2020 Dems: Iowa (how it works and what to look for)

[BradInATX 9208]

4 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Haha, it's so funny that y'all can't stop and think that there hasn't really been election meddling this whole time.

This isn't going to work.

[WBT 20561]

In retrospect, maybe a political hack wasn't the best choice to develop this vote counting app.  American Idol figured this shit out 20 years ago.

Edited February 4, 2020 by WBT

[Pasken 1309]

1 minute ago, Tuco said:

Yep, she just got a free coverage for a decent length speech by going first. 

The 4th pace finish will catch up to her once we finally get results.

[BradInATX 9208]

Oh shit Hugo finna be real mad. They had Joe and Liz split screened both about to start their speeches and just sent Liz to the shadow realm and full-screened Joe. lmao.

Edited February 4, 2020 by BradInATX

[Anastasis 23469]

Lol Biden and warren going on at same time. 

[Anastasis 23469]

Biden about to do an arrrrggghh. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Thankfully the nonexistent totally debunked Democrat vote fraud only occurs in the primaries/caucuses.  Right?

Edited February 4, 2020 by clapclapclap

[Anastasis 23469]

30330

you know you want to do it joe. 

[Lurch 5930]

God, the “folks!” is a beating

[BradInATX 9208]

Just switched to Warren. I was hoping that it would be timed as such that she'd be wrapping up her speech right when they cut to her just for maximum hilarity. 

Then I realized it was Liz Warren and she's probably got an hour left. She's talking about the underground railroad right now.

Edited February 4, 2020 by BradInATX

[InkaUtexas 25905]

And they are talking over her. Damn CNN, no love for Warren. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

7 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Oh shit Hugo finna be real mad. They had Joe and Liz split screened both about to start their speeches and just sent Liz to the shadow realm and full-screened Joe. lmao.

No one cares.  Liz won every debate.  Didn’t mean shit.

[Anastasis 23469]

CNN cuts off warren. 

[BradInATX 9208]

In all seriousness though that's pretty messed up, especially since it's looking like she might finish above Biden.

[Biff Tannen 45673]

Thread title is inaccurate. 

[bad_teammate 13194]

 

[Tuco 5076]

7 minutes ago, Pasken said:

The 4th pace finish will catch up to her once we finally get results.

1. 4th place is overperforming.  Means she beat Biden, Sanders, Warren, or Buttigieg

2. It doesn't change that she (or her manager) knew that speed was critical.  She's not my team, but I can respect a good play. 

[Biff Tannen 45673]

Lol wow

edit: klobuchar ass cheeks. Dammit tuco. 

Edited February 4, 2020 by Biff Tannen

[henrygandorf 29189]

Just now, BradInATX said:

In all seriousness though that's pretty messed up, especially since it's looking like she might finish above Biden.

he may finish 4th. he may finish lower. 

[Brisketexan 105095]

What I’m getting out of this is that Iowa should drink hemlock.

Also, we all should.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

 

[heso 2791]

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

he may finish 4th. he may finish lower. 

From what I’ve seen tonight 4th is his absolute peak. Top 3 and then Joe and Klobs duking it out for 4th. 

Edited February 4, 2020 by heso

[troph 24783]

Klobuchar's victory speech is alpha shit.

HUGE respect

My gf and I mentioned what a beta her husband looks to be... it’s all good, straight alpha women need love too.

[Lurch 5930]

Lol @ 1700 of these...

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Sanders speaking style annoys the fuck out of me

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Always yelling 

[F250 28767]

5 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

 

[heso 2791]

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Sanders speaking style annoys the fuck out of me

More or less than trumps speaking style?

[AngryDragon 270]

I guess the DNC started early and hired those coal miners to code the app for the Iowa caucus.

[Lurch 5930]

Sanders speaking style annoys the fuck out of me

Counterpoint: “Folks!”

[Anastasis 23469]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Sanders speaking style annoys the fuck out of me

Difference between sanders and warren is that you actually see sanders’ speech. 

[High Plains Drifter 11035]

6 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

 

 

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EP5tUdbXsAAuGrk?format=jpg&name=small

 

 

[workswithseed 2101]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What I’m getting out of this is that Iowa should drink hemlock.

Also, we all should.

Do I look like a philosopher?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

2 minutes ago, heso said:

More or less than trumps speaking style?

Depends if teleprompter.  Trump struggling to read is worth the price of admission 

[clapclapclap 9000]

 

[Jive Turkey 12594]

hey Bernie - there's only one "r" in Russia.  it's not Rusher.

[cmontexas 3270]

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Sanders speaking style annoys the fuck out of me

Styles make fights

[BradInATX 9208]

8 minutes ago, troph said:

My gf and I mentioned what a beta her husband looks to be... it’s all good, straight alpha women need love too.

Had no idea what her husband looked like. That is one weird looking dude. Why would you not just go shaved head at this point? C'mon, man.

[bad_teammate 13194]

Bernie just faked out doing the Dean scream.

lolol

He did the state runup with increasing volume and a MASSIVE shit-eating grin on his face

 

Edited February 4, 2020 by bad_teammate

[David Dennison 18854]

YOU get to win the Iowa caucuses! YOU get to win the Iowa caucuses! And YOU get to win the Iowa caucuses!!!

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Laxtonto 12080]

Anyone want to bet against the next debate being much more combative now? Will make for a much more interesting debate.
 

The only winners tonight in all of this will be Bernie and inadvertently Trump.

[babysdaddy 2721]

hey Bernie - there's only one "r" in Russia.  it's not Rusher.

Chiner too.

[Lurch 5930]

[David Dennison 18854]

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Anyone want to bet against the next debate being much more combative now? Will make for a much more interesting debate.
 

The only winners tonight in all of this will be Bernie and inadvertently Trump.

Mike Bloomberg won tonight. 

Bigly.

[babysdaddy 2721]

Oh man, joy reid going to make the Bros fires up.

[bad_teammate 13194]

Just now, babysdaddy said:

Oh man, joy reid going to make the Bros fires up.

If we say something inappropriate about her just know that it was Russian hackers.

[heso 2791]

8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Depends if teleprompter.  Trump struggling to read is worth the price of admission 

My favorite is to read a direct transcript of trump speaking off the cuff. Seeing his mind flit between bits of thoughts without completing a single sentence for minutes at a time. 

[Blotto 23497]

 

Elie perfectly capturing my thoughts. Why indeed.