XFL - St. Louis Battlehawks vs Dallas Renegades - ESPN

[Sgt Hulk 13,647]

Dallas gonna finally get a championship this millennium.  Just an XFL title 

[mdmost 42,865]

Toyota Stadium houses FC Dallas which is owned by the Hunt family, they of the Kansas City Chiefs ownership. I doubt Clark Hunt wants to help out a competitor. They also probably don't want 300 pound linemen chewing up their field before the MLS season starts. 

Edited February 9, 2020 by mdmost

[mdmost 42,865]

You should get 7 points if you kick it up into the Home Run Porch. 

[elfenix 34,171]

24 minutes ago, 'stache said:

$10 mil to renovate for XFL? Geez, I really just don't get it.

was the cotton bowl not available?

[cabowabo 4,453]

The sideline reporter is hip and cool. I want to be like him when I grow hair on my balls. 

[ButtFumble 5,158]

Just now, elfenix said:

was the cotton bowl not available?

dallas probably hired laura miller to "play hard ball" with the XFL and Vince told her to fuck off just like Jerry did

[Incredulity 11,564]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

The sideline reporter is hip and cool. I want to be like him when I grow hair on my balls. 

If this doesn’t work out he definitely can get work as a boxing hypeman or used car salesman.  His take on the first week was a bit hyperbolic.

[NateHitch 1,282]

was the cotton bowl not available?

Fucking this. I'd rather see a 1/4 full cotton bowl than a 1/4 full Frankensteined baseball stadium. Not like they're using the cotton bowl for anything

[mdmost 42,865]

I'd rather not sully the Cotton Bowl with mediocre football. 

[ButtFumble 5,158]

did not know the ball was different and I like the transition to gambling

[elfenix 34,171]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'd rather not sully the Cotton Bowl with mediocre football. 

thanks mack

Edited February 9, 2020 by elfenix

['stache 21,773]

Any of the new area mega high school stadiums would work too. The Cotton Bowl is too big. I wish these teams would acknowledge that 20,000 is about the max they should expect and play in stadiums that hold that. The DC game yesterday in the 20,000 seat soccer stadium looked good. Empty decks in an old baseball stadium looks like crap.

[mdmost 42,865]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

thanks mack

[ButtFumble 5,158]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

I'd rather not sully the Cotton Bowl with mediocre football. 

[Incredulity 11,564]

Sucks that the worst of the 4 games is this one

[Beau Vine 54,001]

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Announcer: “If you’re a Sooner, and they love you in this state, you’re doing something right!”

Who the fuck in Texas loves Bob Stoops?

Dick salesmen.  Duh.

[Hook1997 5,287]

31 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

I had completely dismissed the XFL as soon as it was announced they'd give it another go round but I'm kinda digging it. Love the mics on the replay officials and the point after rules. I doubt it lasts more than a season or two but I hope the NFL takes a hard look at what they're doing, XFL has some interesting ideas

Same thing happened last time NFL stole a lot of  the things they did with the cameras ect.  The battle hawks qb sucks.

Edited February 9, 2020 by Hook1997

[Beau Vine 54,001]

53 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The colors, helmet, uniform, all of it is terrible for Dallas. I don't get how some of you like it. It's attrocious. They would look terrible in the arena league standards, and that's pretty bad.

Thanks, Harsin.

[MillerEP 30,339]

This shit is bananas

[Beau Vine 54,001]

 

 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Field setup is even worse than I imagined. Why are they trying so hard to make Globe Life work without a real tenant? If you replaced it just let it fucking go and tear it down.

 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Lol wut? Two tone for Dallas with a little under arm splotch? They look terrible.

 

59 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The colors, helmet, uniform, all of it is terrible for Dallas. I don't get how some of you like it. It's attrocious. They would look terrible in the arena league standards, and that's pretty bad.

 

57 minutes ago, 'stache said:

$10 mil to renovate for XFL? Geez, I really just don't get it.

 

53 minutes ago, 'stache said:

That's the thing, they aren't going to tear it down. They are going to try and force events in there. This, a minor league soccer team, and some concerts apparently. Arlington sucks so bad, I see if it you are going to see the Cowboys 8 times a year. I never understood it for MLB, but okay, it's professional and can draw people in. But minor leagues and concerts? Maybe I didn't live in DFW long enough to get the draw to fucking Arlington. The few times I was there was depressing as fuck. 

