Its happening (stadium renovations)

[Txslnghrns 1357]

Edit out the opening voice over. Just have the piano start. When people hear the piano start they know what the first lyric is gonna be....”Thank God I’m from Texas.”

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

I’ll be good just as long as we warm up to Lee Anne Womack’s “I Hope You Dance”.  That was always a great tone setter. Maybe throw in some Shania or Whitney for big games. 

And maybe Sark could quietly lay down in the middle of the locker room and listen to In the Air Tonight on repeat for his pregame prep. 

Edited April 14, 2021 by Bobby_Batronic

[Bullneck 19528]

On 4/2/2021 at 6:29 PM, Ignatius said:

Lol, no those are two different games. David Allen definitely stuck it up our ass in 1999, but I think (too lazy to look up) they took two kickoffs/punts to the house in 2007. Might be wrong, they definitely had one

NC State?

Thanks for reminding me, BTW.

[Angry Gorilla 1771]

It should be all DMX this year

[GreenspointTexas 9970]

Some wack ass suggestions on here. 
 

have players WALK out to this:

The other team wont even step foot on the field

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

44 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

I’ll be good just as long as we warm up to Lee Anne Womack’s “I Hope You Dance”.  That was always a great tone setter. Maybe throw in some Shania or Whitney for big games. 

And maybe Sark could quietly lay down in the middle of the locker room and listen to In the Air Tonight on repeat for his pregame prep. 

Maybe Big Time Rush?  They have a really popular documentary on Netflix right now so it's clear the kids are into that.  By "that," I mean manufactured never-quite-were boybands from over a decade ago.  

[Pato del Muerto 53505]

1 hour ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Let the players pick. Or the students.  Or Tiff's Treats.  It doesn't matter because someone will hate and bitch about whatever's played anyway.

I choose bob cole singing deep in the heart of Texas- live every game Harry Carey style. 

[BurntOrange&White 41865]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I choose bob cole singing deep in the heart of Texas- live every game Harry Carey style. 

The stadium announcements will be much better once he's 6 ft under. 

[Pato del Muerto 53505]

30 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Some wack ass suggestions on here. 
 

have players WALK out to this:

The other team wont even step foot on the field

Derivative of gangsta’s paradise 

[closetojumping 65428]

Huh, so here we are, then? Okay. I'll second Headband. Maybe "If I Can't" by 50 Cent. Yes it's old, but the fucking backbeat and the sentiment to the song remain strong. Maybe "Knock Knock" by Mac Miller, as its pace, tone, and lyrics on some level would all work. 

Something newer than all of that? Maybe one of these fucking emo songs where Post Malone or The Weeknd practically sob for 3 minutes. Or let's go full Gen Z shittery with a real bawler from Billie Eilish or one of the other dipshits openly whining set against some monotonous synth shit.

Edited April 14, 2021 by closetojumping

[BurntOrange&White 41865]

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Huh, so here we are, then? Okay. I'll second Headband. Maybe "If I Can't" by 50 Cent. Yes it's old, but the fucking backbeat and the sentiment to the song remain strong. Maybe "Knock Knock" by Mac Miller, as it's pace, tone, and lyrics on some level would all work. 

Something newer than all of that? Maybe one of these fucking emo songs where Post Malone or The Weeknd practically sob for 3 minutes. Or let's go full Gen Z shittery with a real bawler from Billie Eilish or one of the other dipshits openly whining set against some monotonous synth shit.

Some Bobby Schmurda

[cdain3 3454]

[Machinator 32103]

3 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

 

 

[Red Five 41738]

We have plenty of Austin artists to choose from for entrance music. A little Christopher Cross, perhaps? You tell me you don't want to run through a fucking wall after Sailing or Arthur's theme. 

[JFKFC 4978]

15 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

I'm going to throw up all over that place! I can't wait!

[stork642 4511]

We need to go full gangsta.  

