What do you order at Whataburger?

[yoladu 4187]

Screw you guys. Now I know why it take 15 goddamn minutes for one order to be completed in the drive thru. 

[Both Tacos 1827]

So if you had a 1% chance to get Corona Virus when ordering Whataburger, would you take the chance????

[futureman 22667]

1 hour ago, Both Tacos said:

So if you had a 1% chance to get Corona Virus when ordering Whataburger, would you take the chance????

I took that chance last night.  #2 with mayo.  worth it.

[deft 7047]

Adding mayo ups your Coronavirus chances to 6 or 7% at least

[Brisketexan 106635]

So if you had a 1% chance to get Corona Virus when ordering Whataburger, would you take the chance????

That’s why you get them to grill both the onions AND the extra jalapeños.
Come on, people. That’s Coronavirus 101.

[utee94 16069]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That’s why you get them to grill both the onions AND the extra jalapeños.
Come on, people. That’s Coronavirus 101.

He's Right You Know . gif

 

[elfenix 34659]

I reduce my chance by removing the packaging

[Llewelyn Moss 220]

I haven’t had Whataburger since summer. Miss it badly. 
 

In totally unrelated news, I’ve lost 30 lbs since August

[TonyTexas 10684]

PSA

 

[Topper13 3583]

Had the new BBQ Bacon burger today. While it wasn't bad, I knew after the first bite that I should have stuck with a #2, add cheese, bacon,  and grilled japs. 

[elfenix 34659]

Had the new BBQ Bacon burger today. While it wasn't bad, I knew after the first bite that I should have stuck with a #2, add cheese, bacon,  and grilled japs. 

#5 with extra patty and grilled japs > #2 with cheese, bacon, and grilled japs.

[BurntOrange&White 41658]

Had the new BBQ Bacon burger today. While it wasn't bad, I knew after the first bite that I should have stuck with a #2, add cheese, bacon,  and grilled japs. 

Does it use that sweet bbq sauce?

[ChickenSandwich 9921]

Bring back the A1 thick and hearty you fools!

[HenryJames 67124]

 

[4th&Five 41905]

[Dutch 4533]

Three words, you Chicago motherfuckers: Green. Chile. Double.

[Js1 86950]

16 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

As someone who always puts cheese and pico on his Fuddrucker's burgers:

[futureman 22667]

6 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Chicago motherfuckers

damn I forgot about that.  just terrible. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I took that chance last night.  #2 with mayo.  worth it.

Wait a minute. You jumped all over me for liking sausage with cheese in it and you are here ruining a perfectly good whataburger with mayo? The fuck is wrong with you?

[HenryJames 67124]

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

The fuck is wrong with you?

[futureman 22667]

15 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Wait a minute. You jumped all over me for liking sausage with cheese in it and you are here ruining a perfectly good whataburger with mayo? The fuck is wrong with you?

mayo on a whataburger is an improvement.  cheese in your sausage is an abomination. 

Edited June 29, 2020 by futureman

[utee94 16069]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

mayo on a whataburger is an improvement.  cheese in your sausage is an abomination. 

[futureman 22667]

mayo + hamburgers = high society.

cheese inside sausage is for peasants and aggy. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

mayo + hamburgers = high society.
cheese inside sausage is for peasants and aggy. 

I didn’t know opinions could be wrong, but you somehow accomplished that.

[futureman 22667]

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I didn’t know opinions could be wrong, but you somehow accomplished that.

no, see, I don’t think you understand.  I’m correct.  ruminate on it while you gnaw on your cheese-injected eckrich link. 

[Js1 86950]

Y'all, futureman is clearly aggy.  The mayo reminds him on what goes into a perfect jizzjar.  He just wants it on his food and in his mouth. 

[Dewey 3325]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Not a fan of jack cheese, its like Jack tried too hard, when its just chese. Nonetheless,  I will try this with extra jalapenos

[futureman 22667]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Y'all, futureman is clearly aggy.  The mayo reminds him on what goes into a perfect jizzjar.  He just wants it on his food and in his mouth. 

your personal life has nothing to do with the superior nature of mayonnaise in the condiment hierarchy. 

[HornOnTheBayou 9057]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

mayo + hamburgers = high society.

cheese inside sausage is for peasants and aggy. 

[billfromlaketravis 11784]

The online order app is pretty solid. You can get VERY specific on there. Skip the drive thru lines and pick it up. I had no idea grilled onions were a free add on until recently. 

