The Masters Tournament 2020

[pops 6980]

Ok.... In two sentences, wie is now the worst golf announcer of all time. I'd rather listen to azinger. 

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

10 minutes ago, pops said:

Ok.... In two sentences, wie is now the worst golf announcer of all time. I'd rather listen to azinger. 

She seems stiff but she's not even close to being as bad as Azinger. That guy sucks. 

[StruggleBus 3922]

Phil is gonna shoot 80 today. I can just feel it. 

[ztejas 43411]

26 minutes ago, pops said:

Wow. The fake Michele wie is actually better at speaking than the real Michele wie

Michele sounds sexually frustrated. Someone should give her my number.

Edited November 12, 2020 by ztejas

[pops 6980]

11 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

She seems stiff but she's not even close to being as bad as Azinger. That guy sucks. 

I hate azinger. But wie is dumber than a bag of hair. I thought someone was getting a make a wish granted when I first heard her talk. 

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

Is she on the broadcast?  Haven't heard her yet.

[StruggleBus 3922]

Just now, pops said:

I hate azinger. But wie is dumber than a bag of hair. I thought someone was getting a make a wish granted when I first heard her talk. 

The biggest problem is that she sound literally retarded

[4th&Five 41511]

[pops 6980]

6 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Is she on the broadcast?  Haven't heard her yet.

She is on the rham group. 

[LTtxfan 49144]

34 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Phil is gonna shoot 80 today. I can just feel it. 

[LTtxfan 49144]

38 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Phil is gonna shoot 80 today. I can just feel it. 

Since Phil's in the afternoon group, hopefully he won't shoot 80 today...  maybe he shoots a 54 thru 12 holes...  😁

[Wally Fairway 5541]

How many holes to the late tee times get in today? may 12 -13 holes at best?
Sunset is 5:38, and sunrise isn't until 6:57am tomorrow, unless something happens to get them to play faster I'm guessing there are guy finishing their 2nd round Saturday morning.
And that would be great, Phil could just head over to the Game Day set and instead of picking winners with the hosts he could hang out with the Bear and give picks against the spread 

[markstanco 12571]

52 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Phil could just head over to the Game Day set and instead of picking winners with the hosts he could hang out with the Bear and give picks against the spread 

I was trying to figure out what this meant.  Looked it up and yep, the pre-game college football show is at a professional golf tournament.  jumpedtheshark.jpg

[LonghornSean 3989]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Michele sounds sexually frustrated. Someone should give her my number.

She popped out Jerry West's grandkid in June.

 

And yes, not a good broadcaster thus far.

Edited November 12, 2020 by LonghornSean

[LTtxfan 49144]

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

How many holes to the late tee times get in today? may 12 -13 holes at best?
Sunset is 5:38, and sunrise isn't until 6:57am tomorrow, unless something happens to get them to play faster I'm guessing there are guy finishing their 2nd round Saturday morning.
And that would be great, Phil could just head over to the Game Day set and instead of picking winners with the hosts he could hang out with the Bear and give picks against the spread 

Since Phil is out late today, he'll be in the early group for Round 2.  So unless some kinda delay tomorrow, Phil will be done with the first 36 holes on Friday.

Phil would be great picking games with Bear on GameDay...   😁

[ztejas 43411]

47 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

She popped out Jerry West's grandkid in June.

 

And yes, not a good broadcaster thus far.

That kid is going to be really good at... something.

[4th&Five 41511]

Fritelli misses an ace on 16 by an inch.

[ztejas 43411]

Waiting to see how Rory misses this Eagle putt. Going to say 4 inches left - 2 feet past the hole.

[ztejas 43411]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Waiting to see how Rory misses this Eagle putt. Going to say 4 inches left - 2 feet past the hole.

Almost nailed it. Maybe 10 inches left - 6 in past.

[4th and 5 4914]

Been watching on PC, laptop and big TV at the office all day

One of the best 4 days of my entire life was attending all 4 days of the 2016 Masters with my bride. Danny Fucking Willett

We gotta get back somehow.

[Trey3216 15344]

2 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

Been watching on PC, laptop and big TV at the office all day

One of the best 4 days of my entire life was attending all 4 days of the 2016 Masters with my bride. Danny Fucking Willett

We gotta get back somehow.

Danny Willett is your wife??

[conVINCEd 21469]

20 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Danny Willett is your wife??

NTTAWWT.

[pops 6980]

3 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

Been watching on PC, laptop and big TV at the office all day

One of the best 4 days of my entire life was attending all 4 days of the 2016 Masters with my bride. Danny Fucking Willett

We gotta get back somehow.

Did you doo doo at the masters?

[Blotto 23488]

4 hours ago, pops said:

Did you doo doo at the masters?

