Rush Limbaugh's corpse continues to rot

[BearSchlong 8,233]

Saw a tweet last week that said "congratulations Rush on 30 days of sobriety" and made mention of it at lunch at Luby's with a bunch of my dad's old, white, rich buddies.  Then I told them that Rush's grave is now a gender neutral bathroom.

Crickets and a bunch of wtf looks.  Someone asked why I would say such a thing.

Suddenly realizing that my next choice of words could torch some decades-long familial friendships, I said "Rush was an vile, evil, racist motherfucker and I hope his cancer was excruciating."

Ok, I'm lying.  What I really said was "well, Rush wasn't a good person."  Mainly out of respect for the guy sitting next to me, who is a cancer patient.

 

[hookemATL 12,228]

8 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Rush is still dead,

yippee woohoo.

(haiku)

Rush Limbaugh is dead

Eat shit hatemonger cunt face

May you rot in hell.

[Ten Bears 2,499]

 

He's in there somewhere.  So is Tennessee Williams.  Hopefully they are gravemates.

 

Next time I am in St. Louis and need to piss, I will know where to go.

 

 

Edited April 7, 2021 by Ten Bears

[Ghost of LL 15,669]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

When I saw the thread was bumped I said to myself how much I enjoy remembering that fuckhead is dead.  Thank you.

You're welcome.

You know, even in dark times, I think it's important to remember that there is joy and beauty and love in the world.  And I for one love the fact that Rush Limbaugh's death brings joy to so many people, and can think of little more beautiful than those decrepit, cancer-covered lungs.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,080]

Oh good, Rush is still dead. I was fearing the whole thing was another hoax.

[Gil Bang 26,177]

I have some concerns:

Are the worms that are eating his brains...are they in any danger of getting cancer?

[JimmyJames 12,271]

4 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

When I saw the thread was bumped I said to myself how much I enjoy remembering that fuckhead is dead.  Thank you.

What I was actually hoping for was he was somehow brought back to life again for a few minutes or so, some scientist guy in a lab coat then says “psych asshole!” and then rush got to immediately experience dying again.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,559]

14 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

What I was actually hoping for was he was somehow brought back to life again for a few minutes or so, some scientist guy in a lab coat then says “psych asshole!” and then rush got to immediately experience dying again.

Bring him back, tell him Biden is still President, and point to President Obama standing behind the Dr as BO smiles that million dollar smile and pulls the plug again. 

[Grade of D as in David 13,255]

54 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Bring him back, tell him Biden is still President, and point to President Obama standing behind the Dr as BO smiles that million dollar smile and pulls the plug again. 

[Underdog 29,106]

Should've been brought back as part of an April Fools joke but then tell him, Nah, back to hell you go, boy.  

[AnTiM 1,684]

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I have some concerns:

Are the worms that are eating his brains...are they in any danger of getting cancer?

More like getting shit for brains?

[Blotto 23,975]

Always love seeing this thread bumped. While it will never evoke the same feelings of joy that it did on the original read, it still puts a smile on my face. Fuck him.

[hookemATL 12,228]

36 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Always love seeing this thread bumped. While it will never evoke the same feelings of joy that it did on the original read, it still puts a smile on my face. Fuck him.

Hey now we need to be considerate of all the Daily Texan GQP patriots who can no longer start their day with a heaping dose of Rush’s hot hate loads. That’s gotta be a tough habit to break, like stopping smoking or beating off to police brutality videos. 

[SaucyJack 3,517]

7 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Rush is still dead,

yippee woohoo.

 

7 hours ago, hookemATL said:

(haiku)

Rush Limbaugh is dead

Eat shit hatemonger cunt face

May you rot in hell.

[HornOnTheBayou 9,057]

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Bring him back, tell him Biden is still President, and point to President Obama standing behind the Dr as BO smiles that million dollar smile and pulls the plug again. 

How you like these death panels?

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Spring is here. The weather is great. Flowers are blooming. Trees have leaves coming out. And rush Limbaugh is dead and buried where he belongs and is no longer able to express his message of hate and hateful “humor.” Corrupting the country for profit like many an evil man before him. Corrupting many people Like he did to my dad. 

Rush is dead. Life is good.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

His life was basically meaningless, unless ruining the country has meaning. No children. Good. His fate buried in a pile of dirt is what he is. Worthless.

[Bookman 4,754]

Wow I had already forgotten about Rush Limbaugh. I used to listen to him all the time. Then when I was 16 or so I realized that he made no fucking sense most of the time. Then I realized that adults who listened to him thinking he made sense were pretty fucking stupid themselves.

Twenty-four years later, I realized those stupid fucking adults make up a significant portion of this country.

Seriously, you should feel sorry for those who listened to Rush Limbaugh for anything other than pure entertainment. I can't imagine what it'd be like to go through life without understanding what's going on.

[tantric superman 4,668]

12 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Seriously, you should feel sorry for those who listened to Rush Limbaugh for anything other than pure entertainment.

And really sorry for those who did?

[Bookman 4,754]

4 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

And really sorry for those who did?

No, at least they understood that Rush Limbaugh was playing a character.

[WhatTheBuck 28,904]

5 minutes ago, Bookman said:

No, at least they understood that Rush Limbaugh was playing a character.

I don’t believe that describes anything more than, at best, a tiny fraction of his audience.

[hpslugga 4,096]

17 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

 

He's in there somewhere.  So is Tennessee Williams.  Hopefully they are gravemates.

 

Next time I am in St. Louis and need to piss, I will know where to go.

 

 

You’ll be in a line that resembles same of Splash Mountain.

[AnTiM 1,684]

Seems fair that cancer killed a cancer.

