XFL - St. Louis Battlehawks vs Dallas Renegades - ESPN

[Sgt Hulk 14339]

Dallas gonna finally get a championship this millennium.  Just an XFL title 

[mdmost 43856]

Toyota Stadium houses FC Dallas which is owned by the Hunt family, they of the Kansas City Chiefs ownership. I doubt Clark Hunt wants to help out a competitor. They also probably don't want 300 pound linemen chewing up their field before the MLS season starts. 

Edited February 9, 2020 by mdmost

[mdmost 43856]

You should get 7 points if you kick it up into the Home Run Porch. 

[elfenix 34662]

24 minutes ago, 'stache said:

$10 mil to renovate for XFL? Geez, I really just don't get it.

was the cotton bowl not available?

[cabowabo 4646]

The sideline reporter is hip and cool. I want to be like him when I grow hair on my balls. 

[ButtFumble 5246]

Just now, elfenix said:

was the cotton bowl not available?

dallas probably hired laura miller to "play hard ball" with the XFL and Vince told her to fuck off just like Jerry did

[Incredulity 11862]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

The sideline reporter is hip and cool. I want to be like him when I grow hair on my balls. 

If this doesn’t work out he definitely can get work as a boxing hypeman or used car salesman.  His take on the first week was a bit hyperbolic.

[NateHitch 1282]

was the cotton bowl not available?

Fucking this. I'd rather see a 1/4 full cotton bowl than a 1/4 full Frankensteined baseball stadium. Not like they're using the cotton bowl for anything

[mdmost 43856]

I'd rather not sully the Cotton Bowl with mediocre football. 

[ButtFumble 5246]

did not know the ball was different and I like the transition to gambling

[elfenix 34662]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'd rather not sully the Cotton Bowl with mediocre football. 

thanks mack

Edited February 9, 2020 by elfenix

['stache 22118]

Any of the new area mega high school stadiums would work too. The Cotton Bowl is too big. I wish these teams would acknowledge that 20,000 is about the max they should expect and play in stadiums that hold that. The DC game yesterday in the 20,000 seat soccer stadium looked good. Empty decks in an old baseball stadium looks like crap.

[mdmost 43856]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

thanks mack

[ButtFumble 5246]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

I'd rather not sully the Cotton Bowl with mediocre football. 

[Incredulity 11862]

Sucks that the worst of the 4 games is this one

[Beau Vine 55839]

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Announcer: “If you’re a Sooner, and they love you in this state, you’re doing something right!”

Who the fuck in Texas loves Bob Stoops?

Dick salesmen.  Duh.

[Hook1997 5487]

31 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

I had completely dismissed the XFL as soon as it was announced they'd give it another go round but I'm kinda digging it. Love the mics on the replay officials and the point after rules. I doubt it lasts more than a season or two but I hope the NFL takes a hard look at what they're doing, XFL has some interesting ideas

Same thing happened last time NFL stole a lot of  the things they did with the cameras ect.  The battle hawks qb sucks.

Edited February 9, 2020 by Hook1997

[Beau Vine 55839]

53 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The colors, helmet, uniform, all of it is terrible for Dallas. I don't get how some of you like it. It's attrocious. They would look terrible in the arena league standards, and that's pretty bad.

Thanks, Harsin.

[MillerEP 30844]

This shit is bananas

[Beau Vine 55839]

 

 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Field setup is even worse than I imagined. Why are they trying so hard to make Globe Life work without a real tenant? If you replaced it just let it fucking go and tear it down.

 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Lol wut? Two tone for Dallas with a little under arm splotch? They look terrible.

 

59 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The colors, helmet, uniform, all of it is terrible for Dallas. I don't get how some of you like it. It's attrocious. They would look terrible in the arena league standards, and that's pretty bad.

 

57 minutes ago, 'stache said:

$10 mil to renovate for XFL? Geez, I really just don't get it.

 

53 minutes ago, 'stache said:

That's the thing, they aren't going to tear it down. They are going to try and force events in there. This, a minor league soccer team, and some concerts apparently. Arlington sucks so bad, I see if it you are going to see the Cowboys 8 times a year. I never understood it for MLB, but okay, it's professional and can draw people in. But minor leagues and concerts? Maybe I didn't live in DFW long enough to get the draw to fucking Arlington. The few times I was there was depressing as fuck. 

