XFL - St. Louis Battlehawks vs Dallas Renegades - ESPN

[Bartles 769]

Does Mumme really need a full-sized bath towel draped around him all game? And does it have to be the cheapest one they can find across the street at Walmart?

Unrelated, Joey Galloway (who is pretty useless on CFB coverage) has been really good interpreting some of the headset chatter in real time.

[Hmbre97 6,331]

I know it's week one of the season but XFL champ vs CFP champ. Who wins? Hypothetically speaking from a roster make-up perspective.

[Hmbre97 6,331]

Does Mumme really need a full-sized bath towel draped around him all game? And does it have to be the cheapest one they can find across the street at Walmart?
Unrelated, Joey Galloway (who is pretty useless on CFB coverage) has been really good interpreting some of the headset chatter in real time.

Considering what they're getting paid, he probably stole it from his hotel.

[Deej 76,935]

1 minute ago, Hmbre97 said:

I know it's week one of the season but XFL champ vs CFP champ. Who wins? Hypothetically speaking from a roster make-up perspective.

SEC, duh. - aggy

[Hmbre97 6,331]

Bob looking rough.

[elfenix 34,333]

3 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

I know it's week one of the season but XFL champ vs CFP champ. Who wins? Hypothetically speaking from a roster make-up perspective.

CFP champ's payroll is higher

[crum 525]

get this geezer OC off of dallas' sideline

[NateHitch 1,282]

We’ve been doing that in early October for decades now. 

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[clapclapclap 9,000]

So the team favored to win the XFL has scored just 9 points in almost 4 quarters?

[tbone_ 14,166]

Is the xfl thinking they are going to get some hs players before they are eligible for the NFL?

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Russolini - kicks field goals and makes the trains run on time.

[Vito Andolini 9,132]

Was Landry Jones the primary reason for the Dallas “hype?” Not sure they deserve it. Houston looked better, so did DC, didn’t watch today’s opener.

[Dennis Taylor 18,874]

St Louis has lit it up for 9 points since I started watching so I've got that going for me

Edited February 10, 2020 by Dennis Taylor

[Vito Andolini 9,132]

Mumme wrapped up

[Dennis Taylor 18,874]

Nice Rick rude swivel there

['stache 21,879]

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Was Landry Jones the primary reason for the Dallas “hype?” Not sure they deserve it. Houston looked better, so did DC, didn’t watch today’s opener.

He'll be better than this Nelson fuck. Damn he's bad.

[Bartles 769]

McAfee twice now has said "He's nothing short of professional" about people he's interviewed. Between him and the handheld field cameras constantly running into the shots (if not the actual players), I'd say ESPN gets the most annoying broadcast award for the weekend.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Run the Statue of Liberty.

[MillerEP 30,501]

Dallas D getting thstops it needs, but can their O actually score? They can still win this.

[Matuka 1,315]

So we're not winning the Super-X Bowl this year?

[futureman 22,550]

catch the ball, jerrod!

[Bartles 769]

Ah shit, Heard another fuckup on special teams

[Sgt Hulk 13,840]

Jesus Christ heard 

[Lat22 4,018]

Couple of bonehead plays by Heard on punts. 

[perfectchaos007 6,677]

Poor Dallas. Fire Jerry Jones

[Vito Andolini 9,132]

I hope that kid is a good trainer/fitness model

[Continental Op 3,934]

Maybe we'll beat them by 9.5. 

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nelson sucks lol

[Sgt Hulk 13,840]

This fucking QB wouldn’t start for most highschool teams 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,781]

Whatever the sport, a Dallas loss is always enjoyable. 

['stache 21,879]

How can there be a spread when nobody has seen any of these teams play? And wouldn't Vegas account for a starting QB being out?

[clapclapclap 9,000]

"Dont rub it in his face too much, coach."

[NateHitch 1,282]

Going to put $50 on Houston winning it all, why the hell not

[tbone_ 14,166]

Because they’re Houston?

 

[Bartles 769]

Just now, 'stache said:

How can there be a spread when nobody has seen any of these teams play? And wouldn't Vegas account for a starting QB being out?

One of the main hooks for new fans was how open they would be with gambling info. Even Vegas can't do much without even seeing pre-season games. But I doubt there was a huge handle out there for these games

[MillerEP 30,501]

I think we (Houston) have the strongest QB so far, out of all the games I've seen so far.

[hookem48 4,703]

that was not good football.

[MillerEP 30,501]

On the plus side for Dallas, they play against a bad LA with a healthy Landry Jones.

[Bartles 769]

Nellie drops the fly ball that would have won the world series at Busch Stadium

Blues eliminate Stars in double overtime last season, go on to win the cup

And now this

[Both Tacos 1,806]

Nellie drops the fly ball that would have won the world series at Busch Stadium
Blues eliminate Stars in double overtime last season, go on to win the cup
And now this

You had to bring up Nellie didn't you. I was almost over it and now it's going to replay in my head daily for the next 2 years

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,512]

3 hours ago, NateHitch said:

Going to put $50 on Houston winning it all, why the hell not

I'm thinking NY. They actually looked competent in all phases. 

[Beau Vine 54,435]

15 hours ago, 'stache said:

How can there be a spread when nobody has seen any of these teams play?

You expect Vegas to deny millions of people the right to bet on teams that they've never seen play?