Dallas Stripper Falls Off Pole and Sustains Injuries

[Vic Mackey 47168]

Starts a Gofundme since the strip club does not cover her medical bills and it turned out great for her haha. I know @Zepol87 has had many drunken nights there. As have I.

It's up to 30k now of her 20k goal. And is a national story.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/geneas-medical-expenses

 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

Strippers without makeup be scary. 

[Lat22 4019]

Hell of a recovery.  The show must go on!

[TwiceHorn 31577]

How high was she to keep twerking along after that face plant.

[Sbbruin 21899]

12 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Strippers without makeup be scary. 

If you see pics of some porn stars with and without makeup you can't believe it's the same person.

[deadshank 24653]

Her entry angle was rather steep.

 

[Incredulity 11683]

Considering fall protection rules required on jobsites, its hard to believe that a 20ft stripper pole can pass any building inspection without a half dozen bureaucrats objecting.

I would think OSHA would want a few words with club management.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21959]

Every time the OSHA inspector cums he gets distracted

[smuggs 9353]

47 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I would think OSHA would want a few words with club management.

Yeah like how much is the prime rib Thursday lunch special.

[Incredulity 11683]

14 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Yeah like how much is the prime rib Thursday lunch special.

Is that code for a blowjob in the parking lot?

[mdmost 43059]

If she had landed correctly and went straight into a twerk, she would've scored a 10 from the West Dallas judge. 

[deadshank 24653]

21 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Is that code for a blowjob in the parking lot?

Now you know why your boss is always wanting to take you to lunch at Steak and Ale.

[Incredulity 11683]

Just now, deadshank said:

Now you know why your boss is always wanting to take you to lunch at Steak and Ale.

the excellent dessert selection?

[deadshank 24653]

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

the excellent dessert selection?

he wants to share his special pudding with you

[Incredulity 11683]

That's it, HR is going to hear about this.

[mulletpelini 5216]

that is a perfect example of why I quit going to strip clubs right now.

[deadshank 24653]

3 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

that is a perfect example of why I quit going to strip clubs right now.

what about later this afternoon?

[Dennis Taylor 18880]

2 hours ago, deadshank said:

Now you know why your boss is always wanting to take you to lunch at Steak and Ale.

know how i know you're an old?

[deadshank 24653]

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

know how i know you're an old?

Yes, I do.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I don't care. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21959]

Steak and Ale was a good place to take a date

[RPM 26363]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Steak and Ale was a good place to take a date

It was no Red Lobster.

[crash_davis 23115]

Sizzler ftmw.

[Pato del Muerto 52623]

Tippins 

[Marfa Low Crown 2548]

 

25 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Sizzler ftmw.

 Beef & Brew says otherwise 

unless you’re talking a handjob at The Nighthawk or a BJ from the swing girl at The Old San Francisco steakhouse 

[SizzleChest 8284]

K-Bob's will make you shit.

[RMac5 1551]

They all make you shit, K-Bobs just makes you shit sooner.

[Marfa Low Crown 2548]

53 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

K-Bob's will make you shit.

If in steamy Cleveland, user name checks out 

[texasjacket 289]

15 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Strippers without makeup be scary. 

Another reason the rooms are dark

[Lat22 4019]

10 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

The Old San Francisco steakhouse 

That's where I took my first date after hitting the ground in Austin.  1985.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

38 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

That's where I took my first date after hitting the ground in Austin.  1985.

Did you go to the Malibu Grand Prix afterward?  I did that once.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

I’ve been to XTC a few times and had a great time. Those chicks climb up the pole and then on to the ceiling.

[nnm 36683]

I haven't been to a strip club in 25+ years, but I really don't understand the added allure of a stripper climbing the pole to the ceiling.  

[Moby Ric 2058]

20 hours ago, deadshank said:

Now you know why your boss is always wanting to take you to lunch at Steak and Ale.

It is all about the Cheesecake Factory these days.  Get with the times.

[Dennis Taylor 18880]

5 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Did you go to the Malibu Grand Prix afterward?  I did that once.

I went to the Malibu Grand Prix at 59 & Westpark one time, then it closed down after somebody went up there and murdered errbody  

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21959]

It really could have been much worse.  Imagine if she had landed flat on her chest and her fake tits exploded.

[Armybrat 40929]

18 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

 

 Beef & Brew says otherwise 

unless you’re talking a handjob at The Nighthawk or a BJ from the swing girl at The Old San Francisco steakhouse 

My gf was the first swinging girl over the bar at the Barn restaurant on Balcones (now MoPac) in 1966.

F the Old SF Steakhouse... the City of Austin let those sumbitches steal all the on-street parking away from the Northland Little League to use for their valet parking in the early 1980s.

[Spartan52 151]

6 hours ago, nnm said:

I haven't been to a strip club in 25+ years, but I really don't understand the added allure of a stripper climbing the pole to the ceiling.  

Its Piss....

[Deej 76964]

6 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

I’ve been to XTC a few times and had a great time. Those chicks climb up the pole and then on to the ceiling.

"Spiderwhore, Spiderwhore..."

Edited February 12, 2020 by Deej

[HenryJames 66189]

18 hours ago, nnm said:

I haven't been to a strip club in 25+ years, but I really don't understand the added allure of a stripper climbing the pole to the ceiling.  

Well the allure is that they might fall.

[El Diablo 4232]

Gravity vs Strippers = defeated?

[markstanco 12631]

20 years ago, a customer with Airgas in Dallas wanted to only go to lunch on Wednesdays at some strip club off Walnut Hill near D&B.  They had a lunch buffet, and I think it was $5 or $10.  He would NOT let a girl touch him because he said they were gross and his wife would smell them on him.  But I guess it was cool those whores were likely helping prep food he was going to eat. 

[BrazilHorn 6636]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

20 years ago, a customer with Airgas in Dallas wanted to only go to lunch on Wednesdays at some strip club off Walnut Hill near D&B.  They had a lunch buffet, and I think it was $5 or $10.  He would NOT let a girl touch him because he said they were gross and his wife would smell them on him.  But I guess it was cool those whores were likely helping prep food he was going to eat. 

(No CR) and his name was Mike Pence