Did Tom Vandergriff fuck your grandma or something?

['stache 22118]

Bannana hammock!

[tbone_ 14413]

Dallas unis are horrible

[NateHitch 1282]

Yeah they're pretty terrible

[mdmost 43856]

You were probably smart if you bet the under. 

[MillerEP 30844]

So far in every game the second half has been better. The teams tend to open it up a bit more.

[Bullneck 19454]

Not living in Dallas nor following the every move of Bob Stoops, how did he wind up coaching an XFL team?  Did he just get tired of OU and take a break and then get bored?

[mdmost 43856]

A guarantee that he could get all the bags of dicks he could ever desire?

Edited February 9, 2020 by mdmost

[Spankytoes 1748]

51 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Any of the new area mega high school stadiums would work too. The Cotton Bowl is too big. I wish these teams would acknowledge that 20,000 is about the max they should expect and play in stadiums that hold that. The DC game yesterday in the 20,000 seat soccer stadium looked good. Empty decks in an old baseball stadium looks like crap.

Imagine how empty it looks for soccer games

['stache 22118]

Dumbest penalty of all time? Dude pushes through way after the play, way past the sideline, and hurts his knee running into the bench. Lol, what a fucking mornon. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

So ex-TCU guy decides to be a little bitch out of bounds and gets a season ending injury.  Bye bye paychecks, hope you had AFLAC.

['stache 22118]

Of course a stoops team would be obsessed with phalic fruit. I best he eats a banana in a very suggestive manner. Banana Banana!

 

Edited February 9, 2020 by 'stache

[tbone_ 14413]

Eye opening how slow these dudes are

[MillerEP 30844]

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Dumbest penalty of all time? Dude pushes through way after the play, way past the sideline, and hurts his knee running into the bench. Lol, what a fucking mornon. 

yep.

['stache 22118]

The legend of Hal Mumme may have been slightly exaggerated.

[tbone_ 14413]

I thought Landry cock munch Jones was the Dallas qb

[Sgt Hulk 14339]

Falls fucking epidemic no one can score a fucking td in this town I 

['stache 22118]

Just now, tbone_ said:

I thought Landry cock munch Jones was the Dallas qb

He's recovering from a dick eating injury. Should be fine for next week after eating BANANA BANANA BANANAS.

[Vic Mackey 47851]

Jason Garrett would be proud of this Dallas team. Settling for FGs. Clap clap clap clap

[perfectchaos007 6766]

Good job laying off that ball Jerrod Heard

[Sgt Hulk 14339]

Got some longhorn punt return there 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Sideline boy is going to have a stroke over that punt.  

['stache 22118]

LOL, that was hilarious. I hope McAfee gets to ask that guy what the hell he was thinking.

['stache 22118]

Well that was kind of obvious, McAfee went easy on him.

[tbone_ 14413]

Was that jerrod heard?

[TwiceHorn 32001]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

That's the thing, they aren't going to tear it down. They are going to try and force events in there. This, a minor league soccer team, and some concerts apparently. Arlington sucks so bad, I see if it you are going to see the Cowboys 8 times a year. I never understood it for MLB, but okay, it's professional and can draw people in. But minor leagues and concerts? Maybe I didn't live in DFW long enough to get the draw to fucking Arlington. The few times I was there was depressing as fuck. 

It's not that Arlington has any inherent appeal other than a municipal willingness to take it in the ass to get a stadium.  It's just the location.  People in FW likely would not come to sporting events located in Dallas.  For Dallas people to go to FW would be merely inconvenient.  For the FW people, there's something else.

[Deej 77677]

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I'd rather not sully the Cotton Bowl with mediocre football. 

Too late.

[Hook1997 5487]

Dallas jerseys would be much better if they switched the black and blue on the jersey 

[Dennis Taylor 19294]

27 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Dumbest penalty of all time? Dude pushes through way after the play, way past the sideline, and hurts his knee running into the bench. Lol, what a fucking mornon. 

Huh?

['stache 22118]

This Nelson dude really fucking sucks. I guess they need Laundry back real bad. Is Stoops even coaching or is he just a figure head? They are showing Mumme constantly but no Stoops.

[Deej 77677]

"Missed opportunity for Dallas."

So familiar.