2020 Dems: Iowa (how it works and what to look for)

[bad_teammate 13125]

DMR poll hyped up and then spiked, denying the winner of it a big blast of primetime exposure.

Iowa caucuses hyped up and then the results spiked, denying the winner a big blast of primetime exposure.

Weird.

[David Dennison 18603]

MSNBC hates Bernie Sanders.

A lot.

[Hank Kingsley 20635]

Go to bed, folks. 

 

[InkaUtexas 25423]

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Go to bed, folks. 

 

Great, a bunch of over tired party hacks trying to count and verify. 

[Gap03 3248]

15 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Lol @ 1700 of these...
 

Jesus christ - that's just pro rating the total delegates based on the relative number of members, and then rounding.  It ain't rocket science.  I'm surprised Yang's head didn't explode watching these guys stumble through this shit.  

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

What a shitshow 

[Laxtonto 11926]

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Go to bed, folks. 

 

Going to laugh when Trump gets to congratulate Bernie and break the official news during the State of the Union to twist the knife in Biden one more time.

[Vito Andolini 9086]

Such a shitshow shouldn’t be a thing in 2020. But here we are.

[Anastasis 23375]

4 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

DMR poll hyped up and then spiked, denying the winner of it a big blast of primetime exposure.

Iowa caucuses hyped up and then the results spiked, denying the winner a big blast of primetime exposure.

Weird.

Russia?

[bad_teammate 13125]

Russia?

Nope. Just a series of unlucky coincidences.

He's nice.

[David Dennison 18603]

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Such a shitshow shouldn’t be a thing in 2020. But here we are.

Democrats gonna Democrat.

[clapclapclap 9000]

 

[Thetexashammer 1062]

17 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

hey Bernie - there's only one "r" in Russia.  it's not Rusher.

Slow your roll there Jive Turkey. At least Bernie's been there. On his honeymoon. To the Soviet Union. Have you ever been to the Soviet Union?

[troph 24547]

He’s probably going to come out on top, not a smart move to claim a conspiracy when you win. That tweeter is dumb.

[Vito Andolini 9086]

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

 

Did someone say a blown caucus?

[Firemans4Horn 17792]

Biden already questioning the results like the old, senile trump wannabe that he is. 

[Fozzz 152]

So Biden is reprieved by Dem fuckery?  That was quick. 

[David Dennison 18603]

Just now, Fozzz said:

So Biden is reprieved by Dem fuckery?  That was quick. 

The conspiracy theories write themselves.

[henrygandorf 29174]

(how it works

it doesn't.

and what to look for)

the remote control.

[Js1 85056]

So 2/3/20 is the death of the Iowa caucus? 

[Thetexashammer 1062]

I've changed my mind. These are the people who should run my medical care and manage my retirement savings. They know what's best for me, even when I don't. They are competent, caring professionals. They only want the best for me and mine. I trust in their good motives. Their promises are as good as gold. Sign me up.

[DanTheHorn 4893]

Pete claims victory.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Pete looks like he just won student council President 

[Fozzz 152]

Why would not being a Democrat ever be held against anyone? 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Just now, DanTheHorn said:

Pete claims victory.

On brand for Pete. 

[Vito Andolini 9086]

I know politics deals in “optics,” but geez Pete, that front row of all black people is trying a little too hard.

[clapclapclap 9000]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[David Dennison 18603]

8 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

I've changed my mind. These are the people who should run my medical care and manage my retirement savings. They know what's best for me, even when I don't. They are competent, caring professionals. They only want the best for me and mine. I trust in their good motives. Their promises are as good as gold. Sign me up.

You already are.

[dcar00 14023]

request thread title change to 2020 Dems: Iowa(how it doesn't work and what to look for in Bernie Sanders couch cushions)

[Vito Andolini 9086]

Does Pete know something no one else does? 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

5 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I know politics deals in “optics,” but geez Pete, that front row of all black people is trying a little too hard.

Holy shit I didn’t notice 

[David Dennison 18603]

Man, the Democratic Party really hates Bernie Sanders. He's the big loser tonight no matter what the results end up being.

[Chooky 13292]

[Laxtonto 11926]

Sanders is now crashing on predict... writing is in the wall or just paranoid after last cycle?

[henrygandorf 29174]

10 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

They really should just have four primary days, with 1/4 of the states going on each date (rotating the order each cycle).  It is madness to let the agenda be set by these little podunk states, and by podunk candidates who aren’t going to be viable except when they get to spend 8 months touring through a single small caucus state.  Pete Buttigieg is probably going to finish 2nd in this or maybe even have a chance to win when they finally do release results.  Now he will be a thing for another month.

Stop wasting time and just have elections.

what's 57 divided by 4?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

At least Iowa giving every candidate a participation trophy will thrill Millennials.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[Vito Andolini 9086]

I’m going back and watching Veep from the beginning, and I never knew Pete was a Danny Chung “Did I mention I was in the military?” guy.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[Laxtonto 11926]

Internals from several of his rivals think it is more than possible Biden finished 5th...

 

If that is true he’s done

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Biden really sucks at running for President 

[henrygandorf 29174]

3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Internals from several of his rivals think it is more than possible Biden finished 5th...

the confusion saved his ass then.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[workswithseed 2033]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Biden really sucks at running for President 

Not too many candidates tell people to vote for people who are going against them.

[David Dennison 18603]

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

the confusion saved his ass then.

How convenient.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[EMAWesome 101]

So what online gambling site do I go to to place a bet on which Democrat candidate is the first to blame this whole thing on election interference from Nebraska?