Kayleigh McEnany is Terrible at This Job

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

32 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

fixed

We already have “but Chicago” and Ted was talking about gay marriage today. So days?

[Gil Bang 25898]

oh for fuck's sake

 

 

 

[jimmyjazz 45560]

His name is Leonard, Kayleigh.  Leonard Skintard.  Do your research.

 

 

 

 

Edited July 25, 2022 by jimmyjazz

[B00M 6280]

18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

His name is Leonard, Kayleigh.  Leonard Skintard.  Do your research.

OK boomer

 

 

 

 

 

 

I kid, I kid

[Gil Bang 25898]

I might have gone with the “little wing” guy, or the “Woodstock” guy, or the “can’t you hear me knocking” guy.

Maybe the “Jamie’s cryin’” guy. Or the “life in the fast lane” guy

[aggie08 21434]

Guessing "the guy who played the star-spangled banner" didn't make it very high on her list for...reasons.

[DigglerontheHoof 21068]

Honestly stunned she didn't say Ted Nugent...or Cat Scratch Fever guy

[UTCzech III 2901]

Reminds me of some Arky hick what was friends with my parents back in the day, "Oh, ZZ Top, I love him!".

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

So good it sounded like 3 guys 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5106]

I mean, they had a giant dixie flag hanging up as their stage backdrop. I would expect her to go with that one every single time.

[fattyflattie 4636]

17 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Guessing "the guy who played the star-spangled banner" didn't make it very high on her list for...reasons.

I’m guessing, from the clip above, you are giving her WAAAAY too much credit. 

['stache 21777]

 

[Underdog 28457]

Ugh...  Freebird/Skynrd.  Another reason to despise that stupid bitch. 

[Hmbre97 6297]

 

Was this a Mr. Show sketch?

/s

[RomaVicta 29798]

11 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Reminds me of some Arky hick what was friends with my parents back in the day, "Oh, ZZ Top, I love him!".

Pink Floyd Have a Cigar

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tbdpv7G_PPg&list=RDAMVMtbdpv7G_PPg

 

Quote

Well I've always had a deep respect
And I mean that most sincere
The band is just fantastic
That is really what I think
Oh by the way, which one's pink?
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy
We call it 'riding the gravy train'

 

[Gil Bang 25898]

 

[Biff Tannen 45500]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33844]

not watching that bullshit as I can already tell the title is bunk. JR destroys no one but himself

[kevwun 15658]

I'm not watching it because Jen Psaki was an infinitely better press secretary.  If Joe Rogan said the sky was blue, I'd walk outside and make sure.

Edited August 30, 2022 by kevwun

[TexArcher 37525]

Joe Rogan is the epitome of the modern person who reads a lot on the internet and mistakes that for being highly educated.  

One of the hallmarks of the highly educated and highly intelligent has always been their ability to discern a good source of information from a bad one.

Joe doesn't have that.  And because of it, he's become one of the worst sources of information.  He's everything that's wrong with our internet age rolled up into one overly self-confident Tapout shirt of a person.  And he's got even more clones out there than Trump.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33844]

11 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I'm not watching it because Jen Psaki was an infinitely better press secretary.  If Joe Rogan said the sky was blue, I'd walk outside and make sure.

fucking exactly

[Pig Bellmont 8692]

I’ve never once thought to myself “what does this podcast comedian/ufc host think about politics?” Having a microphone and an audience doesn’t actually make any of his opinions worth anything 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

Everyone should realize that the Press Secretary is not there as an impartial commentator on the Administration. Their job is the present the communication from the President and respond for the President.  Absolutely Psaki spun (or attempted to spin) any news or question in a positive light for Biden. That's the job.

One big point of difference between McEnany and Psaki was that Psaki seemed prepared to speak on pretty much any topic and could present a legitimate point. In McEnany's defense, she had to communicate for Trump who had very little plan on how to communicate other than reactive tweets.

Edited August 30, 2022 by Nice Guy Eddie

[Neonmoon 38127]

35 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Joe Rogan is the epitome of the modern person who reads a lot on the internet and mistakes that for being highly educated.  

One of the hallmarks of the highly educated and highly intelligent has always been their ability to discern a good source of information from a bad one.

Joe doesn't have that.  And because of it, he's become one of the worst sources of information.  He's everything that's wrong with our internet age rolled up into one overly self-confident Tapout shirt of a person.  And he's got even more clones out there than Trump.

Joe Rogan is objectively stupid. It can be proven by a litany of statements. His "just asking questions" bit is just that. There are verifiable answers to his questions. He is the Rush Limbaugh of Crossfit Bros. 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28716]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

not watching that bullshit as I can already tell the title is bunk. JR destroys no one but himself

Yeah, don’t waste my time.

[Biff Tannen 45500]

52 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Everyone should realize that the Press Secretary is not there as an impartial commentator on the Administration. Their job is the present the communication from the President and respond for the President.  Absolutely Psaki spun (or attempted to spin) any news or question in a positive light for Biden. That's the job.

One big point of difference between McEnany and Psaki was that Psaki seemed prepared to speak on pretty much any topic and could present a legitimate point. In McEnany's defense, she had to communicate for Trump who had very little plan on how to communicate other than reactive tweets.

