2020 Dems: Iowa (how it works and what to look for)

[GRHorn 105]

8 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Biden wasn't even close to viable.  He had like 4 supporters initially. 1 bailed, 2 went Pete, the other to Klobuchar.

 

[Brothahorn 10085]

6 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Iowa Dem Party trying desperately to find Biden votes. 

 

 

 

Edited February 4, 2020 by Brothahorn

[Dbeasy 14961]

What about people who are at work like at restaurants or stores? They can't vote? And what if you have a young kid that needs to go to bed?

It seems like a model that is discriminatory against minorities in Iowa, all 11 of them.

[cam4mav 770]

4 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Iowa Dem Party trying desperately to find Biden votes. 

cooking the books real fast for sure

[Bruh Man 3160]

3 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

Bernie Bro going home to take out his frustrations on League of Legends. 

Edited February 4, 2020 by Bruh Man

[bad_teammate 13132]

 

The coin flips are my favorite part.

[mchookem 16184]

i don't understand any of this lol

how's Pete doing overall? is anybody going to drop out after tonight?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Goat rodeo

 

[bad_teammate 13132]

lol quality control for the numbers before they are released

 

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

4 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

What about people who are at work like at restaurants or stores? They can't vote? And what if you have a young kid that needs to go to bed?

All reasons why I'd be perfectly fine with a primary.  I don't think the caucus is a superior method, but I personally don't mind the process.

I will defend our first in the nation status.  As long as the current electoral college exists, were a good barometer of what it takes to win a state whose presidential outcome isn't predetermined.  I'll concede we aren't representative of the nation as a whole, but who is?  This is a big, diverse, weird patchwork country.

[SquishMitten 10397]

This is the longest booth review ever. Fuckin B1G refs, man

[Hank Kingsley 20676]

Oh no, Joe. 

 

[Anastasis 23390]

Wouldn’t you like to see some of the email chains?

[SquishMitten 10397]

Goat rodeo
 

Makes sense. As long as its in the best interest of the president’s mind

[Zonahorn 8079]

I'm much more confident in Bernie's ability to beat Pete. 

[Fozzz 152]

Dems couldn’t even wait till Super Tuesday to begin rigging shit?

[Bruh Man 3160]

Robby Mook fucking up another election with his bitch ass app. 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Goat rodeo
 

Damnit Iowa! You had one job.

[bad_teammate 13132]

Paper ballots + indelible ink on the left thumb of the voter.

[Hank Kingsley 20676]

BREAK UP BIG TECH 

[SquishMitten 10397]

What I guess I don’t understand is that we’ve seen reporters in a few locations. We’ve watched the official announcement on the 2nd round and the awarding of delegates at each of them. Even if those delegate numbers aren’t exactly right, how do we not have a rough estimate from the ground yet? All the major news networks -combined - couldn’t find a local reporter for each location?

[troph 24560]

Russians hacked the damn thing. Results were gabby and yang 1 and 2 and no one believes it.

[Bateshorn 9897]

I don’t trust states that don’t touch the ocean.  
 

Good work, Iowa.  Maybe take the rest of forever off.

[Michael Knight 12878]

Get rid of Iowa

[BradInATX 9208]

I wonder which Iowa Democratic Party stooge's brother in law got a multi-million dollar contract to build an app that you could set up in Google Sheets in about an hour at a cost of zero dollars.

Good job, as per usual.

Edited February 4, 2020 by BradInATX

[bad_teammate 13132]

This lady snitching out her neighbor what the hell?

 

[bad_teammate 13132]

Just now, BradInATX said:

I wonder which DNC stooge's brother in law got a multi-million dollar contract to build an app that you could set up in google sheets in about an hour.

Good work, as per usual.

1 Google Sheet

1 Google Form for each precinct to fill that sheet

This is hard.

[henrygandorf 29174]

van jones with the line of the night, “the iowa caucus process has failed to meet the viability threshold.”

[Michael Knight 12878]

This is America

[Aqua Buddha 14501]

28 minutes ago, WBT said:

 

If you were to invent this system now, you'd be laughed out of the room.

[troph 24560]

This is America

Little pink houses for you and me

 

[LonghornJudas 1090]

5 minutes ago, troph said:

Russians hacked the damn thing. Results were gabby and yang 1 and 2 and no one believes it.

Hey now. Don't bring my boy Yang into this Russian shit.

[Zonahorn 8079]

The Democratic party sucks

[Hank Scorpio 17721]

Just look at all these fucking bros 

 

 

 

[used2b 249]

"Boiler Room Issues"

 

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Where is a good fax machine when you need one.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5782]

51 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Got home about 30 minutes ago.  Pete and Amy split my precinct.  Attendance was up from '16.  Super white rural county on the Minnesota border, 50 miles in from Wisconsin.  We went by 20 to Obama in '12 and 20 to Trump in '16.  Biggest swing in the nation.

So what's it gonna do this year? 

[henrygandorf 29174]

iowa said fuck primaries, let’s caucus, and everybody laughed. 

well no one’s laughing now. 

[Pasken 1309]

This is boomers not wanting to use the app.

[bad_teammate 13132]

"I like this Jew, Habibi."

[InkaUtexas 25486]

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

"I like this Jew, Habibi."

What happens when they realize he was a founder of Israel? 

[GRHorn 105]

2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

He clinched their votes when he told Warren a woman could never be President.

A very Scorpio like response. Bravo. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

If Biden comes in 5th, he’s toast

 

[SquishMitten 10397]

With the poll debacle a few days ago, plus this, I think there might be something to this whole witch hunt thing about election meddling

[henrygandorf 29174]

according to hugo’s twitter feed, warren is running away with this shit. 

[Michael Knight 12878]

[bad_teammate 13132]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

If Biden comes in 5th, he’s toast

 

[Biff Tannen 45491]

1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

With the poll debacle a few days ago, plus this, I think there might be something to this whole witch hunt thing about election meddling

They want us to question the legitimacy of the process. Seems they have won. 

[6th Street 6354]

28 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

All reasons why I'd be perfectly fine with a primary.  I don't think the caucus is a superior method, but I personally don't mind the process.

I will defend our first in the nation status.  As long as the current electoral college exists, were a good barometer of what it takes to win a state whose presidential outcome isn't predetermined.  I'll concede we aren't representative of the nation as a whole, but who is?  This is a big, diverse, weird patchwork country.

I think this national embarrassment tonight might be the death knell for the cock ass

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]