Super Bowl commercials

[Parliament 14272]

There will be plenty that offend one of us, but I'm pretty sure we'll all agree this one is pretty good:

 

Edited February 2, 2020 by Parliament

[Continental Op 3934]

Commercials are for getting up and taking a piss you fucking woman.  

[Lhorn 4928]

I for one am eager to find out which multi billion dollar conglomerate is the most woke.

[Knoxtnhorn 6064]

47 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I for one am eager to find out which multi billion dollar conglomerate is the most woke.

I'm (not) looking forward to the political ads with my very far left parents in the room.

[Iceman 2722]

I admittedly like this one. Funny and daddy Wrecking Ball at the end. LOlz.

 

[Zavala 1384]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xPn4DXIj5w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-0Ll60FkLg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzEeIKShYTU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtv_PJE8xns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ex5xnVm2po

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF9t2rFmTVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xVnq31Vk8Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBKbeNEx4UA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddADu4-A7Io

All the WOKE ones

[BigOrange1 6442]

9 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I'm (not) looking forward to the political ads with my very far left parents in the room.

did you enjoy the horseshit propaganda ad from trump where he claimed to be a president who reunites families?

[mulletpelini 5214]

Cheetos aka Larry Davids mom died

[Knoxtnhorn 6064]

45 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

did you enjoy the horseshit propaganda ad from trump where he claimed to be a president who reunites families?

I meant it from the standpoint that I don't do politics around my family and friends and knew the ads would rile them up.  Kind of like how they apparently did to you.

[Knoxtnhorn 6064]

CR is that way dude.

I did like the Alexa ad.  The "Charlie Day" one had promise but fell flat.

Bud was cool.

Too many of them were just over-the-top silly.

[RPM 26327]

This was the best one.

 

[Junior Miller 1502]

Seeing how today was actually groundhog day that was on point. The Doritos one was good but seeing how old Sam Elliott is looking is damn sad. He'll always be sitting at the bar chatting up the Dude in my mind. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

There’s zero creativity in all of them. Cameo by celebrity followed by unfunny shit... boom commercial done. What a waste of money by a lot of these companies

 

 

 

I said in the game thread I’d be cool with the super bowl commercials airing every single “this is SportsCenter” commercial. If we have to start repeating some then we have to start repeating some.

 

[GreenspointTexas 9662]

Yup, the bring back “x” to do a 30 second re-hash of some old movie is fucking dead as shit 

 

a la ferris bueller a few years ago. Commercials this year sucked, but who gives a fuck... theyre commercials

[Lat22 4015]

17 hours ago, Iceman said:

I admittedly like this one. Funny and daddy Wrecking Ball at the end. LOlz.

 

That was the only one I can remember.  Of course, I'm usually doing man shit during the commercials.

[aggie08 21508]

20 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Commercials are for getting up and taking a piss you fucking woman.  

You may want to go see your doctor, man. Big boys can usually hold it for more than 15 minutes at a time.

[BrazilHorn 6624]

Love how Scorsese can decry Marvel movies yet sell out for a Coke Energy commercial. 
 

Truly arthouse. 

[gecko 1104]

pretty weak all around this year

[d2o 1602]

Most of them were dry as hell.   Didn't like the Groundhog Day one.    The Tide spots with Charlie annoyed the fuck out of me.   I did kinda like the Lil Nas X Doritos spot.

[Continental Op 3934]

You may want to go see your doctor, man. Big boys can usually hold it for more than 15 minutes at a time.

My prostate is the size of a loaf of bread

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21912]

9 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

it did rile me up.  the racist piece of shit president put out a propaganda ad that was a fucking lie and was insulting to the intelligence of anyone with an IQ above 2.  it pissed me the fuck off.  as it should have done for anyone who has been paying the fuck attention for the past 3 years.

To be fair, this is true of all political ads because they are directed at the typical American voter

[gecko 1104]

[TornACL 7722]

I understand that there are people who hate football and think football is the most boring, pointless thing ever. But let me just say this. Anyone who actually has even a shred of interest in "seeing the commercials" or having any sort of opinion about the commercials during the Super Bowl is a boring as fuck human being. 

[Bottlecap 1523]

OK boomer

[GopherRock 1765]

At least there was no "Insure with Nationwide or your kids die" this year. 

