Worst remake ever

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It's Pointbreak.  Pretty sure Reeves and NIck Nolte would wipe the floor with the fake tough guys in the remake.

[Nivek 17002]

Nick Nolte, was he the one playing Gary Busey?

[Guest Lobo]

No, Nick Nolte is what Busey turns into after an eight-ball in one sitting.  Or wait, Busey is Nolte after a gram.  Dammit, I had something for this.

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6 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Nick Nolte, was he the one playing Gary Busey?

You can call me racist.  I deserve it.  I can't be the first guy to have made that mistake.

[futureman 22559]

you’re not a racist, just an idiot. 

[Nivek 17002]

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

You can call me racist.  I deserve it.  I can't be the first guy to have made that mistake.

Utah, get me two!  

I have spoken.

[mdmost 43060]

Man, I loved Gary Busey in Blue Chips. 

[Underdog 28810]

And North Dallas Forty. 

[Knoxtnhorn 6067]

Busey's a treasure.  Even that short-lived show, "I'm With Busey" was funny as hell.

[mulletpelini 5216]

Maybe they'll get him to do Another Point Break

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Point Woke?

[Hate 20149]

Nolte was great in The Firm as the private detective. He was almost as good as Busey in Cape Fear.

[Hawndoh 2389]

Girl Ghostbusters would be in the discussion.

Adam Sandler's Longest Yard.

That shot for shot Pyscho remake was pointless.

Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman's Bewitched movie.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

11 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

 

That shot for shot Pyscho remake was pointless.

 

Coming here to post that exact comment. Pointless is a great descriptor.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

17 hours ago, closetohumping said:

It's Pointbreak.  Pretty sure Reeves and NIck Nolte would wipe the floor with the fake tough guys in the remake.

Well, Teresa Palmer's hot as balls so it has that going for it.  

The only part worth watching

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

There’s a level of bad where it is so unappealing it doesn’t even interest me to see the movie. For example, while Ghostbusters was absolutely terrible, I could at least chuckle at Kate McKinnon or laugh at the Scooby Doo treatment of the movie. Carrie had Julianne Moore or Pyscho had Vince Vaughn. Both bad movies but something you want to see how it went. The following had zero appealing qualities. Terrible Cast, story, tone, etc
 

Point Break

Conan the Barbarian 

Footloose 

Flatliners 

 

[66BUFF 2565]

Red Dawn

[mchookem 16415]

Poseidon Adventure

[GotThatFire 166]

48 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Well, Teresa Palmer's hot as balls so it has that going for it.  

The only part worth watching

 

Much better than Lori Petty. God she’s ugly. Another one of those times where Hollywood tries to force a hideous woman into the role of s beautiful woman. Almost ruined the movie for me. Almost

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

26 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Much better than Lori Petty. God she’s ugly. Another one of those times where Hollywood tries to force a hideous woman into the role of s beautiful woman. Almost ruined the movie for me. Almost

Hooooly shit you are out of your ever loving mother fucking mind.  Lori Petty not hot ?  

[Stunns38 3560]

1998 Godzilla with Matthew Broderick.

[AustinMT 952]

 “Days of Thunder,” a/k/a “Top Gun in a Car”

“Sudden Death’” a/k/a “Die Hard in a Hockey Arena”

[GotThatFire 166]

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Hooooly shit you are out of your ever loving mother fucking mind.  Lori Petty not hot ?  

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lori_Petty
 

ugh.
 

Women (mostly all) with short hair disgust me. Plus she’s a twig, no curves. To each his own but you might as well be fucking a prepubescent boy

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Debbie Does Dallas: The New Generation 

[futureman 22559]

58 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Plus she’s a twig, no curves.

she had a nice body in point break. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 hour ago, GotThatFire said:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lori_Petty
 

ugh.
 

Women (mostly all) with short hair disgust me. Plus she’s a twig, no curves. To each his own but you might as well be fucking a prepubescent boy

Fair enough on the hair thing, but she has/had curves.  She's one of those chicks whose body probably ages very well.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1990 Jacob's Ladder = 7.5 on IMDB

2019 Jacob's Ladder = 3.4 on IMDB

I gotta go with the IMDB ratings on this one because no fucking body saw the 2019 remake. 

[Red Five 40955]

The Time Machine was pretty bad.

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Robocop. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

3 hours ago, AustinMT said:

 “Days of Thunder,” a/k/a “Top Gun in a Car”

“Sudden Death’” a/k/a “Die Hard in a Hockey Arena”

Days of Thunder? 
 

 

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[Deej 76983]

Y'all are going to hate it when they remake "Stripes" with Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy.

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[SwanderedTalent 5761]

14 minutes ago, Deej said:

Y'all are going to hate it when they remake "Stripes" with Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy.

Three Amigos, with Brie Larson, Kristen Stewart, and Rihanna

El Guapo to be played by Arnold Swarzenegger

[AustinMT 952]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Days of Thunder? 
 

 

Yes., It was awful

 

[mchookem 16415]

3 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

1990 Jacob's Ladder = 7.5 on IMDB

2019 Jacob's Ladder = 3.4 on IMDB

I gotta go with the IMDB ratings on this one because no fucking body saw the 2019 remake. 

i didn't even know there'd been a remake lol

[TrashMaster G 17653]

7 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Hooooly shit you are out of your ever loving mother fucking mind.  Lori Petty not hot ?  

Lori Petty was never hot.  

She was not necessarily ugly, but definitely not hot.

[TexasMan 10989]

I thought the remake of Point Break was The Fast & The Furious? 

[Bogeywon 2519]

7 hours ago, AustinMT said:

 “Days of Thunder,” a/k/a “Top Gun in a car”

Dude you serious. That was a great flick

[66BUFF 2565]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Y'all are going to hate it when they remake "Stripes" with Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy.

Thought Stripes was the male remake of Private Benjamin

[Deej 76983]

Nope. Stripes was the comedic precursor to Full Metal Jacket.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Nope. Stripes was the comedic precursor to Full Metal Jacket.

So few people realize this.....

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5 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

Thought Stripes was the remake of Private Benjamin Buck Privates

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11 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

Girl Ghostbusters would be in the discussion.

Should begin and end here.

11 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman's Bewitched movie.

You shut your whore mouth, any movie with Nicole Kidman looking cute is a treasure.

[Levi 2592]

I know this is bad movie remakes but this is what Iron Man looked like in the 70's compared to now. 

[closetohumping 17484]

12 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

Girl Ghostbusters would be in the discussion.

Adam Sandler's Longest Yard.

That shot for shot Pyscho remake was pointless.

Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman's Bewitched movie.

The Fantastic Four remake, the one with Michael P jordan and the Mara chick.

[closetohumping 17484]

12 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

Girl Ghostbusters would be in the discussion.

Adam Sandler's Longest Yard.

That shot for shot Pyscho remake was pointless.

Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman's Bewitched movie.

Psycho just triggered this thought :I think they'll remake Jason and NOES

[AustinMT 952]

1 hour ago, Bogeywon said:

Dude you serious. That was a great flick

Yes. Poorly acted, poorly written, all around lazy effort  (and I like most Cruise flicks). Second worst Top Gun knockoff, topped only by Fire Birds 

[TwiceHorn 31627]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Should begin and end here.

You shut your whore mouth, any movie with Nicole Kidman looking cute is a treasure.

What this demonstrates is that Elizabeth Montgomery was straight fire.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

What this demonstrates is that Elizabeth Montgomery was straight fire.

I think liz was definitely hotter than Nicole in her day.