2020 Renegades-Roughnecks Thread of Hate

[Beau Vine 55,901]

Houston plays at 4pm today.

Dallas plays at 4pm tomorrow.

They play each other on 3/1.

 

Odds To Win The 2020 XFL Championship

Team	Odds
Dallas Renegades	+350
D.C. Defenders	+350
Tampa Bay Vipers	+350
Houston Roughnecks	+700
Los Angeles Wildcats	+700
St. Louis BattleHawks	+700
New York Guardians	+750
Seattle Dragons	+900

[Sgt Hulk 14,485]

Go Dallas!  XFL champs. This is our year 

['stache 22,149]

So what will the Houston fans' very clever and unique shit talk be for Dallas? The "Renegirls"?

[SimonBolivar 11,075]

58 minutes ago, 'stache said:

So what will the Houston fans' very clever and unique shit talk be for Dallas? The "Renegirls"?

Probably something about Stoops and dicks.

['stache 22,149]

3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Probably something about Stoops and dicks.

Well that's definitely fair. But I'm thinking there will be significant overlap with Texans' fans (i.e., NFL aggy) who care more about the "Cowgirls" and will come up with something equally clever.

[elfenix 34,810]

O/U on number of Dallas fans who claim they don't give a shit but are in the Houston thread trash talking?

 

 

[Beau Vine 55,901]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

O/U on number of Dallas fans who claim they don't give a shit but are in the Houston thread trash talking?

 

 

I started it because I felt that this would be the perfect way to take this stupid "rivalry" to its stupid apex.

[Beau Vine 55,901]

The star on the sleeve is an interesting feature.

[Landomatic 3,813]

So far I’m pleasantly surprised by the lack of schtickiness and overall high quality of everything in this XFL.

[Brothahorn 10,100]

Fuck the Renegades!!!

Another Hunble Good Guys vs Fake Money Douches rivalry to enjoy.

[Junior Miller 1,502]

The Houston QB was pretty good. Wish they'd wear baby blue uniforms. 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

I quit rooting for the Renegades the day that Mark Cuban fired Tom Landry.  

Edited February 9, 2020 by clapclapclap
Laura Miller botching the downtown stadium was the last straw.

[EastTexan 673]

21 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I quit rooting for the Renegades the day that Mark Cuban fired Tom Landry.  

Amen on Laura Miller. Bitch fucked up stadiums (football and baseball) and pot holes.

 I know she had nothing to do with the baseball stadium but blame her anyway. She's a bitch.

 If she has passed, I offer my condolences.

edit: forgot to add roughnecks suck!

Edited February 9, 2020 by EastTexan

[Eggo 4,026]

23 hours ago, 'stache said:

So what will the Houston fans' very clever and unique shit talk be for Dallas? The "Renegirls"?

Renegays. Too easy. 

 

NTTAWWT 

[Sgt Hulk 14,485]

Its nice to see teh Houston aggys play yesterday  so cute 

[Vic Mackey 48,059]

23 hours ago, 'stache said:

So what will the Houston fans' very clever and unique shit talk be for Dallas? The "Renegirls"?

No they will call us the Arlington Cowboys like they do with the Arlington Cowboys and Arlington Rangers. They are so clever!!

[TexasMan 11,464]

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

No they will call us the Arlington Cowboys like they do with the Arlington Cowboys and Arlington Rangers. They are so clever!!

Don't forget Frisco. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,298]

Just saw Jerrod Heard plays for Dallas, so I have someone to pull for. 

[UDontKnow 10,572]

21 hours ago, elfenix said:

O/U on number of Dallas fans who claim they don't give a shit but are in the Houston thread trash talking?

 

 

About tree-fiddy!

[Brothahorn 10,100]

 

 

[Beau Vine 55,901]

Got a hashtag trending!

[ztejas 44,299]

If a roughnecks fan gets in my face I'll drop that motherfucker. 

[GHOSTUSER 361]

#TexasThrowdown. Win today and go 4-0. #FortheH

[Beau Vine 55,901]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

If a roughnecks fan gets in my face I'll drop that motherfucker. 

I've honestly forgotten which team is which.

[ztejas 44,299]

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I've honestly forgotten which team is which.

Yeah I had to check like 3 times before making the comment.

[Vito Andolini 9,461]

I haven’t been this amped up for a Dallas/Houston rumble since that preseason game when the Cowboys and Texans said, “Never mind,” and just raised money for hurricane relief.

It’s gettin’ hot in herr!

[texashorne 1,195]

Such a lopsided rivalry 

[Alien Octopus 667]

Anyone tailgating tomorrow?

[Vic Mackey 48,059]

Dak gave all the Renegades Beats heaphones.

[The Earl of Texas 3,217]

That’s badass