Rush Limbaugh's corpse continues to rot

[Bullneck 19012]

BTW, I like the "2 months later..." between posts 634 and 635.  Can we get one that says, "meanwhile . . . "

[atomheartbevo 89462]

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Not sure how to respond here. Does him lasting longer make it hurt far more??

I r confuse with my wish.

 

1 hour ago, Disco Strangler said:

Oh, I’m praying.  Dittos?

I’m praying that he at least lives through the afternoon of January 20th. 

[SaucyJack 3487]

[washparkhorn 9935]

Sometimes the void looks back, Mr. Limbaugh. Cheeseball motherfucker. Scam artist. Zero ideology. Cult-like hero to those he despised. 

Other than that - great vaudeville show. 

 

now I can check the thread when I wanna.

Edited December 24, 2020 by washparkhorn

[washparkhorn 9935]

 

[henrygandorf 29179]

in the movie “the paper” randy quaid’s gun goes off, and right after, in their 3pm check-in meeting, glenn close says, “what the hell was that gunshot?”

somebody replies, “macdougal”, to which robert duvall asks, “is he dead?”

i hear duvall’s question in my head every time this thread gets bumped. 

[tx 3 putt 76422]

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Fuck that drug addict douche 

 

[Burt 4062]

He's in my prayers.  And if they're answered then soon we'll be able to use the "well.....bye" gif in this thread.

[AnTiM 1659]

Like he said "Make it happen".  I have to believe Trump learned the art of the con from Limbaugh.

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

So we are still pretending this guy has cancer and it wasn’t something he said to provide cover for him getting his Medal of Honor?  
 

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23364]

Why not dead yet? 

[SubliminalHorn 6681]

So he’s still alive? Shame

[Blotto 23434]

I expect that shitbag to announce a full recovery after successfully undergoing a radical treatment regime resembling a circular human centipede with Trump and Pence. $3 million a pop and you too can survive cancer....or like Lindsey Graham, just enroll to nuzzle Trump's b-hole.

[Saint Tacky 1610]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

I expect that shitbag to announce a full recovery after successfully undergoing a radical treatment regime resembling a circular human centipede with Trump and Pence.

Purchased from Jim Bakker.

[brown water 3761]

At this point shouldn’t we be pulling for another month or so.  

[Herpa Derpa 6114]

14 hours ago, Bullneck said:

With all the boo hoo comments on that Tweet you'd almost think this was a decent human being we're talking about.  

One can easily imagine the Likes and Retweets Adolph would have gotten in a Twitter world.

[Gatorubet 30129]

So we are still pretending this guy has cancer and it wasn’t something he said to provide cover for him getting his Medal of Honor?  
 
 

Do NOT disgrace those awarded the highest military honor.

Mr. Butt Cyst Draft Deferment did not get that award.

[Hank Kingsley 20722]

6 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

So we are still pretending this guy has cancer and it wasn’t something he said to provide cover for him getting his Medal of Honor?  
 

 

 

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1291]

I hope he does tomorrow. It would be cool to decorate a tree every year, light up the house, have a nice dinner and exchange gifts every year in celebration of his death.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13553]

1 hour ago, Herpa Derpa said:

One can easily imagine the Likes and Retweets Adolph would have gotten in a Twitter world.

If Adolf Hitler flew in today
They'd send a limousine anyway

[Herpa Derpa 6114]

53 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

If Adolf Hitler flew in today
They'd send a limousine anyway

I’m only lookin for fun. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33848]

Maybe Christmas miracles do happen?

[4th&Five 41461]

Not advanced enough, I guess. 

[atomheartbevo 89462]

3 hours ago, brown water said:

At this point shouldn’t we be pulling for another month or so.  

Like I said, I want him to see Biden being sworn in.

Oh, and Rush is getting sued by Dominion.  Want to at least have that play out a bit as well.

[Gil Bang 25899]

Texags is filling up a few jizz jars over Rush

 

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3170129

[DigglerontheHoof 21073]

11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Texags is filling up a few jizz jars over Rush

 

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3170129

Making their glory holes proud.

[AnTiM 1659]

On 12/26/2020 at 5:12 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Making their glory holes proud.

The number of Limbaugh lovers on texags compared to here makes an impressive statement about the difference between aggy and normal people.

[mchookem 16231]

TBH there's probably a good number of Rush-lovers on this site as well... they are just completely out-numbered and out-gunned by smart, logical Longhorns. and bama chick. 

that's the problem with aggy...the loons ARE the majority.

Edited December 28, 2020 by mchookem
sorry for bumping without 'good news' lol

[Guest]

17 minutes ago, mchookem said:

TBH there's probably a good number of Rush-lovers on this site as well... they are just completely out-numbered and out-gunned by smart, logical Longhorns. and bama chick. 