Did Tom Vandergriff fuck your grandma or something?

['stache 21,773]

Bannana hammock!

[tbone_ 14,022]

Dallas unis are horrible

[NateHitch 1,282]

Yeah they're pretty terrible

[mdmost 42,865]

You were probably smart if you bet the under. 

[MillerEP 30,339]

So far in every game the second half has been better. The teams tend to open it up a bit more.

[Bullneck 18,987]

Not living in Dallas nor following the every move of Bob Stoops, how did he wind up coaching an XFL team?  Did he just get tired of OU and take a break and then get bored?

[mdmost 42,865]

A guarantee that he could get all the bags of dicks he could ever desire?

Edited February 9, 2020 by mdmost

[Spankytoes 1,736]

51 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Any of the new area mega high school stadiums would work too. The Cotton Bowl is too big. I wish these teams would acknowledge that 20,000 is about the max they should expect and play in stadiums that hold that. The DC game yesterday in the 20,000 seat soccer stadium looked good. Empty decks in an old baseball stadium looks like crap.

Imagine how empty it looks for soccer games

['stache 21,773]

Dumbest penalty of all time? Dude pushes through way after the play, way past the sideline, and hurts his knee running into the bench. Lol, what a fucking mornon. 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

So ex-TCU guy decides to be a little bitch out of bounds and gets a season ending injury.  Bye bye paychecks, hope you had AFLAC.

['stache 21,773]

Of course a stoops team would be obsessed with phalic fruit. I best he eats a banana in a very suggestive manner. Banana Banana!

 

Edited February 9, 2020 by 'stache

[tbone_ 14,022]

Eye opening how slow these dudes are

[MillerEP 30,339]

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Dumbest penalty of all time? Dude pushes through way after the play, way past the sideline, and hurts his knee running into the bench. Lol, what a fucking mornon. 

yep.

['stache 21,773]

The legend of Hal Mumme may have been slightly exaggerated.

[tbone_ 14,022]

I thought Landry cock munch Jones was the Dallas qb

[Sgt Hulk 13,647]

Falls fucking epidemic no one can score a fucking td in this town I 

['stache 21,773]

Just now, tbone_ said:

I thought Landry cock munch Jones was the Dallas qb

He's recovering from a dick eating injury. Should be fine for next week after eating BANANA BANANA BANANAS.

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

Jason Garrett would be proud of this Dallas team. Settling for FGs. Clap clap clap clap

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

Good job laying off that ball Jerrod Heard

[Sgt Hulk 13,647]

Got some longhorn punt return there 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Sideline boy is going to have a stroke over that punt.  

['stache 21,773]

LOL, that was hilarious. I hope McAfee gets to ask that guy what the hell he was thinking.

['stache 21,773]

Well that was kind of obvious, McAfee went easy on him.

[tbone_ 14,022]

Was that jerrod heard?

[TwiceHorn 31,274]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

That's the thing, they aren't going to tear it down. They are going to try and force events in there. This, a minor league soccer team, and some concerts apparently. Arlington sucks so bad, I see if it you are going to see the Cowboys 8 times a year. I never understood it for MLB, but okay, it's professional and can draw people in. But minor leagues and concerts? Maybe I didn't live in DFW long enough to get the draw to fucking Arlington. The few times I was there was depressing as fuck. 

It's not that Arlington has any inherent appeal other than a municipal willingness to take it in the ass to get a stadium.  It's just the location.  People in FW likely would not come to sporting events located in Dallas.  For Dallas people to go to FW would be merely inconvenient.  For the FW people, there's something else.

[Deej 76,567]

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I'd rather not sully the Cotton Bowl with mediocre football. 

Too late.

[Hook1997 5,287]

Dallas jerseys would be much better if they switched the black and blue on the jersey 

[Dennis Taylor 18,706]

27 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Dumbest penalty of all time? Dude pushes through way after the play, way past the sideline, and hurts his knee running into the bench. Lol, what a fucking mornon. 

Huh?

['stache 21,773]

This Nelson dude really fucking sucks. I guess they need Laundry back real bad. Is Stoops even coaching or is he just a figure head? They are showing Mumme constantly but no Stoops.

[Deej 76,567]

"Missed opportunity for Dallas."

So familiar.