  Best AD ever.

So will there be Clear next week?

[Machinator 32103]

 

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[taybo20 3023]

What is the seating issue? It’s my understanding the earlier you get there the better the seat? 

[Post Oak 20555]

Just go to the fuckin game you fuckin fucks.  Get there early and leave your bitchassedness at home. 

It's fucking game day. Don't look for a reason to bitch. Bitches

[Machinator 32103]

2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

What is the seating issue? It’s my understanding the earlier you get there the better the seat? 

Demolition of the SEZ (plus increased demand) has created a real crunch for student seating. Overflow sections were designated but not well-communicated.

In addition, we have a bunch of spoiled brats in our fanbase (as this thread illustrates).

[taybo20 3023]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Demolition of the SEZ (plus increased demand) has created a real crunch for student seating. Overflow sections were designated but not well-communicated.

In addition, we have a bunch of spoiled brats in our fanbase (as this thread illustrates).

Right. I feel like the entitlement issue is the biggest. I was at the game Saturday and I get maybe the communication wasn’t good, but to complain about not being close is weak.

[LonghornSean 4103]

With the GA student seating, they clearly need wristbands distributed so people can get back to their seats after taking a piss or getting concessions but sounds like that didn't happen effectively Saturday

 

Edited September 2, 2019 by LonghornSean

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

25 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

dear Zach, go root for fuckin' Oregon

[taybo20 3023]

11 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

With the GA student seating, they clearly need wristbands distributed so people can get back to their seats after taking a piss or getting concessions but sounds like that didn't happen effectively Saturday

 

Ah gotcha

[SubliminalHorn 7008]

56 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

So they are allowed?

[LTtxfan 49987]

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

So they are allowed?

If you are serious...

[SubliminalHorn 7008]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

If you are serious...

I’m being a silly billy

[TonyTexas 10741]

If you are serious...

He’s not non-serious.

[Blutarski 21]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Lol

Bob Wunderlick was the head coach at Dallas Jesuit in the 90s

[Machinator 32103]

 

[Pancho 46270]

Which one of you is this

 

[millhouse 2732]

Fuck that noise. I want the biggest heavy machinery we can find parked there for game day. Massive bulldozers, steamrollers and shit like that. Set the tone for what our defense is going to do. Hell, paint a 7, 19, 25 and 46 on them

Edited September 2, 2019 by millhouse

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

3 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

dear Zach, go root for fuckin' Oregon

And Joshua (post #3017) can find a home at aggy or Pedo State.

Edited September 2, 2019 by ImissWallyPryor

[Chopper 17430]

Each time I read this thread I'm reminded how awesome CDC is. His passion, total commitment and competence in the job are spectacular. Coming on the heels of the dude who was one of the worst AD's in the history of the NCAA, well, it's kind of a mind fuck. 

[texifornia 59010]

Legend

 

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[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Hand out some ear plugs to those pansies.  

[formermav43 4622]

35 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Hand out some ear plugs to those pansies.  

I’d vote for CDC showing up, firing off a few rounds into the air Old West movie lawman style, popping a balloon to demonstrate the difference, and walking out with a menacing scowl.

[Knoxtnhorn 6290]

Beth:  Here's an idea.  Whether you're truly scared or just being a drama queen, you now know the popping sound coming from that area is from a balloon.  It's your fucking fault if you continue to stress about it.

 

Edited September 3, 2019 by Knoxtnhorn

[Goodman 3280]

10 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I think Zack just realized he was not having a private conversation with CDC and now the world knows what a bitch he is.

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[Goodman 3280]

I can't imagine what type of shit he'll get after we beat LSU. The stadium is going to be Armageddon on every front, good luck to anyone expecting good service at this one.

[Machinator 32103]

 

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[gyroprotagonist 2597]

his reply to all these tweets should be:

Quote

Dear Mr. Cox so and so:

Attached is a letter tweet that we received on November 19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters tweets. 

Very truly yours, 

CLEVELAND STADIUM CORP. 

James N. Bailey,
General Counsel

cc: Arthur B. Modell

 

[Pancho 46270]

 

[Guest Lobo]

Rumor has it his band is playing at Stubb's on Friday night.  

[SDG 3336]

 

 

[babysdaddy 2731]

13 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

"You know what else was never a problem, Paul? The fucking students wouldn't get to the games early and we didn't have home-field advantage.  GFYB.  CDC out."

[Tex Pete 21483]

On 9/2/2019 at 11:29 AM, SwanderedTalent said:

dear Zach, go root for fuckin' Oregon

Zach, we get exactly what you are saying. You DO want us to change our uniforms for a game to a color that is not, nor was it ever one of our school colors. I will rip your fucking face off and shove it up your ass.

I hope you’re sterile, but it probably doesn’t matter anyway. Root for anyone else, please. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

I will rip your fucking face off and shove it up your ass.

this doesn't get used enough

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[NeverMarryAStripper 22277]

1 hour ago, tjhooker said:

You haven't really lived until you have camped out for ou tix for the student pull in the pigeon shit and bat guano infested west ramps. 

Those are some of my fondest memories of my time on the forty acres.  What a party it was.