[Mo Horn 8933]

https://www.bizjournals.com/kansascity/news/2020/06/22/mahomes-brought-trophy-now-whataburger.html

I would forgive 2020 for everything that it has brought us this year, if this does come to pass. 

[Brisketexan 106635]

The online order app is pretty solid. You can get VERY specific on there. Skip the drive thru lines and pick it up. I had no idea grilled onions were a free add on until recently. 

This. I place the family’s precise order (I get my onions and japs grilled), leave the house, swing into a parking space, and they bring my food to me. It’s glorious.

[WBT 20886]

8 hours ago, Dutch said:

Three words, you Chicago motherfuckers: Green. Chile. Double.

Fucking this.  Why can only west texas have it?  Papa john's lets you get green chilis on pizza now.

And wtf is creamy cilantro lime sauce?  Every new whataburger now has mayo adjacent glop on it.

[dad 557]

Coworker participated in a Whataburger taste test of new incoming products. Said he tried one that had pico de gallo with green chili lime salsa that was AWESOME. Said his suggestion was to call it the taco burger. We'll see if it makes it to production.

You’re welcome for the insider knowledge.

[futureman 22667]

32 minutes ago, dad said:

You’re welcome for the insider knowledge.

I actually remember the original post and was dubious.  I apologize. 

[futureman 22667]

1 hour ago, WBT said:

mayo adjacent

is that like being next to godliness?

[elfenix 34659]

6 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The online order app is pretty solid. You can get VERY specific on there. Skip the drive thru lines and pick it up. I had no idea grilled onions were a free add on until recently. 

order a sweet/spicy bacon burger, nix the sweet/spicy sauce, add mustard/lettuce/tomato/pickle, and it's cheaper than a #2 with bacon and cheese by ~$2.  there's a good chance the grill person completely fucks it up, though.  at least it wasn't the cashier. 

app does not have fried egg option nor subbing a jalapeno cheddar biscuit for the bun in a breakfast burger or bob.  these are obvious oversights. 

[utee94 16069]

6 hours ago, futureman said:

is that like being next to godliness?

More like licking the bottom of the aggy jizz jar.

[Native Horn 3569]

17 minutes ago, utee94 said:

More like licking the bottom of the an aggy jizz jar.

fify

[boknowstecmo 221]

15 hours ago, Dewey said:

Not a fan of jack cheese, its like Jack tried too hard, when its just chese. Nonetheless,  I will try this with extra jalapenos

I did exactly this, added jalapenos, and it was a damn good burger. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19407]

17 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The online order app is pretty solid. You can get VERY specific on there. Skip the drive thru lines and pick it up. I had no idea grilled onions were a free add on until recently. 

I've been doing online curbside pick-up ordering every Saturday afternoon since April.  Their app hangs every now and then, but the way you can customize everything exactly the way you want it is legit.

[harold 81]

Pico burger with jalapenos was pretty, pretty good.

[mapplewhite132 309]

fast food pico doesn't sound very good

[Brisketexan 106635]

fast food pico doesn't sound very good

My Fuddruckers go to was always with jalapeño cheese, jalapeño slices, and pico, and a little spicy mustard. That was a damned good burger.

[BurdineBandit 822]

Two positive reviews? Oh now I'm intrigued.

I was going to try it eventually, but my eyebrows raised when y'all mentioned the jalapenos. I know Fast food pico isn't going to be spicy enough. Gotta try it this weekend. 

[utee94 16069]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

My Fuddruckers go to was always with jalapeño cheese, jalapeño slices, and pico, and a little spicy mustard. That was a damned good burger.

Same, and I sometimes added in a little of the BBQ sauce.  

[tx 3 putt 78474]

On 6/29/2020 at 3:29 PM, Js1 said:

As someone who always puts cheese and pico on his Fuddrucker's burgers:

thanks a lot dick head, now I have to have a fuddrucker's. asap !

[elfenix 34659]

yea or nay on the cilantro lime mayo, tho?

[TankedBevo 2495]

I just want the A1 Thick and Hearty Burger back for fucks sake. It gets annoying having to order a double meat plain and dry w/ the shredded cheddar cheese, add grilled onions and then use a bottle of A1 thick and hearty sauce I have in the fridge. 

[Dutch 4533]

On 7/1/2020 at 8:20 AM, TankedBevo said:

I just want the A1 Thick and Hearty Burger back for fucks sake. 

Edited July 9, 2020 by Dutch