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Those south end corner gates that were always a mess are going to be a disaster the first few games. I'll happily just go to my poors non fancy south endzone section on the north end. 

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56 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oooh. I've never seen any mock-ups or diagrams of this. That's going to look fucking slick. 

Agreed. They are going to need to bring the rest of the west side up to the new standard. 

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Before I got paid to speak French, I was a mapmaker.  

Tell 'em Jerry.  

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19 minutes ago, Deej said:

The left horn looks higher than the one on the right. 

Our left, his right. His left one is about to hook UGA.

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On 8/25/2021 at 11:02 AM, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

image.thumb.png.71b9c9847e20886cdbff5aab7a55b8e3.pngLooks like we are embracing the SEC-model of putting up player banners. They have one of Earl to the left of the Godzillatron and it looks cool. I assume Ricky will go on the other side.

Hmmm ... so I could see us rotating banners of different players. That way we can also honor other greats and the guy who should have won a Heisman...

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“Heeeeeeeey, Longhorn fans! It’s currently 104*, the cheerleaders are down to just their socks, and several players are dealing with first degree burns, but there is high pressure system moving down from Canada that’s going to bring the temp into a cool 98* by the end of the game when your walking with swamp-ass back to your tailgate. That’s the Fox 7 Weather Report. I’m Scott Fischer, and…(deep breath) HOOOOOOOOOOK ‘EM HOOOOOOOOOOORNS!!!!”

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98* is probably his favorite band.
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12 minutes ago, Droopy said:

“Heeeeeeeey, Longhorn fans! It’s currently 104*, the cheerleaders are down to just their socks, and several players are dealing with first degree burns, but there is high pressure system moving down from Canada that’s going to bring the temp into a cool 98* by the end of the game when your walking with swamp-ass back to your tailgate. That’s the Fox 7 Weather Report. I’m Scott Fischer, and…(deep breath) HOOOOOOOOOOK ‘EM HOOOOOOOOOOORNS!!!!”

I'm so glad he's not around anymore....can we please get rid of Bob Cole?

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38 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'm so glad he's not around anymore....can we please get rid of Bob Cole?

Doubt it. He must have a photo album of various people in compromising positions. He sucks so badly.

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53 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'm so glad he's not around anymore....can we please get rid of Bob Cole?

 

13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Doubt it. He must have a photo album of various people in compromising positions. He sucks so badly.

SANTA. RITA. RANCH.

 

It haunts me. 

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

That, and he’s obviously banging Sue Patrick.

The only thing that dude sticks his dick into nowadays is tight whites. 

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