Bigtime fart smellers on here, for sure.

[Shaddie 1638]

^^^^^^^^^^^

Speaking of.........

Edited December 28, 2020 by Shaddie

[Jive Turkey 12568]

On 12/24/2020 at 2:31 PM, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

If Adolf Hitler flew in today
They'd send a limousine anyway

major props for the Clash reference.  and fuck, i've been singing it wrong for 30 years.  i thought it was "If Adolf Hitler flew into Germany"

talk about a killer single:

[deter 313]

FAY

[Serak The Preparer 3427]

Motherfuckers stop posting in this thread until there is some got damn news vis-à-vis Rush being 6 feet in the ground!

Edited December 31, 2020 by Serak The Preparer

[Longhorn_Fan68 33848]

6 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Motherfuckers stop posting in this thread until there is some got damn news vis-à-vis Rush being 6 feet in the ground!

no, before that. I would like at least a window of time wherein I can piss on his corpse. I might not make it, but I want the chance

[4th&Five 41461]

No posts until hospice. 

[Al Czervik 1228]

Thread does not deliver.  /sad

[Chad Fuck 17573]

Thread does not deliver.  /sad

Just another reason why 2020 sucks. It took John Prine but not this asshole?

Fuck 2020.

[Burt 4062]

And Jerry Jeff and Billy Joe.

[RPM 26235]

Once he, Trump, Lindsay and Mitch are in the ground I have a roadtrip scheduled.

[Paul Wesley 3277]

Listened to about 15-20 minutes of Rush this morning.  He spent the entire time talking about Republican strategies on January 6 that could subvert Congressional certification of the election.  Just a laundry list of possible tactics... "If that doesn't work, then McConnell could just refuse to call for a vote."   Etc.  

A couple times he seemed to slip up and accidentally use the phrase "overturn the election."

You know... just a good old Medal-of-Freedom recipient fomenting treason.   

[Red Five 40682]

1 hour ago, Paul Wesley said:

Listened to about 15-20 minutes of Rush this morning.  He spent the entire time talking about Republican strategies on January 6 that could subvert Congressional certification of the election.  Just a laundry list of possible tactics... "If that doesn't work, then McConnell could just refuse to call for a vote."   Etc.  

A couple times he seemed to slip up and accidentally use the phrase "overturn the election."

You know... just a good old Medal-of-Freedom recipient fomenting treason.   

Do you think that if Obama had lost to Romney in 2012 and pulled these exact same stunts (yeah yeah I know), that Rush would have had a problem with it? Probably not. 

[tchookem 3900]

Do you think that if Obama had lost to Romney in 2012 and pulled these exact same stunts (yeah yeah I know), that Rush would have had a problem with it? Probably not. 

I wad using to think of Dem rep to use as a comparison in 2000. Best I could do is, imagine if Shelia Jackson Lee tried this in 2000. Think about it, not even Shelia Jackson Lee would think to try this. Golmert is outwardly dumber than Shelia Jackson Lee.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

So does that mean the phrase, 'there's dumb and then there's Gohmert dumb,' can trend now?

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4968]

19 minutes ago, tchookem said:

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Do you think that if Obama had lost to Romney in 2012 and pulled these exact same stunts (yeah yeah I know), that Rush would have had a problem with it? Probably not. 

I wad using to think of Dem rep to use as a comparison in 2000. Best I could do is, imagine if Shelia Jackson Lee tried this in 2000. Think about it, not even Shelia Jackson Lee would think to try this. Golmert is outwardly dumber than Shelia Jackson Lee.

Your analysis is lacking because you assume that Sheila Jackson Lee posses the knowledge to try the tactics. And I'm not assuming that Golmert does as well, but rather that those who are handling him do.

[Gatorubet 30129]

Do you think that if Obama had lost to Romney in 2012 and pulled these exact same stunts (yeah yeah I know), that Rush would have had a problem with it? Probably not. 

{If Rush was tied down and slowly skinned alive, would Sergeant Pepper still be the best Beatles album....?}

[SaucyJack 3487]

[Underdog 28457]

Be sure to pick up Bongino along the way. 

[Neonmoon 38127]

Cancer needs to try harder

 

"There's a lot of people calling for the end of violence, there's a lot of conservatives, social media, that say that any violence, aggression at all is unacceptable, regardless of the circumstances. I am glad Sam Adams, Thomas Paine, the actual Tea Party guys, the men at Lexington and Concord didn't feel that way."

[wildcat09 29268]

I thought his show was fucking done?

[Buzzrock 14877]

Rush always makes me think of Ash’s line from Alien:

“I admire its purity. A survivor...unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.”

He’s the King of Trolls.