[Michael Knight 13,188]

 

[Eskimohorn 5,677]

Big issue about his final resting place is that there’s been so many people pissing on his grave, that it left no room for people to dance on it.

[RPM 26,565]

Figures. Clay Travis sucks on FOX Sports Radio (which regularly runs 3 minute promos to fill time when there should be commercials). Never heard of the other guy.

[jimmyjazz 46,984]

Buck Sexton is a weird dude.  From what I can tell based on a few times through his show, he's very proud of his seemingly minimal experience working as a pseudo-spook.  Beyond that, he sometimes rides the center stripe between lunacy and rational thought, and rightly criticizes certain popular conspiracy theories and political nutjobs.  Then, before you know it, he's right in line with some other conspiracy theory or political nutjob.  It's as if his brain has an on-off switch.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

33 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Buck Sexton is a weird dude.  From what I can tell based on a few times through his show, he's very proud of his seemingly minimal experience working as a pseudo-spook.  Beyond that, he sometimes rides the center stripe between lunacy and rational thought, and rightly criticizes certain popular conspiracy theories and political nutjobs.  Then, before you know it, he's right in line with some other conspiracy theory or political nutjob.  It's as if his brain has an on-off switch.

He's big on DeSantis and banning the CRT. He loathes Fauci. That's all I got.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,516]

Rush still dead as fried chicken?  

I'm good. 

[Captainant 28,411]

7 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He's big on DeSantis and banning the CRT. He loathes Fauci. That's all I got.

Buck Sexton is ChickenSandwich???

[StassneyHorn 6,755]

Never forget that Clay Travis took his lice infested kid on a plane and complained about being kicked out.

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

3 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Buck Sexton and Clay Travis sound like the names of two dudes who act manly and use terms like soy boy but who secretly but fuck each other in the broom closet.  

[jimmyjazz 46,984]

7 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Also, this absolutely blew my mind, but according to the WSJ “75% to 80%” of Rush’s audience has still been consistently tuning in while they play archived segments of his old shows.

If true, they're missing a golden opportunity for just continuing cost-free broadcasts instead of taking on the additional overhead of new on-air "talent".

[Sawbonz 28,086]

1 hour ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Buck Sexton and Clay Travis sound like the names of two dudes who act manly and use terms like soy boy but who secretly but fuck each other in the broom closet.  

[JimmyJames 12,271]

This thread should only be bumped by people with pics of pissing on his grave.

[tx 3 putt 78,475]

4 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Clay Travis is a perfect replacement for Rush.   He voted for Obama, doesn’t really believe in much of the stuff he’s going to criticize from now on, but man is he ever going to go off on shock jock insult comedy rants against all the right people.  Wasn’t Rush a sports radio guy early on, too?

They could have screwed the pooch if they chose some dweeb like Ben Shapiro or Candace Owens.  “Listen to me debate _____!”   Um, no.  Clay Travis talking smack about pro athletes and woke people who annoy him and throwing in that “southern” pride angle will probably do the trick, though.

 

[HornOnTheBayou 9,057]

8 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

Big issue about his final resting place is that there’s been so many people pissing on his grave, that it left no room for people to dance on it.

I'll wear boots and dance on the piss. Not my nice boots, mind you, but some cheap rubber boots from Target.

Edited May 28, 2021 by HornOnTheBayou

[tchookem 3,966]

This thread should only be bumped by people with pics of pissing on his grave.

Has anyone gotten an update on grave location?

[Willfully Horn 8,205]

If I were looking to piss on Rush’s grave, I’d probably go to Bellefontaine Cemetery Saint Louis, St. Louis City, 

i might first drink some beer at Satchmo’s Bar and Grill, or boilermakers at  Gamlin’s Whiskey House.

Edited May 28, 2021 by Willfully Horn
First, you drink

[B00M 6,726]

14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

If true, they're missing a golden opportunity for just continuing cost-free broadcasts instead of taking on the additional overhead of new on-air "talent".

They had some guy with a very memorable name (Todd Herman, lulz) hosting the show, talking about current events and leading into the old rush clips. I doubt he's volunteering but he's probably cheaper than the shock jock duo.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

And here I thought I had an obsession with Hillary....  y'all win going away.  The fuckers dead, and he's still inhabiting your low slope, brain pans.

[Tom 2,960]

53 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

And here I thought I had an obsession with Hillary....  y'all win going away.  The fuckers dead, and he's still inhabiting your low slope, brain pans.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,080]

5 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

And here I thought I had an obsession with Hillary....  y'all win going away.  The fuckers dead, and he's still inhabiting your low slope, brain pans.

he might be dead, but his vitriol is still alive and well in the minds of millions americans. we should reanimate his corpse just so we can watch him die again

[Willfully Horn 8,205]

5 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

And here I thought I had an obsession with Hillary....  y'all win going away.  The fuckers dead, and he's still inhabiting your low slope, brain pans.

Never had to lie to detail how despicable Limbaugh was.

[hobbes2702 13,353]

5 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

And here I thought I had an obsession with Hillary....  y'all win going away.  The fuckers dead, and he's still inhabiting your low slope, brain pans.

Somehow you managed to bring up Hillary in a thread about Rush though. 

[HRSchenker 2,331]

Just like Howard Stern on terrestrial radio, I would want to be the guy to replace him. I'd rather be the guy to replace the guy who replaced him. His replacement in Dallas was fuckin David Lee Roth.

[brakeman 28,646]

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,080]

only been 3 months? damn, seems longer. oh well, still dead

[tchookem 3,966]

only been 3 months? damn, seems longer. oh well, still dead

I like to imagine it's felt even longer for him... being in Hell and all.

[WhatTheBuck 28,904]

Good thing Rush is dead so he can’t make fun of Mark Richt.

Best wishes, Mark.