The 2020 Academy Awards of the Oscars Trophies

[SameSame 1704]

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That's good 

[rage-a-holic 4382]

Big winners tonight:

White people

Wealthy Asians

 

Expect more preachiness next year.

[MissingInAction 25038]

Jane Fonda should be drawn and quartered. Fuck that traitor in the goat ass.

Edited February 10, 2020 by MissingInAction

[SameSame 1704]

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

I need to watch Old Boy and Snowpiercer again.

Nah, no worries bud

[RPM 26318]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

It’s a crime that Dabney Coleman doesn’t have an Oscar. For.... well I don’t know, but for something.

He won a Supporting Actor Emmy for Sworn To Silence. Should have won Lead Actor for Buffalo Bill. It was his best work.

Glad to see Ford v Ferrari won 2 Oscars. It earned them.

Edited February 10, 2020 by RPM

[Alvin89 108]

6 hours ago, DougO said:

First thing that popped into my head...

My sentiments exactly. It reminded me of the Bill Burr bit where he criticizes the notion we should believe all women. “All women? How about just 80% of them.” 

[XYZ 2154]

Sorry I’m out of touch, what did Jane Fonda do?

[Horn80 6118]

9 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

Looks like the skin on her face was recently tightened 

There is a Snare drum somewhere that wants it’s face back.

[Iceman 2699]

16 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Sorry I’m out of touch, what did Jane Fonda do?

Never heard of   Hanoi Jane?

Edited February 10, 2020 by Iceman

[TexasMan 10891]

If this thread was held in CR:

 

 

[Beau Vine 54211]

9 hours ago, DougO said:

 

Renee got some serious guns. Didn't know she was that ripped.

She been working with Yancy.

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[ajax 2610]

I wanted to see more of So Dam Park aka Jessica.

I'd also love to see Joaquin and Renee debate each other.

[XYZ 2154]

Joaquin Phoenix seems fun.

[tantric superman 4667]

12 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Big winners tonight:

White people

Wealthy Asians

 

Expect more preachiness next year.

My wife (anglo) kept egging me (hispanic) on during the show.

"How come you mexicans aren't making a power grab like the bleks?"

I told her Antonio Banderas got nominated and Penelope Cruz and the Hamilton guy were kind of mexicany.

And that A.G. Inarritu was on a commercial and that he is probably going to make everyone his bitches next year.

[WBT 20561]

1 hour ago, ajax said:

I wanted to see more of So Dam Park aka Jessica.

Yes.  We did get to see some of the mom during the best picture acceptance though.

[ajax 2610]

Is Taika considered Asian? It's so confusing these days.

[Rip76 4925]

13 hours ago, DougO said:

 

Renee got some serious guns. Didn't know she was that ripped.

"Who in the hell is Renee ZelWiger...?"

Edited February 10, 2020 by Rip76

[ajax 2610]

8 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

"Who in the hell is Renee ZelWiger...?"

Zelwigger and Awkwafina have beef for some reason.

[Rip76 4925]

10 minutes ago, ajax said:

Zelwigger and Awkwafina have beef for some reason.

 

[rage-a-holic 4382]

1 hour ago, ajax said:

Is Taika considered Asian? It's so confusing these days.

No he's not, my comment was directed at all the big wins by Parasite and crew.

Bong gave big shout outs to South Korea and South Korean Hollywood.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/south-korea-reacts-as-parasite-makes-oscars-history-1278340

[BERT 4358]

10 hours ago, Alvin89 said:

My sentiments exactly. It reminded me of the Bill Burr bit where he criticizes the notion we should believe all women. “All women? How about just 80% of them.” 

Oprah on tv "being a mother is the hardest job in the world"

Bill Burr talking to his gf "Really? Really?!? Being a mother is the hardest job in the world? That's funny cause i always thought it was roofing in Boston in the middle of the summer as redhead" 

[bluto 4916]

Wondering just how off my laugh meter is with how universal the praise has been for the wiig Rudolph thing and I thought it was on par with a very bad snl sketch

[mchookem 16327]

well, it wasn't hysterical or anything, but it definitely made me chuckle. i mean, it was silly...but not everybody is amused by silliness 

 

for comparison...i thought Pitt's acceptance speech at SAG was a hoot, much better than the Oscars. 

 

Edited February 11, 2020 by mchookem

[billfromlaketravis 11458]

6 hours ago, ajax said:

Is Taika considered Asian? It's so confusing these days.

He has stronger Polynesian ties than Jake Langi.

[Brandywine 1316]

20 hours ago, RPM said:

He won a Supporting Actor Emmy for Sworn To Silence. Should have won Lead Actor for Buffalo Bill. It was his best work.

Glad to see Ford v Ferrari won 2 Oscars. It earned them.

Totally agree. He can be so funny. Born in Austin!

[DougO 5243]

4 hours ago, bluto said:

Wondering just how off my laugh meter is with how universal the praise has been for the wiig Rudolph thing and I thought it was on par with a very bad snl sketch

It was bad, and I'm sick of tired of both of them. There is so little actual talent being put out in entertainment today the few sorta standouts get stretched out far beyond their natural expiration date.

[Beau Vine 54211]

4 hours ago, bluto said:

Wondering just how off my laugh meter is with how universal the praise has been for the wiig Rudolph thing and I thought it was on par with a very bad snl sketch

I fast forwarded through most all of that once they started.  Of course, I do that for most of what Maya Rudolph is in.  

Edited February 11, 2020 by Beau Vine

[C-Man 27214]

Wondering just how off my laugh meter is with how universal the praise has been for the wiig Rudolph thing and I thought it was on par with a very bad snl sketch

I didn’t think it was very funny either.

[Neonmoon 38129]

On 2/10/2020 at 10:18 PM, Beau Vine said:

I fast forwarded through most all of that once they started.  Of course, I do that for most of what Maya Rudolph is in.  

Maya Rudolph is hilarious in pretty much everything she’s ever been in

same for Wiig 

[Neonmoon 38129]

On 2/10/2020 at 10:18 PM, Beau Vine said:

I fast forwarded through most all of that once they started.  Of course, I do that for most of what Maya Rudolph is in.  

Maya Rudolph is hilarious in pretty much everything she’s ever been in

same for Wiig 

[DougO 5243]

On 2/10/2020 at 4:38 PM, BERT said:

Oprah on tv "being a mother is the hardest job in the world"

Bill Burr talking to his gf "Really? Really?!? Being a mother is the hardest job in the world? That's funny cause i always thought it was roofing in Boston in the middle of the summer as redhead" 

Aside from that, Oprah wouldn't have a clue what it's like to be a mother.

[Michael Knight 12977]