Kyler Murray - The Savior or Satan of OU Football

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

most likely this guy - and it's clearly a mistake in that chaos. 

 

[52-80 19147]

evades NFL linebackers

cant dodge slap from 50 year old man

[cochamps 1879]

Take the slap, pussy.

[Dnaguy 11920]

He’s a little bitch…..

But this made me laugh.

 

[Pimphand 5733]

11 hours ago, Modessit said:

 

What do you tell an ewok with two black eyes?

[Bigbend1812 12915]

 

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Thoughts and prayers as kyler goes through this difficult time. I heard he wasn’t a big fan of the new call of duty map so when it rains it pours. Who cares if his team won

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

10 hours ago, Victor Lazlo said:

For fuck’s sake, Ewok is coming in there swinging violently to slap hands, everybody else is trying to get in on it, and he catches one in the face.

Boo hoo.

Yea no kidding.  You kind of just take that risk by interacting with the fans like that.  Especially on the rod. 

[TexArcher 37767]

So you scored a touchdown then stuck your face into a mix of your fans and, um, Raiders fans?  And all you got was a slap?  Go buy a lottery ticket, you miniature idiot.

[Scholz 11938]

6 hours ago, cochamps said:

Take the slap, pussy.

/Thread

[Horn Dog 9816]

11 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

 

 

 

 

[ChiTownDoc 21143]

12 hours ago, TexArcher said:

So you scored a touchdown then stuck your face into a mix of your fans and, um, Raiders fans?  And all you got was a slap?  Go buy a lottery ticket, you miniature idiot.

I mean he already won the lottery…but yeah, these LV Raiders aren’t the Oakland Raiders.  Fucker would be in the ICU.  

[MAUFRAIS 6619]

Who’s he look like? Haley Joel Osment?

[MAUFRAIS 6619]

Yeah I think that’s it.

[TexArcher 37767]

I see fat people...  They're everywhere...

[NTVTXN 1432]

On 9/20/2022 at 6:44 AM, Pimphand said:

What do you tell an ewok with two black eyes?

Nothing. You’ve already told him twice. (Did I do that right?)

[52-80 19147]

okay so its news to me that this little midget is apparently a cousin of devin duvernay?

[pacman 7355]

Guy tries to slap his shoulder pads, Kyler slides a bit to the left and gets hit in the face.

/end story

 

[Pimphand 5733]

9 hours ago, NTVTXN said:

Nothing. You’ve already told him twice. (Did I do that right?)

Aye

[deft 6837]

Time to get slapped again

[BERT 4358]

Is that a woman’s pant suit? 

[Tex Long 4383]

24 minutes ago, BERT said:

Is that a woman’s pant suit? 

Betcha. Wonder if he cries himself to sleep most nights, trying to figure out why nobody even likes him, much less loves him, even though he pays for everything. 

Edited October 10, 2022 by Tex Long

[SHOOTER12 8800]

1 hour ago, deft said:

Time to get slapped again

Kylers a Limey?

[Lhorn 4911]

What a fucking dork. 

[Pimphand 5733]

3 hours ago, deft said:

Time to get slapped again

No wonder why ewok slid short of the first down on that last drive. Hillary needs to give him some advice on color selection.

[Modessit 5598]

Nice 2" heel.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

Magically Delicious!

[Bigbend1812 12915]

[52-80 19147]

6 hours ago, BERT said:

Is that a woman’s pant suit? 

It's European.  It's a European cut.

 

[EastTexan 662]

1 hour ago, Modessit said:

Nice 2" heel.

maybe a little more than 2" and soles too.

[Deej 76755]

Same color, same size.

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

[52-80 19147]

okay call me crazy but rookie pranks aren't supposed to carry into a players 4th year in the league

[purplepride95 6890]

[Eskimohorn 5630]

Besides the green, the pleats cant be a thing anymore and fit looks off the rack

[nnm 36349]

 

[89Horn 1514]

6 hours ago, 52-80 said:

okay call me crazy but rookie pranks aren't supposed to carry into a players 4th year in the league

Maybe this is what he had to do for a lost bet on the TX/OU game. Edit:  With the further thought being, burnt orange looks good.  He needs to wear something that looks really bad if he loses.

Edited October 10, 2022 by 89Horn

[Lymanward 55]

15 hours ago, deft said:

Time to get slapped again

Jetted pockets for extra sass

[Deej 76755]

The new Kyler Murray Collection, only at Ross. 

 

 

[Vic Mackey 47012]

 

These are funny stats and yes, I know the stat is highly exaggerated to make a point. But this kind of gives him an out as to why he struggles. He just isn't that good at this level. At Allen and OU, they simply just had more talent at every position. More power and speed most weeks. It was a perfect storm. He had WRs running wide open constantly. He could also outrun so many defenders.

That shit isn't going to work long term in the NFL. You will never outalent teams week to week. They built the league to be as close as they can talent wise. He's no longer facing minimal talent on the other side of the ball. Every single guy out there, even the bottom of the roster guys are good at football.

The playoff game last year shows how limited he is.

[Brothahorn 10087]

15 hours ago, BERT said:

Is that a woman’s pant suit? 

It's called a women's power suit, these days. It's what she wears when she wants to be taken serious. It also keeps men from looking up Hilary and Kyler skirts.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

27 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

It's called a women's power suit, these days. It's what she wears when she wants to be taken serious. It also keeps men from looking up Hilary and Kyler skirts.

[52-80 19147]

36 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

It's called a women's power suit, these days. It's what she wears when she wants to be taken serious. It also keeps men from looking up Hilary and Kyler skirts.

Kyler Murray does not buy women's clothes. He would not make that mistake again.

[Texzilla58 4731]

The dude next to him is wearing some kind of hayseed chic barnyard shirt.

Kyler is also sporting a pink iPhone

[Vic Mackey 47012]

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[SHOOTER12 8800]

On 10/10/2022 at 2:56 PM, Lymanward said:

Jetted pockets for extra sass

Just noticed the 2 guys in the background laughing at him. 

[LTtxfan 49144]

TAKE THE LOSS PUSSY !!! 

 

[Pimphand 5733]

Ewok wiiiiiiins!

[Pimphand 5733]

Satan's Ewok pissed at coach bro

http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=34842844