What do you order at Whataburger?

[elfenix 34238]

14 minutes ago, DallasSooner said:

Why don't they have a Whatataquito that has all the options?

egg, potato, sausage and bacon all in one?  They are missing out. 

just add bacon and hash browns in the app.

[DallasSooner 279]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

just add bacon and hash browns in the app.

I don't want an $8 taquito; they should just add it to the menu. 

[BurdineBandit 815]

I fuckin hate the closest Whataburger to me (MLK/Airport in Austin), but I gotta hand it to them, I really enjoyed my Southern Bacon Double on Saturday. They didn't get my DP shake right (chocolate instead), but I was gruntled by the meal. The slaw did about the same thing that lettuce does (mostly crunch, but a tiny bit more flavor than lettuce). 

[WBT 20565]

I refuse to order it.  What makes it southern?  Wtf is "sothern style" sauce?  Pandering chicago fucks.

Texas isn't the south, it's Texas.

Edited May 4, 2022 by WBT

[ztejas 43425]

I got it over the weekend. I held the slaw and subbed grilled onions for onions. It was decent. There were too many pickles and the sauce was just okay. 

[TankedBevo 2482]

16 hours ago, WBT said:

I refuse to order it.  What makes it southern?  Wtf is "sothern style" sauce?  Pandering chicago fucks.

Texas isn't the south, it's Texas.

They basically just picked region and said "do that", in this case all the same shit that normally comes on a Carolina style pulled pork sandwich.

Next up, the "Skyline Chili Double"

[futureman 22457]

they need to make a frito pie burger. wolf chili and fritos and chopped white onions on two patties with double shredded cheese. 

[Quagmire 2147]

Ok fatass

[futureman 22457]

6 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Ok fatass

what do you mean?

[DallasSooner 279]

They need a Western Bacon Cheeseburger.  Meat, Cheese, Bacon, Onion Rings, BBQ Sauce.  Let's get it done Whataburger. I need it. 

[Dutch 4465]

On 4/29/2022 at 4:03 PM, Texzilla58 said:

Fuck Chicago. Next they’ll introduce a shitty deep dish breakfast pizza.

I loved those lemon pies. They’ll probably come back with a Dr Pepper pie or some shit. This is why Texas needs to secede and seize Whataburger stores as a matter of state security. Abbott needs to call a special session over this. Fucking up Whataburger is a unifying Texas issue.

Cannot be said enough. Fucking Chicago bastards.

18 hours ago, WBT said:

I refuse to order it.  What makes it southern?  Wtf is "sothern style" sauce?  Pandering chicago fucks.

Texas isn't the south, it's Texas.

Supposedly they're expanding into the deep South (Georgia and Alabama). Is this how burgers are done down South?

What next? An Alabama White Sauce Chicken Strip Sammich.

[Brisketexan 105124]

8 minutes ago, Dutch said:

What next? An Alabama White Sauce Chicken Strip Sammich.

[futureman 22457]

49 minutes ago, DallasSooner said:

They need a Western Bacon Cheeseburger.  Meat, Cheese, Bacon, Onion Rings, BBQ Sauce.  

and pickles 

[Deej 76772]

31 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Supposedly they're expanding into the deep South (Georgia and Alabama). 

What next?

Segregated seating. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

43 minutes ago, futureman said:

and pickles jalapenos

 

[Deej 76772]

3 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Grilled jalapeños. 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

That burger with the slaw on it is fucking gross 

[Texzilla58 4735]

Probably a Minnesota lutefisk burger on the way from these Chicago fucks. Fish fermented in a buried jar is not good eats. That shitbird Lori Laughlin has to be behind all this.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

18 hours ago, futureman said:

they need to make a frito pie burger. wolf chili and fritos and chopped white onions on two patties with double shredded cheese. 

No mayo?

[futureman 22457]

5 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

No mayo?

the mayo is understood. 

[Brisketexan 105124]

the mayo is understood. 

I thought that the mayo was implied.

Also, I’m pretty sure “Implied Mayo” is Kenny G’s backup band.

[SimonBolivar 10958]

On 4/29/2022 at 2:00 PM, Bottlecap said:

Lemon Pies are off the menu. How else am i gonna wash down 2000 calories? a fucking cinnamon roll? thats what they offered as a sub.

Hey man it ain't the cinnamon roll's fault and he's been a good member of the menu for years.

[StruggleBus 3922]

Mayo is for fat pigs and children

[Deej 76772]

So your wife and kids like it, at least. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21906]

I like mayo, but what kind of moron would put it on a frito pie burger.  You might as well squirt some on her cooch before you eat it

Edited May 5, 2022 by NeverMarryAStripper

[Deej 76772]

4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You might as well squirt some on her cooch before you eat it

"Futureman to the white courtesy phone."

[WBT 20565]

I just realized today they also axed the chicken fajita taco.  I enjoyed it as a change of pace.  Fucking chicago

[hobbes2702 13033]

On 5/4/2022 at 12:26 PM, futureman said:

they need to make a frito pie burger. wolf chili and fritos and chopped white onions on two patties with double shredded cheese. 

You sir are a god dammed genius

[elfenix 34238]

had the southern burger based on app offer.  outside cashier didn't hear the two times i said texas toast, apparently, and the guy at the window gave me sweet tea. 

burger had too much sauce.  other than that it was ok.  better than the pico burger.

