Alfred Collins Commits

[TexasTroll 454]

Just saw that Alfred Collins has joined the herd

welcome 

and 

hookem

Edited February 6, 2020 by TexasTroll

[StruggleBus 3922]

Is he a pocket passer or dual threat

[Junior Miller 1502]

8 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Is he a pocket passer or dual threat

He attacks both with equal ferocity

[runthebone 7932]

I think we should just have one board and discuss all topics on it

[Radical Larry 28529]

I think we should just have one thread and discuss all topics in it.

[Fondren & Main 6670]

Username checks out.

[mdmost 42865]

8 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

I think we should just have one thread and discuss all topics in it.

[Richter 2230]

Did you hear that the basketball team lost to Kansas?

[DaggerHorns 3058]

We should have a recruiting board to discuss signees in a timely fashion.

[Neonmoon 38127]

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

It’s almost softball season

[smwhorn 481]

Has the golf team started their season yet?

[BurntOrange&White 39662]

Does this me we can post porn on the main board now?

[Beau Vine 54003]

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

I think we should just have one board and discuss all topics on it

RIP Kirby Puckett.

[thepop 4409]

Mookie Betts AND David Price? 

[Zavala 1384]

Maybe this can be the big summary recruiting thread for the football board. 

[Chad 1728]

Sometimes I tape my thumbs to my hands and pretend that I'm a dinosaur.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Misplaced topics are a trivial thing that make me surly.

[pops 6974]

I guess rhyner is hanging it up. 

[NoRagrets 1125]

I wish there was like a dedicated board for recruiting news...

[Reese Bennett 3605]

Hey guys, I just spent the last 6 days blasting through Borderlands 3 and it is really cool and that Claptrap is a real character. Definitely worth a purchase. 

I’m also reading a book on Roman emperors and listening to every Gary P. Nunn song ever.

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

Did you guys hear about the Kung Flu?

Edited February 6, 2020 by Casual Encounter

[G650 14107]

Who's the first poster to get banned from Surly?

[Lidig8r 1856]

I heard that Republicans and Democrats in D.C. have recently had some minor disagreements.

[Gucci_Suit 2611]

Anybody here an alcoholic?

[MontereyMX 848]

I like peanut butter! Do ya'll like to swim?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Since this is the new recruiting thread, here's a picture of my new barn cats. I just got them at the pound -- they'd been there for six months because male black cats are unpopular for some reason.

[runthebone 7932]

Let me tell you how I earn $1500/hr just by surfing the internet...

[NWAustinDude 2252]

It's graupeling! I'm gonna black diamond Spicewood Springs from mesa to 360!!

[MontereyMX 848]

18 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Since this is the new recruiting thread, here's a picture of my new barn cats. I just got them at the pound -- they'd been there for six months because male black cats are unpopular for some reason.

Those evils’ will eat the shit out of mice and kill the fuck out of rattlers!! 

[markstanco 12509]

Admins, can we up the thread count to at least 300 to start a thread? 

kthx

[EastTexan 662]

Gonna put all of you on ignore. 

[JohnnyRage 1617]

26 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Since this is the new recruiting thread, here's a picture of my new barn cats. I just got them at the pound -- they'd been there for six months because male black cats are unpopular for some reason.

 

Holy fuck you have a nice barn.

[Spankytoes 1736]

Look forward to discussing his play on this thread in 2 years

[idigTexas 2266]

2 hours ago, G650 said:

Who's the first poster to get banned from Surly?

Damn, I hadn't heard that.  Last news I got was that he was on first.

[jinx 2635]

Anybody hear that Kirk Douglas died?

[TexasMan 10786]

1 minute ago, jinx said:

Anybody hear that Kirk Douglas died?

I loved him in Ben Hur 

[StruggleBus 3922]

50 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Since this is the new recruiting thread, here's a picture of my new barn cats. I just got them at the pound -- they'd been there for six months because male black cats are unpopular for some reason.

Who puts barn cats in a house?

[runthebone 7932]

55 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Since this is the new recruiting thread, here's a picture of my new barn cats. I just got them at the pound -- they'd been there for six months because male black cats are unpopular for some reason.

It's great, you can even post pussy pics on this all-in-one board/thread.

[GoldAppleCorps 617]

Spoiler

Snape kills Dumbledore?

 

[Lidig8r 1856]

41 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

Damn, I hadn't heard that.  Last news I got was that he was on first.

No, who is on first.

[Bill Lumbergh 7170]

Can we count posts on this thread towards the 1k goal?

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Shit is borked 

[TrashMaster G 17391]

I think we should start a poll. 

Is the OP:

A - Not funny

B - Stupid

C - A&B

D - All of the above

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

12 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

He attacks both with equal ferocity

he's the master of the... I don't know, I can't think of a good punny way to make this joke

the master of the backfield disaster?

[texasdago 7553]

He's going to look great in Burnt Orange

 

[Both Tacos 1805]

Anybody get their Corona Virus shot yet?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 minute ago, Both Tacos said:

Anybody get their Corona Virus shot yet?

i gave your mother a virus shot last night

Edited February 6, 2020 by SwanderedTalent

[Both Tacos 1805]

i gave your mother a virus shot last night

Hope you used protection as to not catch the herp from her.

[BabaYaga 15212]