What do you order at Whataburger?

[Smax 3,800]

Spicey ketchup please

[pwinger 35]

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

protip: due to combo pricing being inconsistent, it's cheaper to add a meat patty and jalapenos to a #5 than it is to add jalapenos, bacon and cheese to a #2, or to add bacon and a meat to a #4.

protip greatly appreciated

[futureman 22,477]

3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Where my sausage BOB homies?

the jap cheddar biskit farts in the general direction of your bun. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

behold...

[elfenix 34,307]

no yellow paper - no cheese?  i think you're asking to be out-whataburgered.

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

no yellow paper - no cheese?  i think you're asking to be out-whataburgered.

i think you can suck it and order your own fucking sammich...

[Anastasis 23,475]

I mean damnit KE. Throw a slice of yellow American on that mofo and spike the fucking football man. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

i think you can suck it and order your own fucking sammich...

 

He damned well better if he wants it to be right.

[Braff Zacklin 13,618]

3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I mean damnit KE. Throw a slice of yellow American on that mofo and spike the fucking football man. 

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

if i'd have wanted a fucking cheeseburger, i'd have ordered a fucking cheeseburger.  i wanted a hamburger...specifically, a No. 1 with extra veggies, grilled japs and grilled onions, a fried egg, on Texas toast.  

and that's a damn good order if i do say so myself.

[Brisketexan 105,154]

if i'd have wanted a fucking cheeseburger, i'd have ordered a fucking cheeseburger.  i wanted a hamburger...specifically, a No. 1 with extra veggies, grilled japs and grilled onions, a fried egg, on Texas toast.  
and that's a damn good order if i do say so myself.

I want a hamburger...no, a cheese burger...I want a hot dog, I want a milkshake...

[futureman 22,477]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I want a hamburger...no, a cheese burger...I want a hot dog, I want a milkshake...

[TonyTexas 10,515]

I’ll have a AR with clip of fries

 

[Incredulity 11,675]

10 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’ll have a AR with clip of fries

 

 

NO CR but Whataburgers lawyers, marketing department and PR team have to be

 

[Anastasis 23,475]

magazine.

[utee94 15,832]

2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

magazine.

And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in-between

 

[HenryJames 66,116]

 

[elfenix 34,307]

apparently not a horrible mean april fool's prank, either.

[threesheets 1,673]

Had one last night.  Pretty tasty. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

How is this even legal

[happyfunball 481]

Had last night. Would order again. Not my IG

[Dutch 4,474]

Washed down my usual order (#2 on Texas Toast, add bacon, cheese, and grilled japs, sub onion rings) today with a Dr Pepper shake. It’s good, and I’d order it again. 

Edited April 4, 2019 by Dutch

[irishtexan 11,521]

The fact that they make their chicken sandwiches with three chicken strips instead of just making a single chicken patty is the reason I'll never order a chicken sandwich at whataburger again. It's the dumbest thing they do.

[ERhine 1,894]

[4th&Five 41,558]

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

The fact that they make their chicken sandwiches with three chicken strips instead of just making a single chicken patty is the reason I'll never order a chicken sandwich at whataburger again. It's the dumbest thing they do.

Never had a Whatachicken?

Edited April 4, 2019 by 4th&Five

[Enchubben 5,510]

Gonna try to grab one tomorrow. Is it a Dr Pepper flavored milkshake or a slush? 

[Parliament 14,260]

The fact that they make their chicken sandwiches with three chicken strips instead of just making a single chicken patty is the reason I'll never order a chicken sandwich at whataburger again. It's the dumbest thing they do.

Sir, I disagree.

[threesheets 1,673]

30 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Gonna try to grab one tomorrow. Is it a Dr Pepper flavored milkshake or a slush? 

Milkshake

[Hank_Hill 18,877]

8 hours ago, irishtexan said:

The fact that they make their chicken sandwiches with three chicken strips instead of just making a single chicken patty is the reason I'll never order a chicken sandwich at whataburger again. It's the dumbest thing they do.

splain

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

8 hours ago, irishtexan said:

The fact that they make their chicken sandwiches with three chicken strips instead of just making a single chicken patty is the reason I'll never order a chicken sandwich at whataburger again. It's the dumbest thing they do.

[jkates 316]

I ordered one of them Dr Pepper milkshakes yesterday.

Meh.

[irishtexan 11,521]

16 hours ago, ERhine said:

 

11 hours ago, Parliament said:

16 hours ago, irishtexan said:

The fact that they make their chicken sandwiches with three chicken strips instead of just making a single chicken patty is the reason I'll never order a chicken sandwich at whataburger again. It's the dumbest thing they do.

Sir, I disagree.

 

7 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Hot takes! I guess that belonged in the unpopular opinions thread.

 

 

8 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

splain

Like, literally explain or explain why I hate it? Regardless, answer is the same -  The honey bbq chicken sandwich and the buffalo chicken sandwich both are made by putting three chicken strips in the sandwich instead of just using a single whole chicken patty. In my experience, the strips have a tendency to fall out of the sandwich creating for a very messy experience. But to be honest, I don't ever order anything other than a number 2 with cheese or the patty melt so I'm just bitching about something that doesn't impact me at all. Which is the Surly way.