This.  While I am in NO WAY defending any of dotard's laughable press secretaries (especially since you have to be an idiot or a grifter to even take that job), they probably did a halfway decent job of "communicating" in the way that dotard would and getting out his garbled nonsense "messages" to the people.  Except for that last one that didn't have a single press briefing in like 6 months.  

[tx 3 putt 76414]

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Joe Rogan is the epitome of the modern person who reads a lot on the internet and mistakes that for being highly educated.  

One of the hallmarks of the highly educated and highly intelligent has always been their ability to discern a good source of information from a bad one.

Joe doesn't have that.  And because of it, he's become one of the worst sources of information.  He's everything that's wrong with our internet age rolled up into one overly self-confident Tapout shirt of a person.  And he's got even more clones out there than Trump.

 

Rogan doesn't read shit, his staff reads it for him 

[C-Man 27064]

37 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This.  While I am in NO WAY defending any of dotard's laughable press secretaries (especially since you have to be an idiot or a grifter to even take that job), they probably did a halfway decent job of "communicating" in the way that dotard would and getting out his garbled nonsense "messages" to the people.  Except for that last one that didn't have a single press briefing in like 6 months.  

Serving as press secretary for DOTARD has to be on the medal stand for worst job in the history of this country.

Edited August 30, 2022 by C-Man

[jimmyjazz 45560]

55 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Serving as press secretary for DOTARD has to be on the medal stand for worst job in the history of this country.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

To be fair she only had to fuck him one time. Think about poor Ivanka.

[Pescado_Rojo 19331]

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

man, I never noticed it before, but if you put a Trump wig on her she would look just like him*

 

*I might be high right now, so it's possible I'm 100% wrong. 

[Dnaguy 11777]

5 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

To be fair she only had to fuck him one time. Think about poor Ivanka.

[YGIFS 19449]

You ever see those side by sides of pornstars, and it's to demonstrate how different they look with makeup/lighting v. no makeup/no lighting?  And that's fine, we all know it intuitively.  But nothing quite prepares you for Stormy Daniels, regardless of makeup or lighting, talking about the horrors of sex with Donald Trump.  Rick Baker and the light set of Barbara Walters couldn't hide that trauma.  God bless her, she seen some shit that we never will...

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

9 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

man, I never noticed it before, but if you put a Trump wig on her she would look just like him*

 

*I might be high right now, so it's possible I'm 100% wrong. 

No, I'm high too and now I see it.

[Bozo_Casanova 26290]

Great work Kayleigh

[Biff Tannen 45500]

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Great work Kayleigh

[Gil Bang 25898]

 

[Biff Tannen 45500]

Is this dumb bitch naked yet or what?  Otherwise, fuck bumping this thread.

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

16 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

But why.gif

[YGIFS 19449]

3 Books?  What the fuck for?  I mean, yeah sure...capitalize on your 15 minutes and write about your time as one of the most visible faces of the White House.  But I don't think it requires a fucking trilogy.  

Oh wait, unless you find out at the end Trump is your father and that's why he hired you.  Okay, proceed Luke.  I mean Leia.  I mean Leigh.  I mean Kayleigh.  

[SizzleChest 8275]

24 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

3 Books?  What the fuck for?  I mean, yeah sure...capitalize on your 15 minutes and write about your time as one of the most visible fuckfaces of the White House.  But I don't think it requires a fucking trilogy.  

Oh wait, unless you find out at the end Trump is your father and that's why he hired you.  Okay, proceed Luke.  I mean Leia.  I mean Leigh.  I mean Kayleigh.  

FIFY.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9308]

28 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

But why.gif

She's gonna be sucking dicks and promising hand jobs to every CPAC and QPAC in the hopes that they'll buy 500,000 of them so she can claim she's a "NYT top seller" (even though the Times is the liberal evil media, duh).

These books are the equivalent of a Kirk Cameron event. 

[YGIFS 19449]

A lot of people think Kirk Cameron's wife, Chelsea Noble, and Kayleigh McEnany are straight.  What this book presupposes is...what if they weren't?  

[Bullneck 18987]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

When you open it, it's just 300 pages of blank paper.

[NWBuck 8548]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I'm just proud of her for finishing coloring all the pictures in the first two 

[Gil Bang 25898]

here's the worst part: there's an almost-certain chance that an autographed copy of this shitty book will wind up in my mailbox.   And I'll have to be polite about it. 

[Dnaguy 11777]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

A lot of people think Kirk Cameron's wife, Chelsea Noble, and Kayleigh McEnany are straight.  What this book presupposes is...what if they weren't?  

[SydneyCarton 47889]

On 1/8/2023 at 9:03 PM, Gil Bang said:

here's the worst part: there's an almost-certain chance that an autographed copy of this shitty book will wind up in my mailbox.   And I'll have to be polite about it. 

That sounds like a you problem sir, and you should stop being a pussy to whatever in-law sent it to you. 

[Gil Bang 25898]

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That sounds like a you problem sir, and you should stop being a pussy to whatever in-law sent it to you. 

Yeah, about that.  I like pussy. 

The GF's oldest and dearest friend is related to Kayleigh.   The GF isn't nearly as political as I am, and if she thought Kayleigh is full of shit, she's too polite to say that to her friend.   i don't think she's read any of the books, but I assume she told her friend that she enjoyed them.