What do you order at Whataburger?

[dcbc 14492]

On the road home today, got a #6 (Double Jr.) with shredded cheddar, all the way, mayo, mustard, and ketchup.  Finally, no questions from the person at the counter, and the order was perfect.

Edited August 19, 2019 by dcbc

[EE2B 1565]

Wife went and picked up Whataburger for breakfast yesterday.  My sausage/egg/cheese biscuit arrived at the house on a hamburger bun.  Fucking idiots.  

Did she order you a sausage BOB instead of a biscuit? Put some spicy ketchup on it and it’s ready to eat.

[Surly Bevo 25059]

1 minute ago, EE2B said:

Did she order you a sausage BOB instead of a biscuit? Put some spicy ketchup on it and it’s ready to eat.

I was about to say the thread for wives and the stupid shit they say/do is right that way around the corner...

[Hank_Hill 18885]

Yea your wife fucked up....but like not really because BOB goes hard too. 

[futureman 22489]

1 hour ago, EE2B said:

Did she order you a sausage BOB instead of a biscuit? Put some spicy ketchup mayo on it and it’s ready to eat.

 

[HenryJames 66131]

 

[futureman 22489]

[Deej 76836]

New owners already trying to change the menu.

[BabaYaga 15301]

It's not so much as what I order, but what I actually get when the tards @ Stonebrook and 423 screw up my order....EVERY DAMN TIME.  Sucks because it's so close to the house.  

[WBT 20621]

That was one dumb mouse

[Landomatic 3813]

Whataburger is slipping.  Can’t remember the last time I went when they didn’t fuck up some part of my order.  And the last couple times, the food wasn’t all that great either.  Sucks.

[Anastasis 23477]

Hit Whataburger last night. Everything was perfect and as god intended. 

[futureman 22489]

35 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Hit Whataburger last night. Everything was perfect and as god intended. 

yeah but which one?

[Deej 76836]

54 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Hit Whataburger last night. Everything was perfect and as god intended. 

How was the fried mouse? I hear it is fantastic on the jalapeno cheese biscuit with honey butter.

[futureman 22489]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

How was the fried mouse? I hear it is fantastic on the jalapeno cheese biscuit with honey butter.

I bet it’s not bad.  especially if you got them young before the bones had hardened.  kinda like a soft-shell crab. 

[Trey3216 15349]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

How was the fried mouse? I hear it is fantastic on the jalapeno cheese biscuit with honey butter.

John Spartan approved 

[ChickenSandwich 9843]

[Napoleon 8690]

Last time I went I think I got chicken fingers. Before that I think I got breakfast tacos once or twice. 

Can’t remember exactly, because it’s been about 25 or so years. (Early-mid ‘90s.)

so if I had to go to a Whataburger again, I would probably get chicken fingers or a water. 

[utee94 15835]

OK.  Cool.  Hook 'em!

[deft 6857]

[BurdineBandit 815]

Well, shit. Looks like a creation more suited to Jack, but I just might have to try that.

[HenryJames 66131]

[deft 6857]

Went with no mods for first time. Adding japs and grilled onions next time?

 

 

Soooo good. New fav breakfast

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

6 hours ago, deft said:

Went with no mods for first time. Adding japs and grilled onions next time?

 

 

Soooo good. New fav breakfast

No ranchero style? Guess you like being outwhataburged. 

[futureman 22489]

now we’re talkin

[Post Oak 20246]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

now we’re talkin

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8935]

[futureman 22489]

we need to merge these two damn threads. 

[deft 6857]

Or just delete the blasphemous one.

[Ghost of LL 15539]

13 hours ago, futureman said:

now we’re talkin

[ChickenSandwich 9843]

On 10/1/2019 at 7:13 AM, deft said:

added grilled onions and jalapenos.

Best thing they have done in a long time and damn is it a load

[The Ace of Aces 5192]

These Chicago motherfuckers need to go ahead and announce east coast locations. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

On 10/1/2019 at 7:03 PM, futureman said:

now we’re talkin

jfc how is this legal?

[Fondren & Main 6726]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

jfc how is this legal?

The buns should be donuts.

[elfenix 34322]

5 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

The buns should be donuts cinnamon rolls.

 

[Tailgate 3022]

On 10/1/2019 at 7:13 AM, deft said:

When did Steel Shank start working at Whataburger?

Edited October 3, 2019 by Tailgate

[Horns1 41]

19 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

added grilled onions and jalapenos.

Best thing they have done in a long time and damn is it a load

Username not checking out

[Js1 85428]

21 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

added grilled onions and jalapenos.

Best thing they have done in a long time and damn is it a load

How did the gut take that load? 

[deft 6857]

Did the breakfast burger this morning with japs (non grilled). I usually have the grilled for my regular burger but I liked the cold pickled jap crunch and flavor on the breakfast Sammy. They really hit a homerun on this one.

[elfenix 34322]

Ranchero style breakfast burger on jalapeño cheddar biscuit with a Dr Pepper shake. Fucking glorious. I hope the rest of Sunday is this good.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

I’m a #1 or maybe #5 guy. That’s about all my rusted out hull of a stomach can handle.  But I will hit up a specialty burger every so often with japs and onions. Monterrey is pretty good and the chicken finger sammich. 

[LW Goatman 1124]

Used the mobile app for the first time to order today. Pretty simple for my order, burger with cheese, grilled japs, mustard all the way on TX toast. Got home and unwrapped a meat, cheese, and ketchup only, and the shit was cold, cheese didn't even melt. Who the fuck even orders that bullshit?

[4th&Five 41560]

My wife’s usual order is just ketchup and jalapeños. 

[futureman 22489]

24 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Used the mobile app for the first time to order today. Pretty simple for my order, burger with cheese, grilled japs, mustard all the way on TX toast. Got home and unwrapped a meat, cheese, and ketchup only, and the shit was cold, cheese didn't even melt. Who the fuck even orders that bullshit?

did you still eat it?

[LW Goatman 1124]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

did you still eat it?

Shamefully yes, but I bitched about my Chicago burger the whole time.

[Landomatic 3813]

59 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Used the mobile app for the first time to order today. Pretty simple for my order, burger with cheese, grilled japs, mustard all the way on TX toast. Got home and unwrapped a meat, cheese, and ketchup only, and the shit was cold, cheese didn't even melt. Who the fuck even orders that bullshit?

Wrong thread.  There’s a whataburgers slippin thread for those who want the truth

[Both Tacos 1806]

Has the breakfast burger today....not bad...not bad at all.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Used the mobile app for the first time to order today. Pretty simple for my order, burger with cheese, grilled japs, mustard all the way on TX toast. Got home and unwrapped a meat, cheese, and ketchup only, and the shit was cold, cheese didn't even melt. Who the fuck even orders that bullshit?

This is one of those posts at 3am you laugh uncontrollably at

[Js1 85428]

20 hours ago, elfenix said:

Ranchero style breakfast burger on jalapeño cheddar biscuit with a Dr Pepper shake. Fucking glorious. I hope the rest of Sunday is this good.

[threesheets 1673]

Working from home and the kids are off so we went to WB to try out the breakfast burger.  It was good (props to @ChickenSandwich for the grilled onion idea- that was $), but I don't know that I'll ever order it again- didn't enjoy it any more than I would have a HBCB or a BOB (I usually throw hash browns on my BOB anyway).  I think the main reason is Whataburger's bacon just flat out sucks.

Also, it's kinda stupid eating a side of hash browns with it. But I wanted coffee and the meal is only $.30 more than a sandwich and coffee, so of course I ate hash browns with it.