Kayleigh McEnany is Terrible at This Job

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

People got too much time on their hands lmao. Dominos is trending.

 

[Matuka 1,305]

"I will never lie to you. You have my word on that."

[Guest Lobo]

22 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

People got too much time on their hands lmao. Dominos is trending.

 

In a country rioting to go back to Chili's...this certainly checks out.  I grew up in a working class family on the SW side of Chicago.  But we knew two things...good pizza and worshipping at the altar of pieces of human shit were no way to get ahead in life.  So much failure lay ahead for his worshippers.  And so much laughter for the rest of us.  

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

40 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

People got too much time on their hands lmao. Dominos is trending.

 

Coming from the burnt steaks with ketchup crew. Lol.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,106]

3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

People got too much time on their hands lmao. Dominos is trending.

 

WTF, doesn’t she have anything better to do than lie about pizza, of all things?

[DigglerontheHoof 21,066]

That tweet is almost 8 years old. 

[Underdog 28,457]

Yamiche should call her out on that tweet. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,714]

9 hours ago, Matuka said:

"I will never lie to you. You have my word on that."

It was very Trumpian to open with a lie. And everyone knew she was lying. 

[Biff Tannen 45,500]

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

That tweet is almost 8 years old. 

Yeah, well....

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,106]

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

That tweet is almost 8 years old. 

Whoops. Did not check the dates on that one. However, my point still stands, shouldn't we all always have something better to do than to lie about pizza on Twitter?  

[Underdog 28,457]

That's ok, Domino's sells 8 yo pizza,  so I've been told. 

[HenryJames 65,890]

 

[Biff Tannen 45,500]

[4th&Five 41,461]

 

[tx 3 putt 76,414]

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard in some time hahahaha

[WhatTheBuck 28,714]

11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Liar. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

Throw this waif and her binder in the bushes. Cheaty McCheaterton.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

She can take that bottle blonde Trumpism back to Florida in November. Anyone who tweets this is power hungry and opportunistic and has no moral character of which to speak:

 

[Red Five 40,666]

Lulz, Sessions, Bolton, Mattis, etc. "Rivals". 

[4th&Five 41,461]

Just now, Red Five said:

Lulz, Sessions, Bolton, Mattis, etc. "Rivals". 

No shit.  The prerequisite for getting a job in this administration is to publicly fellate Trump.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

lol You can see her panic for just a split second.

[Lechuza 31]

Y'all have to admit she's hot as fuck.

[WhatTheBuck 28,714]

5 minutes ago, Lechuza said:

Y'all have to admit she's hot as fuck.

No she's not. 

[Lechuza 31]

No she's not. 

Let's not let politics get in the way of pussy my friend.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,106]

27 minutes ago, Lechuza said:

Y'all have to admit she's hot as fuck.

Do I really?  Nah, I think I'll pass.

[tx 3 putt 76,414]

31 minutes ago, Lechuza said:

Y'all have to admit she's hot as fuck.

She’s every old white republican’s dream 

[Pancho 44,489]

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Ugly is as ugly does.

[Guest Lobo]

More of a Sanders guy, are ya’?

[Biff Tannen 45,500]

Just now, Pancho said:

 

Ruh roh!  He's a secret ANTIFA double agent!

[shnsajax 3,589]

4 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Do I really?  Nah, I think I'll pass.

She's like a 6.

[tx 3 putt 76,414]

Does trump wear a disguise to the dc Antifa meetings ?

[WhatTheBuck 28,714]

29 minutes ago, Lechuza said:

48 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

No she's not. 

Let's not let politics get in the way of pussy my friend.

Let's not let fake blonde hair and too much makeup get in the way of skankiness, my child. 

[Brandywine 1,313]

She kind of looks like a Trump. You think she might be a Trump love child?

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

52 minutes ago, Lechuza said:

Y'all have to admit she's hot as fuck.

 

45 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

No she's not. 

She's from Florida; so she went to Georgetown and later, Harvard Law. So now you have Florida, smart, ambitious, and crazy. That's like going for Lorena Bobbitt but instead of a knife when you wake up it's going to be a dongle inserted into your dingle-dangle while your cell goes jingle-jangle with your friends all texting you asking why are you in this nude video all over social media.

[Macanudo 12,928]

1 hour ago, Lechuza said:

Y'all have to admit she's hot as fuck.

She ugly on the inside.

[DDD Dad 14,252]

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

She ugly on the inside.

And that's fair.

Still would.  Just sayin'.

Edited June 19, 2020 by DDD Dad

[Beau Vine 54,006]

 

[Guest Lobo]

she looks frighteningly similar to Tiffany Trump.  I'm not saying twins or doppelganger, but enough to make him hiring her to replace the one child he doesn't have any physical connectivity with to be really fucking awkward.  How is nobody talking about this?  

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

she looks frighteningly similar to Tiffany Trump.  I'm not saying twins or doppelganger, but enough to make him hiring her to replace the one child he doesn't have any physical connectivity with to be really fucking awkward.  How is nobody talking about this?  

Hold on. There's a Tiffany Trump? 

[Kilgorehorn 308]

Somebody should just ask her what the hell she is reading while being asked a question.

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, and she's a combination of Kayleigh Mcenany and Michelle Wolf.  And no, the irony of that combination is not lost on me.  

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

Tiffany Trump. Hmmmm

 

[smuggs 9,342]

She's hot if you're into that "ostrich checking out your bologna sandwich through the passenger window at the drive-thru safari park" kind of chick.

 

[tx 3 putt 76,414]

I’m guessing the Ivanka Trump twin is locked away in his closet ?

[hayden_horn 11,360]

9 minutes ago, smuggs said:

She's hot if you're into that "ostrich checking out your bologna sandwich through the passenger window at the drive-thru safari park" kind of chick.

 

lulz, i wish i could rep this more than once.

[Lechuza 31]

Ya'll are crazy (or gay, NTTAWWT).  I despise Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and her politics, but I would bang the shit out of her.  I'd even let Ilhan Omar watch if she wanted to.  Rashida Harbi Tlaib would have to wait out in the hallway until I was done though.  She's nasty.

[StassneyHorn 6,540]

I’m sure they’re in the group chat talking about your dick as I type this now.

[SizzleChest 8,275]

41 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Tiffany Trump. Hmmmm

 

She's a moonfaced Charlene Tilton.

[Gil Bang 25,898]

2 hours ago, Lechuza said:

Y'all have to admit she's hot as fuck.

She's a San Diego "6" dude.