Manscaping

[elfenix 34331]

How do I tame my ass hair to prevent assfro and the dreaded back treasure trail? Is the lawnmower any good? I have a bodygroom and hate it because I have the wrinkly dangly bag of an octogenarian. I'll hang up and listen.

[deadshank 24653]

What does your boyfriend use?  Salad tongs?

[elfenix 34331]

50 minutes ago, deadshank said:

What does your boyfriend use?  Salad tongs?

he's a bear, completely au natural. 

[BBQ2Bayou 807]

Trim with scissors once then use one of these every day in the shower. No cream needed but can lather with whatever soap you're using. Very serious post. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

26 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

Trim with scissors once then use one of these every day in the shower. No cream needed but can lather with whatever soap you're using. Very serious post. 

For the op I would suggest whatever Sandusky's favorite soap is. 

[Jkwellborn 6727]

What does your boyfriend use?  Salet tongs?

Fixed it.

[Gucci_Suit 2655]

I once did the male Brazilian at a wax joint in Austin. Mostly because it’s really hard to shave the area around your corn shoot. 

Results were great, but it was 2 years ago and I haven’t done it since. Next level pain and awkwardness. Best thing is that you only have to wipe once after dumping. Wife liked it too. That’s great. But the pain. And one-sided nudity. Not awesome. 

[Errestaurants 2570]

1 hour ago, Gucci_Suit said:

I once did the male Brazilian at a wax joint in Austin. Mostly because it’s really hard to shave the area around your corn shoot. 

Results were great, but it was 2 years ago and I haven’t done it since. Next level pain and awkwardness. Best thing is that you only have to wipe once after dumping. Wife liked it too. That’s great. But the pain. And one-sided nudity. Not awesome. 

Gawd Damn this place is so fucking weird. Play on Playa

[NeverMarryAStripper 21920]

I once had my eyebrows waxed and it made me cry. I’m not letting anyone near my junk with that stuff

[Whatever 700]

I used to manscape but now am all natural. Fuck it, I’m old and don’t give a shit anymore. My wife still wants my D so whatever.

And if she’s getting other D on the side good for her. As long as I can get mine I’m good.


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[ztejas 43529]

1 minute ago, Whatever said:

I used to manscape but now am all natural. Fuck it, I’m old and don’t give a shit anymore. My wife still wants my D so whatever.

And if she’s getting other D on the side good for her. As long as I can get mine I’m good.


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Am I just tripping balls or is there/was there another prominent poster with this same avatar pic? I havent been here in months so maybe I'm just making shit up.

[Js1 85547]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I once had my eyebrows waxed and it made me cry. I’m not letting anyone near my junk with that stuff

Try threading. You’ll cry like a little girl 

[Hate 20140]

Why would you want to shave your butthole?  You dirty.

[Whatever 700]

Am I just tripping balls or is there/was there another prominent poster with this same avatar pic? I havent been here in months so maybe I'm just making shit up.

Not sure, but it’s been my avatar since the beginning of Surly.


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[BearSchlong 8110]

Just be careful, nothing worse than accidentally nicking your taint or ballsack.

[Prepuce of Doom 21102]

Thanks for the tip, @BareSchlong

[Jkwellborn 6727]

Thanks for the tip @BareSchlong

Just to see how it feels.

Phrasing.

[Js1 85547]

Threads about manscaping and pedicures? I love this site a lot more 

[elfenix 34331]

On 2/28/2020 at 8:40 PM, Hate said:

Why would you want to shave your butthole?  You dirty.

i didn't say shave.  i just want it tamed.  sometimes that stuff braids itself together. 

[Alex Karev 1031]

Try Hair spray and a Bic Lighter.

[Kennythetiger 9441]

I thought that was for crabs. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11820]

23 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I thought that was for crabs. 

Maybe so, but Flaming Dingleberries is a fantastic band name.

[El Diablo 4232]

Male barber trimmed some of my chest hairs a couple weeks back while I was in the shop for a haircut. Without asking. I didn't notice it until the next day. MF'er.

[Jkwellborn 6727]

How do you not notice someone cutting your chest hair? Did you take your shirt off and take some roofies?

[Jkwellborn 6727]

Double shot

[skeeter 454]

[Alex Karev 1031]

On 3/2/2020 at 9:16 PM, Kennythetiger said:

I thought that was for crabs. 

It is, but it will remove hair also.

So I've been told...from a friend.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1399]

Seems to me a hairy asshole helps keep things from crawling/flying up your ass.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2739]

Trim with scissors once then use one of these every day in the shower. No cream needed but can lather with whatever soap you're using. Very serious post. 

Every day? Nah.....just nah.

[RPM 26342]

On 3/2/2020 at 7:20 PM, Alex Karev said:

Try Hair spray and a Bic Lighter.

Just wait until you have to fart. No hairspray needed.