What would you do if the US Treasury sent you $1,000

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Shit I was thinking about getting a dog house built.    Anyone want to judge me and tell me if I can or cannot afford that? 

[Somnio 751]

All of Surly should pool our stimulus money together and do something world changing.

Think big, guys!

[Jkwellborn 7049]

All of Surly should pool our stimulus money together and do something world changing.
Think big, guys!

So which instahoes are we gonna buy?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

8 minutes ago, Somnio said:

All of Surly should pool our stimulus money together and do something world changing.

Think big, guys!

Build a huge Surly pergola ?

[texhorn 356]

This.
 
Or new stereo speakers.

Guitar fund.

[MissingInAction 25568]

24 minutes ago, Somnio said:

All of Surly should pool our stimulus money together and do something world changing.

Think big, guys!

Get Milana Vayntrub to show us her major league yaboos.. for the children of course.

[Wally Fairway 5677]

23 minutes ago, Somnio said:

All of Surly should pool our stimulus money together and do something world changing.

Think big, guys!

3 girls

[SDG 3336]

If the strip clubs ever open back up I'm gonna go make it rain.  I don't think I'm getting a stimulus check but did get a surprise today when my student loan payment wasn't auto deducted from my account.  I went online to see the issue and my loans were put in forbearance until October.  That's $1,700 extra dollars per month until October...

[Iceman 2978]

7 minutes ago, SDG said:

If the strip clubs ever open back up I'm gonna go make it rain.  I don't think I'm getting a stimulus check but did get a surprise today when my student loan payment wasn't auto deducted from my account.  I went online to see the issue and my loans were put in forbearance until October.  That's $1,700 extra dollars per month until October...

is the interest on hold, as well?

( seriously asking)

[SDG 3336]

Just now, Iceman said:

is the interest on hold, as well?

( seriously asking)

Yeah; interest is reset to 0% until October.  

[Iceman 2978]

sweet.   That'll help folks.

 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

24 minutes ago, SDG said:

Yeah; interest is reset to 0% until October.  

Got the same email.  With that money and the stimulus and all yalls refinances we goin to the Sizzler baby (when it reopens of course)

[TexasEd 8267]

whoo hoo, I've got 3 kids under 17, that's an extra $500 each.  

[Somnio 751]

12 hours ago, Somnio said:

All of Surly should pool our stimulus money together and do something world changing.

Think big, guys!

Two words:  Surly's Cantina

[Iceman 2978]

10 hours ago, TexasEd said:

whoo hoo, I've got 3 kids under 17, that's an extra $500 each.  

That's not going to offset the funeral costs after you've been cooped up with them for 3 months straight and no trips to Grandma's.

[LTtxfan 50026]

18 minutes ago, Somnio said:

Two words:  Surly's Cantina

 

Two words:  GLOBAL WARMING...

 

[Trey3216 15452]

On 3/25/2020 at 7:44 PM, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I am not getting shit. 

If I were, I would put it in my Robin Hood account.  That shit is addicting.

Get a better acct. RobinHood is a shitty platform for millennial newbs 

[Trey3216 15452]

21 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

That's a boatload of rivets.

And you should find one of those novelty penny smasher things like at Six Flags and smash them all first to make it a little more scale-like.

But then you gotta pay a dollar for each penny 

[Hawndoh 2409]

Not if you use part of the money to buy your own penny smashing machine. Then you could also smash them with your own custom design.

[boknowstecmo 221]

5 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

Not if you use part of the money to buy your own penny smashing machine. Then you could also smash them with your own custom design.

And then charge other people a dollar for your custom designed penny. 

[El Diablo 4232]

15 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Build a huge Surly pergola ?

If the Cloak Room is any indicator we will not all fit under one roof.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

If the Cloak Room is any indicator we will not all fit under one roof.

Internment  re education, camps for the reprehensible ones.

[Js1 87225]

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

If the Cloak Room is any indicator we will not all fit under one roof.

Oh I thought it was Bc we are all getting fat from quarantine 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh I thought it was Bc we are all getting fat from quarantine 

That and we're all bringing our smoking hot wives and genius children.