This is still one of the best Super Bowl commercials ever put to cellulose. 

 

[HiggyBaby 2543]

Most of the ads are too contrived and formulaic, to the post above. Bring back an old movie or celeb and milk it for some laughs. I wanted to like the MC Hammer and Bill Murray ads but hated them for that reason. I did like the Alexa ad, the Google ad (hit me in the feels with my own aging parents), and the Hyundai self parking ad. Oh, and of course the Nate Boyer YouTube ad.

[immortal13 4059]

23 hours ago, Iceman said:

I admittedly like this one. Funny and daddy Wrecking Ball at the end. LOlz.

 

Best one of the night...by far

[immortal13 4059]

13 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

did you enjoy the horseshit propaganda ad from trump where he claimed to be a president who reunites families?

Did you know the fucking Cloak Room is that way? >>>

[smuggs 9353]

I thought the Momoa ad was pretty great.

 

 

[Buzzrock 14935]

The only thought I had was I wonder how much Walmart paid in licensing for that early ad that had Star Wars and everything else in it.

Oh who am I kidding they probably got all the rights for free during purchasing negotiations.

[Texas Jeff 1945]

Smaht Pahk, now available on a Hyundai near you:

 

Edited February 3, 2020 by Texas Jeff

[BigOrange1 6442]

3 hours ago, immortal13 said:

Did you know the fucking Cloak Room is that way? >>>

the dipshit in charge had a prominently featured super bowl commercial, which is what this thread is about.  if you are so delicate that you can't handle anyone mentioning it, i suggest you might consider fucking off.

[Buzzrock 14935]

Someone please go lock the CR door.

[mulletpelini 5214]

other than Sams worm mooustache, didn't find that one as entertaining as the cheetos and Rubicon

[clapclapclap 9000]

7 hours ago, TornACL said:

I understand that there are people who hate football and think football is the most boring, pointless thing ever. But let me just say this. Anyone who actually has even a shred of interest in "seeing the commercials" or having any sort of opinion about the commercials during the Super Bowl is a boring as fuck human being. 

Perhaps, but I remember when about half the Super Bowl commercials were actually funny. That was long ago.  Now it seems nearly every commercial has to bow down and praise the emperor's new PC clothes.

 

Edited February 4, 2020 by clapclapclap
I get the sense BigOrange(ManBad) is having a rough week.

[TornACL 7722]

29 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Perhaps, but I remember when about half the Super Bowl commercials were actually funny. That was long ago.  Now it seems nearly every commercial has to bow down and praise the emperor's new PC clothes.

 

Boring. I don't give a single shit, especially not about the perceived PC-ness or offensiveness of advertisements. Commercial breaks are for taking a piss, getting more food and drink, or checking Twitter. 

[immortal13 4059]

4 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

the dipshit in charge had a prominently featured super bowl commercial, which is what this thread is about.  if you are so delicate that you can't handle anyone mentioning it, i suggest you might consider fucking off.

I'm afraid you are in the minority here, fuckface

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

The best - Jeep, Alexa

The good - Doritos, Smaht Pahk, Google

The rest:

[Parliament 14272]

I long for the days of the Bud Bowl.

[ChickenSandwich 9843]

Smart Phark. 
 

seems like a good way to get you car keyed when neither surrounding car can’t open their doors

Edited February 4, 2020 by ChickenSandwich

[d2o 1602]

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Smart Phark. 
 

seems like a good way to get you car keyed when neither surrounding car can’t open their doors

That was my first thought.    The space wasnt big enough for anyone else to get into their cars.

[Gene Parmesan 4008]

Yeah I'm in the burbs so I don't have to deal with small parking on daily basis.  I guess that's just the way it is in dense urban areas and people just deal with it?  Otherwise you are just screwing the guy to your right.

[Buzzrock 14935]

We used to do that to each other on purpose in college. Now kids won’t even have to try hard to pull that old prank. They have it so easy these days.

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

On 2/3/2020 at 2:12 AM, Junior Miller said:

Seeing how today was actually groundhog day that was on point. The Doritos one was good but seeing how old Sam Elliott is looking is damn sad. He'll always be sitting at the bar chatting up the Dude in my mind. 

Nah, pointing out to the guy who’s knee he just dislocated, just how fucking much it hurts getting your knee dislocated in Roadhouse.