Kyler Murray - The Savior or Satan of OU Football

[LTtxfan 49170]

Please Arizona..... Don't pick Kyler.  If he falls 10-15 spots it would be Epic...... Like Aaron Rodgers and Brady Quinn drafts!!

 

[Moby Ric 2058]

If Kliffy picks Murray No 1 they will both be out of the NFL in 2 years.  My bold prediction.

[Tex Long 4384]

Didn't the Cards already say they were looking to sell tickets, didn't happen, so no Ewok for them?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Important info for kliffy n kryler

https://nypost.com/2019/04/24/putting-garlic-in-your-vagina-wont-cure-your-yeast-infection/

[oSuJeff97 3435]

On 4/22/2019 at 6:53 PM, MrPhlegm said:

Ook ook so now you are sucking sooner dick?

Sooner dick AND aggy dick, bof at de same time?



And you and your boy focker can share these mr sooner aggy dick sucking twatwaffle nincompoop.

Hey there's not need to drag Jade's delicious chili into this maelstrom.

[satyanash 14481]

there's something darkly funny about this article title now that it's known he won't be playing baseball for the A's

 

Edited April 25, 2019 by satyanash

[Machinator 32099]

[tx 3 putt 76905]

LuLz 

[MAUFRAIS 6623]

Can jalen hurts continue the streak of douchebag transfer ou scumbag heisman 1/1s?

[Constant 6731]

15 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Can jalen hurts continue the streak of douchebag transfer ou scumbag heisman 1/1s?

Checking in with Hurts...

 

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Gorn

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Good luck Kyler!

Here is an article that should help you in life...

https://thetakeout.com/doctor-tells-women-not-to-put-garlic-in-their-vaginas-1834301079

bitch.

[OrangEngr 1035]

13 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Please Arizona..... Don't pick Kyler.  If he falls 10-15 spots it would be Epic...... Like Aaron Rodgers and Brady Quinn drafts!!

 

Fuck you george lucas

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Suh needs to go to a bar and hone his midget toss skills.   

[ztejas 43418]

5 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

[Jshep34 2308]

Football looks huge in ewoks hands. Out of league in 5 years

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[Vic Mackey 47019]

[FondrenRoad 4378]

38 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Football looks huge in ewoks hands. Out of league in 5 years

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Yeah. Nothing against Kyler really, but 5'10" QBs who made their living by forcing defenses to collapse in because of their running threat haven't panned out too well in the NFL.  Especially those who clinch up after getting hit. Manziel 2.0. 

Murray ran for 1000 yards last year. Kingsbury ran for -114 in his senior year. This ain't the air raid QB Kliff is looking for.  This is a guy that beat college DEs and LBs to the corner, forcing college DBs to creep up and leave WRs open. The NFL is a faster game. 

[Eskimohorn 5633]

I'm not insanely biased. This board is not here for sooners or aggies to talk shit.
We welcome discussion from anyone. Shit talking doesn't last on anyone else's board. It shouldn't last here, either. Fuck Greg Focker. Mouth breathing fuckstick. I'm sure he can barely even spell "OU."

O before U except after Poo

[Moby Ric 2058]

2 years.

[Constant 6731]

Good decision. It would have taken him years (and some luck) to make that money in baseball. 

[Atticus 3973]

8 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

Yeah. Nothing against Kyler really, but 5'10" QBs who made their living by forcing defenses to collapse in because of their running threat haven't panned out too well in the NFL.  Especially those who clinch up after getting hit. Manziel 2.0. 

Murray ran for 1000 yards last year. Kingsbury ran for -114 in his senior year. This ain't the air raid QB Kliff is looking for.  This is a guy that beat college DEs and LBs to the corner, forcing college DBs to creep up and leave WRs open. The NFL is a faster game. 

I'm gonna go ahead and say you've never seen Kyler Murray play. He wasn't even this guy in HS.

If he weren't a bitch, pussy, and 5'9-5'10 with t-rex arms, then he'd have no doubts about his future potential. He'd be pretty dangerous even if he didn't run a 4.3-4.4.

[Tex Long 4384]

9 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

The "Gatsby" line came from his agent and handlers, trying to come up with a reason why an ewok would show up to the Draft Day show wearing a pink suit with a $4500 price tag on the sleeve. 

At least they got the tag off. Bright side, and all.

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Constant 6731]

Made the right choice financially. Would have taken him years, a lot of development, and even more luck to earn that in baseball. 

[Tex Long 4384]

How's that compare with Johnny Football's deal?

[pops 6983]

On 4/25/2019 at 5:25 PM, Machinator said:

My dick would look huge in his hands. 

