This year's Comedy Central roastee: Bruce Willis

[TrashMaster G 17,583]

Coming this summer.  Like a blockbuster. 

[Parliament 14,278]

Come out to the coaaast. We'll have some lauuughs.

[HiggyBaby 2,545]

Lulz. I’m in.

[RPM 26,330]

Very in on this.

[TexArcher 37,997]

Always in on these.

[HoustonFrog 368]

Should be good

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[RPM 26,330]

Holy shit Edward Norton knocked it out of the fucking park. Did not see that one coming.

Dom Irrera is a national treasure.

Demi brought the heat.

Jeff Ross is the king. "Cybill Sheppard looks like Bruce Jenner Willis" (to Bruce) "You're like Elmer Fudd if he went hunting for bad scripts instead of wascally wabbits." "You went from Hollywood's leading man to Demi Moore saying... ya know what? I'd rather fuck the dumb guy from Dude Where's My Car?"

Edited July 30, 2018 by RPM

[Saint Austin 745]

Definitely had its moments, especially from Dom Irrera and Jeff Ross, but for the most part, this was a weaker roast. They need to get away from inviting celebrities, and just bring back comedians who are, you know, funny.

[henrygandorf 29,194]

10 minutes ago, Saint Austin said:

Definitely had its moments, especially from Dom Irrera and Jeff Ross, but for the most part, this was a weaker roast. They need to get away from inviting celebrities, and just bring back comedians who are, you know, funny.

then people complain that the dais is filled with random comedians without any relation to the roastee.  the best ones have a combination of both, but the unrelated comedians all have to kill it, or they shouldn't be there.

[Go Pokes 979]

His daughters sure seemed to think it was hilarious.  I, on the other hand, did not.  It had it's moments but they were pretty few and far between.  

[Deej 76,873]

They need to dig up Don Rickles for these thing. A dead Don Rickles would be funnier than most of the roasters they bring up.

[Quagmire 2,147]

Definitely had its moments, especially from Dom Irrera and Jeff Ross, but for the most part, this was a weaker roast. They need to get away from inviting celebrities, and just bring back comedians who are, you know, funny.

Agree, too many celebrities that aren’t funny , I like it when it’s mostly comics.

[TrashMaster G 17,583]

I agree that Edward Norton was fantastic.  Didn't see that coming at all.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

4 hours ago, Saint Austin said:

Definitely had its moments, especially from Dom Irrera and Jeff Ross, but for the most part, this was a weaker roast. They need to get away from inviting celebrities, and just bring back comedians who are, you know, funny.

Its all gone down hill since Greg Giraldo died.

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

I see that Nikki Glaser is quietly being propped up as the next Amy Schumer, because at least she doesn't steal jokes.  

[woohorn 1,131]

She looked pretty good in the previews I saw. Waaay hotter than Amy ever was. Maybe Silverman is better comparison?

[Rabidhorn 121]

It was okay.

[Guest Lobo]

Wow, tried it for a few minutes of actual roasters and it was excruciating.  Glaser had one funny joke (Thai Soccer team), and she fell flat after that.  Tried a couple more 'roasters' and it was pretty bad.  But fast-forwarded to Norton and he fucking killed, the deadpan delivery helped.  Wow, that was a true gem in a sea of mediocrity.  

[Trey3216 15,350]

Sadly, Martha Stewart and Ed Norton probably had the best stuff.  

[Buzzrock 14,936]

17 hours ago, woohorn said:

She looked pretty good in the previews I saw. Waaay hotter than Amy ever was. Maybe Silverman is better comparison?

If we're talking attractive female comics I'll go with Iliza Shlesinger. No idea if she's funny.

[woohorn 1,131]

She was pretty funny on her "excused" dating show. She has a hot body for sure.

[Trey3216 15,350]

Did she go to the Houston burbs and get her nose bitten off as well?  

[Buzzrock 14,936]

What nose?

[DougO 5,254]

It sure looks like Norton is wearing the Shatner 5000 rug while making fun of Bruce's baldass penis head.

[DougO 5,254]

Martha Stewart looks like an over-buttered baked potato in gold foil.

Edited August 1, 2018 by DougO

[immortal13 4,059]

I lol'd at the Cristopher Walken bit, but then it went on a little too long.

[DougO 5,254]

Overall, it was pretty weak. They should have just skipped to Ross and finished with Bruce, maybe to a 5 minute montage of the highlights of the rest.

[Underdog 28,761]

On 7/31/2018 at 12:24 PM, Buzzrock said:

If we're talking attractive female comics I'll go with Iliza Shlesinger. No idea if she's funny.

Goodness. 

[Buzzrock 14,936]

Google-worthy. She apparently doesn’t have a very strong iCloud password.