On Danny Willett's chest apparently

[TonyTexas 10506]

PSA: ESPN will be broadcasting the completion of round 1 beginning at 6:30 CST

[LTtxfan 49144]

Hope the greens start getting faster... Augusta lifted her skirt up much too easily yesterday

[LTtxfan 49144]

 

[LTtxfan 49144]

35 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Hope the greens start getting faster... Augusta lifted her skirt up much too easily yesterday

Already seeing more speed on the greens today. 

Hope the Round 2 hole positions are brutal... may see some of these guys start having a few 3 putts... 😁

[Mileslong 4728]

Course is still really soft this morning, rained last night. These greens have to be lightning fast to really be Augusta.

They will probably set a record with the lowest score cut line ever. Master just isn’t as fun with Jordan no longer relevant and a douche bag like Bryson capturing all the attention.

It’s like having Mayfield or Manziel battling it out while Colt misses the cut again.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4768]

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

Rory's game is melting down. 

[ztejas 43411]

 

3 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Rory's game is melting down. 

He needs a new caddy yesterday. Diamond does nothing. He might as well carry his own fucking clubs.

Edited November 13, 2020 by ztejas

[TonyTexas 10506]

[TonyTexas 10506]

36 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Course is still really soft this morning, rained last night. These greens have to be lightning fast to really be Augusta.

They will probably set a record with the lowest score cut line ever. Master just isn’t as fun with Jordan no longer relevant and a douche bag like Bryson capturing all the attention.

It’s like having Mayfield or Manziel battling it out while Colt misses the cut again.

Post belongs in the unpopular opinions thread

[Mileslong 4728]

Post belongs in the unpopular opinions thread

What’s so unpopular about this post?

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

He needs a new caddy yesterday. Diamond does nothing. He might as well carry his own fucking clubs.

I came to post this 

[ztejas 43411]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I came to post this 

I've posted it before on here. Maybe in last year's PGA thread. 

[TonyTexas 10506]

6 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

What’s so unpopular about this post?

The Masters is always fun. Root for Frittelli instead of Spieth. DJ, Thomas, Rose and Tiger all in the top 10. Hardly Mayfield and Manziel

Edited November 13, 2020 by TonyTexas

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

The Masters is always fun. Root for Frittelli. DJ, Thomas, Rose and Tiger all in the top 10. Hardly Mayfield and Manziel

Exactly. 

I want to see Rose take it home. 

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

And even if BDC has a lead going into the back 9 on Sunday, the prospect of him imploding is glorious indeed. It's a tournament and golf course that doesn't give a fuck who has the hype, who has the lead. 

[Mileslong 4728]

The Masters is always fun. Root for Frittelli instead of Spieth. DJ, Thomas, Rose and Tiger all in the top 10. Hardly Mayfield and Manziel

I get your point and I’ll pull for certain other players now. My point was mainly focused on Bryson being near the top. I like 90% of the players. The top three I don’t happen to be some of the best players these days unfortunately. Bryson, brooks and reed.

[ztejas 43411]

5 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

My point was mainly focused on Bryson being near the top

I would try and get used to it.

[DCA_HORN 725]

Don't let the BDC media nonsense fool you. Hes the Nuke LaLoosh of golf. He still has only one round under 70 at augusta. He's not reinventing the game. Enjoy this glorious weekend like it should be. The suns out, the underground fans will be switched on once the final group finishes up. Nothing is fucked here.

[TonyTexas 10506]

Bryson is kinda like Barry Bonds. Both are assholes but you still like to watch them mash. 

[Hate 20106]

Exactly. 
I want to see Rose take it home. 

I can never cheer for a Euro just because of Ryder Cup feelings, but I don’t really hate Paul Casey. It wouldn’t make me throw up in my mouth if he did win. As far as who I am actually cheering for since Spieth isn’t going to be there, I’d love to see Tiger go back to back again and tie Jack with 6.

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

It’s nice to see the fritellis have representation At the masters. I wonder if they ever got any of one eyed willies treasure 

[ztejas 43411]

If Frittelli wins I'll post a video of myself eating a pinecone.

Edited November 13, 2020 by ztejas

[Hate 20106]

If Frittelli wins I'll post a video of myself eating a pinecone.

I believe that Futureman has already set the bar as far as bets, so you’ll have to change that to putting the pine cone up your butt on live video.

[markstanco 12571]

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If Frittelli wins I'll post a video of myself eating a pinecone.

Now I want him to win. 

[ztejas 43411]

DJ saying his favorite part about the Masters is the sandwiches may be one of the best Masters quotes ever. I died when I heard that clip on the radio. He's such a meathead jock that happens to be otherworldly talented at an extremely sophisticated game.