[Hank_Hill 18,877]

Just don’t limp grip that shit. Even if it does fall out oops now you have a saucy chicken tender to clean up. But yea, I rarely order a chicken sandwich so my opinion is also void. 

[goatsaag 279]

34 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Like, literally explain or explain why I hate it? Regardless, answer is the same -  The honey bbq chicken sandwich and the buffalo chicken sandwich both are made by putting three chicken strips in the sandwich instead of just using a single whole chicken patty. In my experience, the strips have a tendency to fall out of the sandwich creating for a very messy experience. But to be honest, I don't ever order anything other than a number 2 with cheese or the patty melt so I'm just bitching about something that doesn't impact me at all. Which is the Surly way.

You seem to misunderstand what Whataburger offers. They have a honey bbq chicken strip sandwich and a buffalo chicken strip sandwich. These aren't chicken sandwiches but are chicken strip sandwiches. If you don't like a chicken strip sandwich, you probably want to order one of the chicken sandwiches on the menu instead. Those don't have chicken strips in them.

[irishtexan 11,521]

Just now, goatsaag said:

You seem to misunderstand what Whataburger offers. They have a honey bbq chicken strip sandwich and a buffalo chicken strip sandwich. These aren't chicken sandwiches but are chicken strip sandwiches. If you don't like a chicken strip sandwich, you probably want to order one of the chicken sandwiches on the menu instead. Those don't have chicken strips in them.

I fucking understand it. I don't like it.

[Braff Zacklin 13,618]

First some wanna-be coon azz who doesn't like cheese on his burger, now an Irishman who can't hold a sandwich (or at least order the one he wants).

Some of you are not Whataburger worthy.

[idigTexas 2,289]

Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

[utee94 15,832]

irish's whining got me thinking about some snatch.

But then it got me thinking about some Whataburger, so I just went and ate a honey bbq chicken strip sandwich on Texas toast add grilled jalapenos and grilled onions.  My grip was tight and my aim was true, no muss no fuss and another delicious Whataburger meal down the hatch.

 

[ERhine 1,894]

My standard order is a HBBQ Chicken sandwich. Sub gravy for the bbq sauce, add in both jalapeños and grilled onions.

I’ve never had issues with the chicken strips falling out.

[ChickenSandwich 9,843]

2 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

First some wanna-be coon azz who doesn't like cheese on his burger, now an Irishman who can't hold a sandwich (or at least order the one he wants).

Some of you are not Whataburger worthy.

Probably his Dr Pepper hand

[Butch Had Not 2,982]

Fuck....already posted

 

Edited April 5, 2019 by Butch Had Not

[futureman 22,477]

10 hours ago, irishtexan said:

I fucking understand it. I don't like it.

just don’t limp grip it, bro

[Enchubben 5,510]

On my way to Mecca now. Dr Pepper shake or Dr Pepper malt? I don’t think I even know the difference.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,819]

15 hours ago, Enchubben said:

On my way to Mecca now. Dr Pepper shake or Dr Pepper malt? I don’t think I even know the difference.

Shake.  I had one last night after my sweet and spicy bacon burger.  It was pretty good.  

[billfromlaketravis 11,515]

I had the Dr. Pepper shake today. It. Was. Glorious. 

[futureman 22,477]

3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I had the Dr. Pepper shake today. It. Was. Glorious. 

it just doesn’t seem like something that would be good.  and even if it were good there’s a zero percent chance it’s better than chocolate.  so I just don’t see the point. 

[Enchubben 5,510]

I wasn’t a huge fan. Would have just preferred a regular Dr Pepper. On the other hand, the buffalo chicken strip sandwich was off the charts.

[futureman 22,477]

9 hours ago, Enchubben said:

On the other hand, the buffalo chicken strip sandwich was off the charts.

how was your grip?  lose any tenders?

[Enchubben 5,510]

35 minutes ago, futureman said:

how was your grip?  lose any tenders?

Tight around the edges, lots of underneath support. The one that fell out fell straight into my gullet.

[Nueces River Rat 5,539]

On 4/5/2019 at 9:44 AM, irishtexan said:

 

 

Hot takes! I guess that belonged in the unpopular opinions thread.

 

 

Like, literally explain or explain why I hate it? Regardless, answer is the same -  The honey bbq chicken sandwich and the buffalo chicken sandwich both are made by putting three chicken strips in the sandwich instead of just using a single whole chicken patty. In my experience, the strips have a tendency to fall out of the sandwich creating for a very messy experience. But to be honest, I don't ever order anything other than a number 2 with cheese or the patty melt so I'm just bitching about something that doesn't impact me at all. Which is the Surly way.

The chicken strip sandwich target audience is the teenager.

Next time you go to a busy  Whataburger,  look around you and see what the teens are eating.  I bet at least a few of them are eating the chicken strip sandwich.