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Internment  re education, camps for the reprehensible ones.

Ah.  Good.  "The beatings will continue until morale improves you shut your fucking face hole."

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

For the 20% of Americans without direct deposit from IRS:

According to The Washington Post, which has reviewed a timetable from the IRS, stimulus checks first will be sent to taxpayers with the lowest income:

April 24: Less than $10,000

May 1: $10,0001 - $20,000

May 15: $20,001 - $40,000

May - September: checks sent in order from lowest income to highest income based on 2018 or 2019 tax information

September 4: remaining checks sent

September 11: checks sent to those who didn’t provide information to IRS

[MNLonghornFUKM 8985]

I don’t know what OB means but is it worth the almost extra 12 grand? I’ll be getting $3400 from the govt so I feel if I trickle that down to about 9 grand more for OB I feel it’s the right move

[Hawndoh 2409]

Out Board motor. OB

[El Diablo 4232]

Yeah, you don't want the OB. Go IB/OD.

[aggie08 21841]

2 hours ago, El Diablo said:

If the Cloak Room is any indicator we will not all fit under one roof.

That depends.  Can pieces of the roof be broken off and chiseled into sharp points?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8985]

Yeah, you don't want the OB. Go IB/OD.

Gotcha. Thanks!

[Gene Parmesan 4069]

IDK maintenance costs on the OB will be a lot lower in the long run.  That is something to think about as you finance your new toy for a 30 year note.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8985]

IDK maintenance costs on the OB will be a lot lower in the long run.  That is something to think about as you finance your new toy for a 30 year note.

Great. Now I’m conflicted.

[Gene Parmesan 4069]

14 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Great. Now I’m conflicted.

Get the IO and take the savings and buy a new truck.  That is how you maximize your 3400.  

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

16 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Great. Now I’m conflicted.

I've always been Onboard with outboards. Less expensive to work on, fewer maintanance issues over time than inboards or inboard-outboards.

[Hawndoh 2409]

I don't know boats, but wouldn't you get a little more interior space with the outboard?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8985]

Get the IO and take the savings and buy a new truck.  That is how you maximize your 3400.  

True. And a trailer

[Sleep off ugly 279]

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I've always been Onboard with outboards. Less expensive to work on, fewer maintanance issues over time than inboards or inboard-outboards.

Are you Onboard with using some of the dollars for a money making penny smashing machine and with said profits buying a bigger inboard-outboard?

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

True. And a trailer

And your definitely need a pergola to park it under.  

[El Diablo 4232]

I'll throw in a few of my own dollars if it'll help us get a scripper pole up under that pergola. Lots of them gals need our support.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

12 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

I'll throw in a few of my own dollars if it'll help us get a scripper pole up under that pergola. Lots of them gals need our support.

Somethin's gotta holds up the roof......

[fattyflattie 4640]

3 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I've always been Onboard with outboards. Less expensive to work on, fewer maintanance issues over time than inboards or inboard-outboards.

Yes, boats should either OB(s) or real inboard(s).  I/O is bleh.  

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 minute ago, fattyflattie said:

Yes, boats should either OB(s) or real inboard(s).  I/O is bleh.  

Yep, preferably twin Chevy small blocks.

[MissingInAction 25568]

2020 'Rona Engine talk not going away.

[Trey3216 15452]

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

I'll throw in a few of my own dollars if it'll help us get a scripper pole up under that pergola. Lots of them gals need our support.

Why not one under the pergola and another on top of the pergola?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

5 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Why not one under the pergola and another on top of the pergola?

One's nice, but how about 4 !!?"

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

Two chicks at the same time...

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

Thinking of buying a Concept2 Model D rower so I can get in better shape.   

[El Diablo 4232]

2 hours ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

Thinking of buying a Concept2 Model D rower so I can get in better shape.   

If that's what floats your boat.

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

8 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

If that's what floats your boat.

Sporting one of those suits would make it easier for women to see me sporting my bulging package.