[elfenix 34238]

Properly made double.

[Mo Horn 8834]

Went to our Missouri one for breakfast this morning and was pleasantly surprised to discover we now have a full menu. Had only the basics before today. Got the spicy honey butter chicken biscuit... Sadly the jalapeño cheddar biscuit is no longer an option as we all know. 

[dcbc 14482]

Got a HBCB this morning, nixed the HB (I can't pretend that shit isn't gross; yeah, I know, unpopular opinions thread), added an egg.  I very much miss the J/C biscuit as well.

Edited May 14, 2022 by dcbc

[Bill Brasky 1447]

Southern Bacon Spicy Chicken sandwich, cut the pickles and slaw, add grilled jalapenos, add an extra filet, on Texas Toast is legit 

[Guest]

On 5/4/2022 at 9:47 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

That burger with the slaw on it is fucking gross 

Tried it the first week.  Most definitely NOT my favorite.

Through the years, the a-1 Thick n Hearty burger with bacon and grilled jalapenos is still my fave.

[Guest]

9 hours ago, dcbc said:

Got a HBCB this morning, nixed the HB (I can't pretend that shit isn't gross; yeah, I know, unpopular opinions thread), added an egg.  I very much miss the J/C biscuit as well.

[Focht Up 631]

10 hours ago, dcbc said:

Got a HBCB this morning, nixed the HB (I can't pretend that shit isn't gross; yeah, I know, unpopular opinions thread), added an egg.  I very much miss the J/C biscuit as well.

I had the hbcb this morning because they had a buy 1 get 1 free offer.  I was disappointed that there were so few options for customization on the app.   Pretty much just egg, bacon, and cheese.   It didn't suck, but I won't order that again.  Would have been nice to add onion and jap.

[RMac5 1551]

17 hours ago, elfenix said:

Properly made double.

Does it have an egg or is all that goo cheese?

[elfenix 34238]

all cheese

[Texzilla58 4735]

Does it have an egg or is all that goo cheese?

Enjoy grated cheese while you can. The stores by me are done. It’s not on their app.

Also you can’t get spicy ketchup on an item. That’s diy.

[Guest]

For lunch today:

patty melt on reg bun. add grilled jalapenos.  I'm cool with Texas Toast, just not in the mood today.

Large onion ring, and they actually filled the carton and then some.

whatalunch!!!

[irishtexan 11519]

3 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Enjoy grated cheese while you can. The stores by me are done. It’s not on their app.

Also you can’t get spicy ketchup on an item. That’s diy.

There are things that are not on the app that they will make for you if you go in and ask for it. My wife hates whataburger. It's one of the biggest triggers for arguments in our marriage. She will only eat their "grilled cheese" which used to be on the kids menu but they took it off. It's just cheese griddled on texas toast. Can't order on the app, but they'll still make it for you if you order inside. They'll probably make anything with shredded cheese if you ask them to, as long as they have it in the store. I don't think they can stop buying shredded cheese unless they stop serving taquitos. 

[Covri 6249]

17 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

There are things that are not on the app that they will make for you if you go in and ask for it. My wife hates whataburger. It's one of the biggest triggers for arguments in our marriage. She will only eat their "grilled cheese" which used to be on the kids menu but they took it off. It's just cheese griddled on texas toast. Can't order on the app, but they'll still make it for you if you order inside. They'll probably make anything with shredded cheese if you ask them to, as long as they have it in the store. I don't think they can stop buying shredded cheese unless they stop serving taquitos. 

The taquito has sliced American cheese on it, it’s part of its charm.

[Texzilla58 4735]

What current menu item has shredded cheese these days?

[irishtexan 11519]

2 hours ago, Covri said:

The taquito has sliced American cheese on it, it’s part of its charm.

welp. I guess you shredded cheese fans are fucked

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Some fucking idiots start talking about putting Mayo on a whataburger meanwhile the Yankee overlords pull the best goddamn breakfast sandwich in the history of the world…

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[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Yep they are trying to streamline it with Southern tastes and some of y'all are falling for it. It will be a second-rate version of Cookout before y'all know it. And I like Cookout, f I am in Mississippi or points east.

HEB needs to buy the Texas locations of Whataburger and save it. 

Edited May 14, 2022 by MaybeACoordinator

[Texzilla58 4735]

Some fucking idiots start talking about putting Mayo on a whataburger meanwhile the Yankee overlords pull the best goddamn breakfast sandwich in the history of the world…

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More evidence Satan walks in this world…

[Dutch 4465]

6 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

HEB needs to buy the Texas locations of Whataburger and save it. 

Yup, but then would it even be open?

[futureman 22457]

12 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Some fucking idiots start talking about putting Mayo on a whataburger meanwhile the Yankee overlords pull the best goddamn breakfast sandwich in the history of the world…

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you prefer cheese in your sausage. you’re a moron. 

[Redneck Mutha 7955]

Just tried the Southern Bacon Double, no onions, add grilled jalapenos.  Pretty damn tasty, but it's no Green Chile Burger.  If I get it again, might 86 the Southern Sauce or whatever the hell it's called and just add mustard.