If you have an outdoor pizza oven

[Both Tacos 1806]

Guess you need to be careful. This was about a mile away from my house on Super Bowl Sunday. House is a total loss. Word was that the oven got built and used the house's chimney, which seems odd.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

LOL at the ugly ass dish on the million dollar house.  

[HenryJames 66132]

Ate you taking the picture from a cemetery?

[Gene Parmesan 4008]

I wonder how the pizza turned out.

[DoobieWah 1448]

There appears to be an alarming lack of emergency vehicles on the scene.

 

Super Bowl, eh?

[drt 640]

At least it was coyote proofed. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I can fix thread title:

”If you’re a complete dumbass, don’t build shit.”

[jimmyjazz 45981]

1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I wonder how the pizza turned out.

User name definitely checks out.

[TxTower 652]

Next time they should order out.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

It's not delivery, it's Digiorno!

[chesthair 231]

looks like a shithole, must be Forney.

[C-Man 27231]

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

LOL at the ugly ass dish on the million dollar house.  

Well, that is the back of the house.

[52-80 19185]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Ate you taking the picture from a cemetery?

From his backyard.  He's just French

[Both Tacos 1806]

looks like a shithole, must be Forney.

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[Both Tacos 1806]

I wonder how the pizza turned out.

I think they ordered it Cajun-Blackened.

[RMac5 1551]

Love it when the crust gets all charred and crispy.

[Buzzrock 14926]

Dumb question: why is sharing the chimney a bad idea?

[TwiceHorn 31506]

3 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Dumb question: why is sharing the chimney a bad idea?

I might guess a couple of reasons.  Unless the pizza oven is on the backside of the fireplace, and even then, the flueing might get contorted.

And, it's quite possible that adding the pizza oven jacked up the draft (having too much "open" at the bottom keeps it from drawing up the flue).

Either or both of these conditions might have caught a cinder in the flue that lit everything up, or the pizza oven got too hot.

[Deej 76837]

Shouldn't have cheaped out on paying this guy:

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

It's not delivery, it's Digiorno!

[woohorn 1131]

Doesn't it look like the roof went first?

 

I'll bet some asshole burned paper or something that floated up.

 

Edit: I am NOT a Harvard educated disaster scientist though.

[Stunns38 3536]

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Rockwall?

[RPM 26324]

That's what happens when you put pineapple on pizza.

[Both Tacos 1806]

Rockwall?

Just outside of Rockwall in McLendon-Chisholm. Kingsbridge Estates

[Deej 76837]

"I'll never leave your pizza burning..."