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Cut the crap costanza, We know you’re bald

that son of a bitch even if I told him he wouldn’t believe me how close he was to death

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A sad day for those balding mofos living in denial. Own your balding. 

This.

If I don’t break out the clippers soon, gonna look like this:

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Just need some aviators.
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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

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That had to be a top ten funniest moment in Seinfeld.

 

I don't have to worry about anything that a balding man does. I've been bald since I was 30. Never gave a fuck. What am I going to do about it?

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9 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

my hair is growing faster and thicker as i age.  it's like fucking straw.

This is me as well. My wife’s been telling me I’m going bald for over 20 years. So far she’s been completely wrong. I tell her it’s the whiskey. That’s my theory and I’m sticking to it. 

Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, smwhorn said:

if god would have wanted man to fly, he would have given him wings . . . 

 

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That maternal grandfather trait talk is horseshit. My dad started balding when he was 16. Both of my brothers are bald. I’m not bald...


Congratulations on having parents who were loving and willing to take a chance on adoption.
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13 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Live, dammit. Live! Every precious moment as if this was the last year of your life. Because in many ways...it is.

Look, you're not around women. You don't know how important a man's hair is... I'm sorry, George, but it's true. 

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Thick and lustrous...that’s what you said?

my mother’s father had thinning hair when he died.  Of her four brothers, two went bald young and two had lotsa hair into their 70’s. So I dunno.  I’ve recently had to change pomades though because my hair is getting thicker and the old stuff wasn’t doing the trick anymore.  My brother has even thicker and longer hair than I do and he’s in his early 50’s.  But it’s pretty much all white now ,  Thankfully he spends lotsa time outside or he’d look like Edgar Winter 

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13 hours ago, Longhorn Al said:

I started shaving my head a couple years ago.  No going back.  

Fucking this.  I got drunk with some friends down at Port A one weekend about 10 years ago and let one of them shave my head.  Zero regrets, except that I wish I had done it sooner.  

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40 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I’ve recently had to change pomades though because my hair is getting thicker and the old stuff wasn’t doing the trick anymore.   

Ears and nose don't count.

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Man, you’re not kidding.  I remember looking at my grandpa’s ear hair and wondering why he didn’t trim them.  I have to take tweezers to my ears and nose once a week nowadays.  The grey hairs in the nose are also a nice touch.  Haven’t gotten my first gray ear hair yet, so probably why chicks still dig me.  

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2 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

That maternal grandfather trait talk is horseshit. My dad started balding when he was 16. Both of my brothers are bald. I’m not bald...

Do you look like the mailman? Pizza delivery guy?

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No guard, once a week. Do it myself.

 

Once every couple or three weeks, I'll go the barber and get the nose, ears, and eyebrows trimmed up. If there's a wedding, graduation, or funeral, I'll go get it razor shazed a day before.

 

I look like Mr. Clean, except without the earring, and I'm white as a cracka.

 

Fuck hair. No regrats.

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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

I would go Mr Clean but I have a big fucking scar from getting hit with a baseball bat and dent+scar from getting hit by a car.

 

Why do people keep trying to kill you?

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I basically have Patrick Wilson and Will Arnett's hairline.

It has receded from the front but I still have that peninsula of hair in the center that never moved back.  Basically if I keep my hair at a medium length it's fine.  Once the giant widow's peak starts thinning I'm doomed and will probably invest in some Wahl clippers. 

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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

I would go Mr Clean but I have a big fucking scar from getting hit with a baseball bat and dent+scar from getting hit by a car.

Never marry a stripper?

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