What do you order at Whataburger?

[Jack 51]

7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

username does not check out

pot meet kettle

[Landomatic 3813]

On 10/4/2018 at 1:12 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

You need to get over yourself.

A whataburger f up is better than97% of the fast food world offers for those of us who cant just go grab a whataburger

Not my fault you chose to live somewhere that sucks.

[HenryJames 66075]

The app is glorious.

[Brisketexan 105151]

keep coming back to this. this is illegal in the other 49 states.

As it should be. They couldn’t handle it.

[Guest]

42 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

The app is glorious.

Not a very high chance of getting out-Whataburgered.

Damn impressive.   and a DIET Dr Pepper...LOLz.

[HenryJames 66075]

I’m watching my calories.

[Brisketexan 105151]

Not a very high chance of getting out-Whataburgered.
Damn impressive.   and a DIET Dr Pepper...LOLz.

Yeah. That got a chuckle from me.

[threesheets 1673]

Had my go-to today.  #1 w/ two slices of cheese, all the way, on Texas toast.  I'm a simple man.

But I did get a side of creamy pepper sauce to dip my fries in.

[elfenix 34251]

In app ordering has gone live in Houston

[Anastasis 23472]

App appears life changing but notably does not allow for fried egg add on. 

[elfenix 34251]

4 hours ago, Anastasis said:

App appears life changing but notably does not allow for fried egg add on. 

i mentioned that when they told me ordering had gone live.  

[Halohal 498]

imgur

[elfenix 34251]

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Is that the mushroom-swiss? #bringitback

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

 

Who asked him and what the fuck is he supposed to know?

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

40 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Jim can go back to the Shithole he came from.  Probably Californiastan. 

[TexasMan 10891]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Jim can go back to the Shithole he came from.  Probably Californiastan. 

I believe it's Straya. 

[zork 629]

Texasman your avatar needs her own thread, a shrine so to speak, so the image of those tittays is never lost.  

Spoiler

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

6 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

not watching his stupid netflix show now

[Dutch 4472]

6 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

[pwinger 35]

On 9/20/2018 at 10:41 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

funny how hes wearing his cactus jack shirt...20 years later

were you expecting dude love?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

1 hour ago, pwinger said:

were you expecting dude love?

at least a Mr. Socko shirt

[billfromlaketravis 11486]

16 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Burgers, much like Mexican food is a comfort thing. You like whatever you grew up eating. White Castle is s***, but it is beloved in the Northeast. 

Grilled jalapenos at Whataburger is a game changer. I add to burgers and the grilled chicken. I'm looking forward to them bringing back the Chorizo Burger. 

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[Focht Up 631]

Now he's just being an asshole 

[Landomatic 3813]

6 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Burgers, much like Mexican food is a comfort thing. You like whatever you grew up eating. White Castle is s***, but it is beloved in the Northeast. 

Grilled jalapenos at Whataburger is a game changer. I add to burgers and the grilled chicken. I'm looking forward to them bringing back the Chorizo Burger. 

People like what they like, not necessarily what they grew up on.  This chode is Australian and last I checked, they didn't have In N Out Burger in Australia.  Hell, I grew up on McDonalds and Burger King and you couldn't pay me to eat that shit over Whataburger now.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

MM>Mushroom Swiss

[BurntOrange&White 39933]

Just a reminder the mushroom Swiss dipped in gravy is next level

[ztejas 43454]

From everything I know about Australia, I assume Whataburger would print money over there. 

Don't let this cunt be a reflection on the rest of the nation. Their culinary endeavors are basically a Hey Steel Shank! compilation reel. 

[Fondren & Main 6718]

On 10/6/2018 at 5:30 PM, slorch said:

Not a very high chance of getting out-Whataburgered.

Damn impressive.   and a DIET Dr Pepper...LOLz.

I gotta say, I'll be 32 in about a week and I used to chuckle when my dad told me he couldn't drink soda because it was too sweet.  I now understand that though.  I prefer to drink 0 sugar sodas if I have one at all these days.  What the fuck is the deal with that?

