SurlyHorns Coronavirus contingency plan

[Parliament 14260]

Shit's gettin' real, yo. Traffic in Bada Bing is getting brisk, with the Coronavirus and stock market threads running particularly hot.

 

Can this board handle the girth? So many of us use SurlyHorns for all of our news and life advice. Would be a shame if this board crashed when we need it most.

[Captainant 27680]

If only there were some way to host a site on virtually infinitely scalable infrastructure...

[Continental Op 3934]

I made your mom's twat run particularly hot last night.

[Js1 85388]

Only South Austin's mom can handle the girth. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

I'm stocking up!

[bernorange 8362]

Pretty sure this board can handle No Lube At All.

[workswithseed 2112]

If it does MIA has enough of it for the whole site 

[EMAWesome 101]

I'm stocking up on Lyme disease to go with the Coronavirus.

[Incredulity 11675]

On 2/25/2020 at 9:31 PM, Continental Op said:

I made your mom's twat run particularly hot last night.

I made your mom's twat, "virtually infinitely scalable" last night.

[Captainant 27680]

3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I made your mom's twat, "virtually infinitely scalable" last night.

scaled your mom so wide, she needed two load balancers

[immamac 42864]

On 2/25/2020 at 11:24 PM, Captainant said:

If only there were some way to host a site on virtually infinitely scalable infrastructure...

It's got copies on all the major cloud providers. A VPC and we are signed already on a second datacenter in Dallas, however we were installing hardware next weekend. 

Surly will be able to take the thick girth of the coronavirus and the length as well. 

[Captainant 27680]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

It's got copies on all the major cloud providers. A VPC and we are signed already on a second datacenter in Dallas, however we were installing hardware next weekend. 

Surly will be able to take the thick girth of the coronavirus and the length as well. 

Furk yeah, what's the failover pattern? Or is it all active/active/active with replication?

[immamac 42864]

no DNS is managed by google, in the event that we needed to go to the cloud I can have a DB restored and running with a full stack in less than 10 minutes - TTL on DNS is 15 minutes IIRC so by the time DNS flips site would be good to go

if DC dies I don't have anything auto-managing the DNS, but that's mainly on purpose as split brain would be a super pain in the ass with the site and not worth it vs just taking 5-10 min of downtime.

[markstanco 12577]

Test

[gmr548 16580]

A global pandemic and all of the associated fallout will not place as much stress on Surly bandwidth as a Texas football loss.

[Upgrayedd 5814]

Who’s got hand sanitizer?

[52-80 19162]

the last site could barely handle a lawsuit

[El Diablo 4232]

On 2/27/2020 at 8:34 AM, EMAWesome said:

I'm stocking up on Lyme disease to go with the Coronavirus.

Find your beach!

[Armybrat 40850]

Well, the Getting Laid thread will probably go down first along with the travel forum.

[deadshank 24653]

The big question is: Do we have SEC recovery speed?

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Fake news

[Parliament 14260]

If it's gonna happen, today is the day. Those active thread in Bada Bing are rather brisk.  Hamsters working overtime.

[InkaUtexas 25977]

We had 1 thread. Then two. Now four. Thanks dammit. 

[Apep 645]

Can we have a major increase in our allotment of daily posrep for the duration of the pandemic? Until this past week I had never hit the cap. I'm hitting it every day.

[Parliament 14260]

Our economy and financial markets are being roiled by CV.  Adding to our pos rep allotments will only cause inflation.  

[Moby Ric 2058]

It's too late.  The board got the Kung Fru.  Errbody panic!!!!!!

[Anastasis 23475]

On 3/13/2020 at 11:35 AM, Apep said:

Can we have a major increase in our allotment of daily posrep for the duration of the pandemic? Until this past week I had never hit the cap. I'm hitting it every day.

Co-sign. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

On 3/1/2020 at 8:51 PM, Upgrayedd said:

Who’s got hand sanitizer?

We got 5 cases in the garage. The wife's co. hands them out as little logoed gifts to clients.

[Anastasis 23475]

On 3/13/2020 at 11:35 AM, Apep said:

Can we have a major increase in our allotment of daily posrep for the duration of the pandemic? Until this past week I had never hit the cap. I'm hitting it every day.

@immamac seriously. please. 

[immamac 42864]

bumped it to 30 for full members - people who have U in her B have 40 - certifiably surly has unlimited

[bernorange 8362]

Surlyhorns gonna set new records for circle jerkin'

[workswithseed 2112]

8 hours ago, bernorange said:

Surlyhorns gonna set new records for circle jerkin'

I can see it go wild in CR

[Armybrat 40850]

My member is full after checking on the whatever happened to Sarah Jean Underwood thread.

[Parliament 14260]

Checking in to say, "thank you" to the board mods. We made it through the worst and no crash. Got some "thread fragmentation" going in Bada Bing, but it's hardly a problem.

Also props to the non-CR posters. With a few exceptions the discourse has been informative and uplifting. And often irreverent.

[South Austin 52519]

On 3/1/2020 at 7:51 PM, Upgrayedd said:

Who’s got hand sanitizer?

Fuck that. I’m running dangerously low on hand lotion.

[BNB 100]

On 4/11/2020 at 8:41 AM, South Austin said:

Fuck that. I’m running dangerously low on hand lotion.

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