The Masters Tournament 2020

[phdhorn 6224]

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

He played on the same team as Jordan???

I sense sarcasm. 

If so, my sarcasm meter hasn't been tuned up in a while, but then again this is Surly.

Numerous question marks out back shoulda told me.

[Sbbruin 21829]

Dustin dropping darts.  It’s over.

Yeah, no Spieth meltdown for him

[hookem48 4687]

Dustin behind the trees for a little blow

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

JT jumps Dylan 

[hookem48 4687]

DJ laying up on 13 and 15, didn't see that coming

[hookem48 4687]

why the fuck is the hole on top of the hill on 16?

[Jive Turkey 12594]

6 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

DJ laying up on 13 and 15, didn't see that coming

And birdied both. Damn. Wedge game is on. 

[Jive Turkey 12594]

5 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

why the fuck is the hole on top of the hill on 16?

I wonder if that was because there are no fans. With the pin on the lower tier, fans go apeshit when balls come down the hill with the potential of an ace. And that reverberates around the course. But since there aren’t fans, maybe they said fuck it. 

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

No Dylan 

[hookem48 4687]

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

I wonder if that was because there are no fans. With the pin on the lower tier, fans go apeshit when balls come down the hill with the potential of an ace. And that reverberates around the course. But since there aren’t fans, maybe they said fuck it. 

I figured it was still too wet down there, idk

[hookem48 4687]

5 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

And birdied both. Damn. Wedge game is on. 

I said he'd go -2 on those holes but not like that.

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7 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

I figured it was still too wet down there, idk

That's what I would guess. Profile conditions of the greens are just totally different now than in April. And traditional Sunday pin is in the natural drainage area. 

[hookem48 4687]

Just now, pops said:

That's what I would guess. Profile conditions of the greens are just totally different now than in April. And traditional Sunday pin is in the natural drainage area. 

16 is the only hole that hasn't been in the traditional spot I think

[clapclapclap 9000]

Didn't get to watch the whole tourney, did Catfish Smith ever do some noodling in Rae's Creek?

[hookem48 4687]

If Jack would have had Raymond Floyd's game around the greens he'd have won 25-30 majors.

[C-Man 27187]

This Masters is boring AF

[hookem48 4687]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

This Masters is boring AF

seriously, no drama and no crowd

[ztejas 43411]

39 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Dustin dropping darts.  It’s over.

It was over when he birdied 6.

[hookem48 4687]

worst thing about this year's Masters was no crowd to see Tiger shoot 10 on 12.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

10 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Didn't get to watch the whole tourney, did Catfish Smith ever do some noodling in Rae's Creek?

With the fish in Australia, I doubt noodling is a thing. 

[ztejas 43411]

At this point if you're still watching it's just to see how stanky of a piss DJ is going to take on the scoring record.

[hookem48 4687]

Spieth in a maroon shirt, deserved #1

[hookem48 4687]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

At this point if you're still watching it's just to see how stanky of a piss DJ is going to take on the scoring record.

yep, fuck this year's Masters

[hookem48 4687]

the next thing I want to hear about golf is Spieth firing his swing coach

[hookem48 4687]

slice it dustin

[ztejas 43411]

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

yep, fuck this year's Masters

The trophy doesnt deserve an asterisk but the scoring certainly does.

[ztejas 43411]

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

the next thing I want to hear about golf is Spieth firing his swing coach

Rory getting an actual caddie would be cool, too.

[hookem48 4687]

4 rounds in the 60s and loose by 5

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Tip of the cap Cam 

[Jive Turkey 12594]

DJ could easily go back to back here. Would you bet against him?

[Jive Turkey 12594]

What’s Nantz’s cheesy line gonna be? “Dustin Time at Augusta!”

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Dustin’s wife would get it 

[Incredulity 11652]

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

What’s Nantz’s cheesy line gonna be? “Dustin Time at Augusta!”

“Strippers and blow on the menu!”

[VirginiaLonghorn 4768]

Did I understand that Wayne effin’ Gretzky is in Augusta but couldn’t get on the course because of COVID admission rule?

[LTtxfan 49144]

2 hours ago, hookem48 said:

god damnit DJ's going to shoot -20

 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

See ya in six months.  

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Dude tears in the eyes. I can dig it.  Congrats DJ

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3 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Did I understand that Wayne effin’ Gretzky is in Augusta but couldn’t get on the course because of COVID admission rule?

1 guest per player and members only. Not even the great one gets an exception 

[pops 6980]

Fuck you bubba. No one likes you. Get off my screen. 

[Dewey 3286]

Paulina ready for some bobsledding

[Pam Cummings 9639]

👏👏 nothing pure respect for DJ, now that he's done this i'd be very worried about him reeling off a few.

[Aqua Buddha 14582]

Is she wearing a track suit?  
 

Trash.

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1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

👏👏 nothing pure respect for DJ, now that he's done this i'd be very worried about him reeling off a few

If you mean lines off Paulina's tits in about an hour then yes, I agree! 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4768]

3 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Paulina ready for some bobsledding

... gonna bobsled a Johnson tonight.

[LTtxfan 49144]

2 hours ago, hookem48 said:

god damnit DJ's going to shoot -20

                    "IT'S THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!!"

 

[Jive Turkey 12594]

Scottie’s caddy reppin the Stars. 

 

[StruggleBus 3922]

13 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Is she wearing a track suit?  
 

Trash.

[Jive Turkey 12594]

New page 

[Zeus 6013]

4 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Dustin Johnson already beginning his patented collapse 

*Sobs*

F

*Sobs*

Fuck you man

[Jive Turkey 12594]