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

On 6/9/2018 at 6:46 AM, Enchubben said:

Followups - 

 Raging diarrhea afterwards, but worth it.

 

 

[HenryJames 66075]

 

[Deej 76797]

Jim Jefferies is Australian. If it doesn't taste like kangaroo....

[abuelo gringo 321]

Ahh -- but what do you order for your friends at Whataburger?

https://www.kens5.com/article/news/local/fired-deputy-smuggled-whataburger-to-inmates-officials-say/273-735dd4ee-8eee-4f46-a320-b4b5179ac8d6

[Post Oak 20217]

The struggle is real. 

 

 

[Anastasis 23472]

Whataburger should hire that guy and let him take over their whole video based social media advertising department. 

[Surly Bevo 24932]

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

The struggle is real. 

 

 

My man

[Post Oak 20217]

19 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Whataburger should hire that guy and let him take over their whole video based social media advertising department. 

Agreed.  You can't fake this. This is true love.  It's a poem to a lost lover.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Got dusty in here for a minute. Gonna pour out some spicy ketchup for Reggie.

[Brisketexan 105151]

Goddamn Reggie made me cry.

[Anastasis 23472]

The authentic look into the camera when he is talking about the spicy ketchup sets it off. 

[Rip76 4928]

“If you believe in heaven.”

They need to make him their pitch man.

[Post Oak 20217]

I never knew the part about the wrappers.  Of course, I can't imagine ever getting a burger without cheese.

I loved when he talked about someone touching the corner of your bun made me laugh.  Yep.  

 

I miss this guy

 

 

[billfromlaketravis 11486]

I only order three things at Whataburger: 

1) A Triple meat with no cheese, mustard on both sides of the bun, lettuce, and grilled jalapenos. Strawberry shake, onion rings. 

2) A double meat, double cheese, mustard on both sides of the bun, lettuce, and grilled jalapenos

3) Grilled chicken, lettuce and picante sauce 

I'm going to try the Chorizo Burger when it comes back around. 

*Hot Take Alert* The breakfast taquitos, aren't really taquitos and are just slightly above average. In a lot of small Texas towns, Whataburger is probably the best breakfast taco in town, but in Houston there thousands of better options. 

[elfenix 34251]

Grilled chicken with picante sounds good

[billfromlaketravis 11486]

5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Grilled chicken with picante sounds good

It works my man. It works. 

I think Whataburger's onion rings are better than 90% of the places out there. A little sweet, just right ratio of breading to onion. 

Edited March 9, 2019 by billfromlaketravis

[Parliament 14260]

Triple cheeseburger, or similar.
Sweet tea. (And why is it better in an authentic styrofoam cup?)
Fries.

Please don't take this the wrong way. Whataburger's fries aren't very memorable.

[Brisketexan 105151]

Triple cheeseburger, or similar.
Sweet tea. (And why is it better in an authentic styrofoam cup?)
Fries.

Please don't take this the wrong way. Whataburger's fries aren't very memorable.

They’re really not.
BUT...do y’all remember when they served em in a round cup? It was perfect. If you got them fresh outta the fryer, add a little salt, put em in your cup holder on the dash, and go to town as you drove to the dove hunt. Man, that was the stuff. I swear they were better 20 yrs ago...but that may have been the cup.

[elfenix 34251]

they're not memorable and they're still better than in-n-out's.  cold they're better than mcdonald's fries, though.  mcdonalds fries do not age well.  which is kinda odd because whataburger fries don't hold well (you can tell when you've gotten the last of the previous batch)

[ChickenSandwich 9836]

Parmer Lane whataburger had me convinced the touch was gone and food terrible. 

The I35 and Breaker location on a whim renewed my faith. Freshly cooked, burgers NOT light gray and cold with unmelted cheese. Bun not run over by a tire. Fries so hot they burn your mouth. 

It was like seeing an old friend. Shame on you Parmer lane. You disgrace the name.