[Twizzler 161]

17 minutes ago, pops said:

My dick would look huge in his hands. 

Uh... sorry?

[Vic Mackey 47019]

My dick would look huge in his hands. 

Is this what you think about when you look at men?

[ChiTownDoc 21151]

11 hours ago, Constant said:

Made the right choice financially. Would have taken him years, a lot of development, and even more luck to earn that in baseball. 

Not to mention even if he flames out in fb, someone will give him another couple million to try bb anyway.  

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

11 hours ago, Constant said:

Made the right choice financially. Would have taken him years, a lot of development, and even more luck to earn that in baseball. 

It worked out for him, certainly - good for him. That doesn't mean that it was wise to even play football last fall with $4+ million guaranteed in baseball. The odds last summer that he would avoid injury, win the Heisman and go 1-1 weren't great. It was very improbable. 

Now, after the season he had, the decision made sense. 

Edited May 10, 2019 by Hank Chinaski

[Tex Long 4384]

3 hours ago, pops said:

My dick would look huge in his hands. 

This may well be true, but (a) it's not information I wish to have and (b) you might want to rethink announcing the comparison.

[Boogaloo 268]

Damn I wish Earl was still in the Seahawks backfield , he would have had a field day twice a year against Murray

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

59 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Not to mention even if he flames out in fb, someone will give him another couple million to try bb anyway.  

that doesn't seem likely, he'd be in his late 20s

[Gene Parmesan 4005]

33 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

This may well be true, but (a) it's not information I wish to have and (b) you might want to rethink announcing the comparison.

What about how big his hands would look holding Murray's dick?

[ChiTownDoc 21151]

4 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

that doesn't seem likely, he'd be in his late 20s

By flames out I mean he is out of the league in 2-3 years.  I still think a bb team would sign him to a decent contract at that point.  

[ChiTownDoc 21151]

Dick holding talk not going away.  

[Deej 76759]

4 hours ago, pops said:

My dick would look huge in his hands. 

[Tex Long 4384]

1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

What about how big his hands would look holding Murray's dick?

PM Subliminal

[pops 6983]

Geez... Last time I checked surly was a place you could make fun of kylers tiny little midget hands in a self deprecating manner (I mean look how gigantic that football looks in his hands). I must have stumbled onto a different site. 

Noted. 

[MAUFRAIS 6623]

I guess.

[Tex Long 4384]

40 minutes ago, pops said:

Geez... Last time I checked surly was a place you could make fun of kylers tiny little midget hands in a self deprecating manner (I mean look how gigantic that football looks in his hands). I must have stumbled onto a different site. 

Noted. 

Apparently insufficiently self-deprecating?

How's about, oh, I dunno, maybe...

Quote

If my hands were that small, I'd have selfies all over PornHub labeled "Both hands, and the tip left over!"

 

[deft 6844]

Dick holding talk not going away.  

It is a thread about a sooner.

[ChiTownDoc 21151]

2 minutes ago, deft said:

It is a thread about a sooner.

All the more shocking that I didn’t make that terrible ‘joke’.  

[Thetexashammer 1062]

13 hours ago, pops said:

My dick would look huge in his hands. 

It's OK. You're in the trust tree.

[Scholz 11941]

I see the little bitch was limping around after his first NFL practice because he was wearing the “wrong cleats”. What are the odds.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2029]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

I see the little bitch was limping around after his first NFL practice because he was wearing the “wrong cleats”. What are the odds.

Lots of sand in Arizona. Looks like it’s in the vagina early on 

[Eskimohorn 5633]

I see the little bitch was limping around after his first NFL practice because he was wearing the “wrong cleats”. What are the odds.

They give him a Men’s 8, rather than his usual Boy’s 8. Gave him blisters.

[Augustus 3061]

Local sports radio here in Phoenix-metro is refreshingly not terrible.

The consensus seems to be that, while acknowledging the Kingsbury/Murray deal is a huge experiment and could blow up spectacularly, Murray is gonna put a jolt in the fan base and will likely succeed in the NFL.  

Personally, I'm hoping Kingsbury wrecks shop and changes the way the game is played throughout the league.  As long as I've been watching football, innovation tends to happen at the collegiate level and then eventually makes its way up to the pro's.  I swear, the NFL makes Ronald Reagan look like a utopia-hyping progressive, they're so damned paralyzed by conservative mindset.

Whether he can accomplish that with Murray is intriguing.  He's supremely talented, but he's significantly shorter than 5-10 and he doesn't have leadership/alpha personality that a guy like Mayfield has.

Whatever, it'll be fun to watch.