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Rush Limbaugh's corpse continues to rot


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I like where your head's at.  

I bet there's a huge spike in births in the 36-40 weeks after the day he dies.  Of course most of us will be too fucked up to finish, plus it's hard to get pregnant trying anal again.  So it'll probably level out, nature always does.  

Also, we lose 125 people/day to suicide in this country.  I would guess for the ~90 days or so following his death that number spikes significantly.  I've already read two horrific intra-family murder-suicides where Trump was the main reason cited in the note(s).  And what's just from watching his rallies and golf cheating.  Imagine watching them announce his death.  It'll send thousands of extra Americans over the ledge.  

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Rush Limbaugh getting a prestigious award from Trump is a reminder that: a) some of the worst human beings on the planet are very famous and rich, and b) they are almost always improperly celebrated by the public. Fuck that fat tub of goo. 
 

edit: oh and Limbaugh too. 

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25 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

gross

Well said.

From the NYT 2006:
 

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RUSH LIMBAUGH was detained at the Palm Beach airport last week after Customs inspectors found he was carrying some of the erectile-dysfunction medicine Viagra in a prescription bottle that was mislabeled with his doctor's name and not his own.

No charges were filed in the Viagra incident, which happened when Mr. Limbaugh re-entered the United States after a trip on a private jet from the Dominican Republic.

There's the first 2. Here's the second 2:

Dominican Republic Sex Trafficking, Wikipedia:

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Human trafficking in the Dominican Republic is the third largest international crime enterprise in the Caribbean, generating 9.5 billion U.S, dollars annually.[1][2] The large population of undocumented or stateless persons of Haitian descent in the country is particularly vulnerable to trafficking.[3][4] Women and children have been reportedly subjected to forced sex in the country and throughout the Caribbean, Europe, South America, and the United States. 

Shall we do the addition? 

How would Rush have done the math if this were a Clinton?

I hope he woke up rotting in his grave for a few hours. Fuck this fucking piece of dead shit.

 

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24 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Jesus, guys--I saw this thread bumped and was afraid for a second that he wasn't dead.

So Rush is still rotting in his cold, cold grave?  Yes?  Good.

Beat me to it.

Next guy who begins a post on this thread with “upon further review” or “breaking news” gets two in the balls.

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I will be happy iff someone finds a way to sue the benefactors of his worthless dead ass for the millions he conned people out of and gives it to worthy causes.  The good news is that money would have eventually gone to donald JAIL trump.

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2 hours ago, AnTiM said:

I will be happy iff someone finds a way to sue the benefactors of his worthless dead ass for the millions he conned people out of and gives it to worthy causes.  The good news is that money would have eventually gone to donald JAIL trump.

Benefactors? Do you mean beneficiaries?

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5 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Benefactors? Do you mean beneficiaries?

ben·e·fac·tor
/ˈbenəˌfaktər/
 
noun
 
  1. a person who gives money or other help to a person or cause.
    "a low-interest loan from a benefactor allowed them to build a floor for the exhibition hall"
     
    and iff commonly means "if and only if"
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27 minutes ago, AnTiM said:
ben·e·fac·tor
/ˈbenəˌfaktər/
 
noun
 
  1. a person who gives money or other help to a person or cause.
    "a low-interest loan from a benefactor allowed them to build a floor for the exhibition hall"
     
    and iff commonly means "if and only if"

Yeah, I know what the word means. He wasn’t a politician. He was a media personality. His benefactors were his employers, their advertisers, and the legions of idiots who listened to him. That money has already been spent and it went to Rush. I’d think you’d want to sue to get that money — his estate, his heirs, his beneficiaries.

It’s a pipe dream either way but the concept of going after the people who enabled that piece of shit…now…seemed particularly fanciful. 

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On 2/17/2023 at 9:31 PM, Patricio Swayze said:


I will party when Trump kicks the bucket. Not because I hate him, which I certainly do, but it would be all the tears of the MAGAts that will send me over the celebrity cliff.


Also I found it amazingly hilarious when some right wing nut job on here tried to be holier than thou about people celebrating this utter shitbag’s death. Imagine defending Rush…really.

I’m taking that whole week off work and for the first ( and last) time in my life watching Fox News religiously. Oh yeah I also turn it over to Fox News when Republicans are losing elections.

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