[Pato del Muerto 53505]

59 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Huh, so here we are, then? Okay. I'll second Headband. Maybe "If I Can't" by 50 Cent. Yes it's old, but the fucking backbeat and the sentiment to the song remain strong. Maybe "Knock Knock" by Mac Miller, as it's pace, tone, and lyrics on some level would all work. 

Something newer than all of that? Maybe one of these fucking emo songs where Post Malone or The Weeknd practically sob for 3 minutes. Or let's go full Gen Z shittery with a real bawler from Billie Eilish or one of the other dipshits openly whining set against some monotonous synth shit.

Sam smith

[po elvis 2141]

Only a white guy in his 50's would say he is a white guy in his 30's to 50's.

[SydneyCarton 49504]

29 minutes ago, po elvis said:

Only a white guy in his 50's would say he is a white guy in his 30's to 50's.

Apparently not.

 

[po elvis 2141]

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Apparently not.

 

You are a black guy in his 50's?

[closetojumping 65428]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

We have plenty of Austin artists to choose from for entrance music. A little Christopher Cross, perhaps? You tell me you don't want to run through a fucking wall after Sailing or Arthur's theme. 

I had no idea that Christopher Cross was from centex until I looked him up after reading this post. Solid. Before corona, we'd take our little kids to NYC every year for one reason or another and we'd play Arthur's Theme with them in an uber and they'd sing the chorus with it. Good times. I think it would make more sense as the pump up song between the 3rd and 4th quarters though.

[closetojumping 65428]

2 minutes ago, po elvis said:

You are a black guy in his 50's?

He is probably the whitest motherfucker I know. 

[Pato del Muerto 53505]

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

He is probably the whitest motherfucker I know. 

Yeah he looks like if you asked hitler to describe the perfect German 

[Tex Pete 21488]

3 hours ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

I’ll be good just as long as we warm up to Lee Anne Womack’s “I Hope You Dance”.  That was always a great tone setter.

Well, we did win a whole bunch of football games back then. Maybe there's a correlation.

[Ignatius 4142]

34 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I had no idea that Christopher Cross was from centex until I looked him up after reading this post. Solid. Before corona, we'd take our little kids to NYC every year for one reason or another and we'd play Arthur's Theme with them in an uber and they'd sing the chorus with it. Good times. I think it would make more sense as the pump up song between the 3rd and 4th quarters though.

So Ride Like The Wind as the pregame intro?

[closetojumping 65428]

12 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

So Ride Like The Wind as the pregame intro?

Maybe mix in a little Michael McDonald. Go with a little "I Keep Forgettin'". Also, I don't know how we've gone this far without a couple of thrashing riffs from my man Kenny Loggins. Maybe a little "I'm Alright" somewhere in the pre-game set to really get the guys going before we blow it all the fucking way out at pregame entry with "Danger Zone", fuck yeah!

[allrightallrightallright 68]

Fat Pat 'Tops Drop' would be a jam, or maybe I'm just old

 

[Vito Andolini 9450]

2 hours ago, stork642 said:

We need to go full gangsta.  

All I know is I’m ‘bout to create some badass thrasher alter ego named Mel Torment. Thanks for the inspiration.

[Reese Bennett 3663]

It's a shame this intro doesn't lead into a better song. That Bun E. Carlos though!

 

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

So Ride Like The Wind as the pregame intro?

She’s Like the Wind and watch our opponents tremble in fear as we go crazy to Swayze. Actually, let’s quit pussyfooting around with all these half assed suggestions. Just fire up any Rocky fight preparation montage music and let’s be done with it. 

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Well, we did win a whole bunch of football games back then. Maybe there's a correlation.

I choose to believe that Womack’s masterpiece kept the seething, angry motivation created by George Thorogood and the Destroyer’s Bad to the Bone internalized and simmering until it could be unleashed to counter the surge of our opponents. 

[mr. sunshine 2859]

3 hours ago, stork642 said:

We need to go full gangsta.  

Avatar agrees 

Edited April 14, 2021 by mr. sunshine

[Ron Swanson 182]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53505]

3 hours ago, Ignatius said:

So Ride Like The Wind as the pregame intro?

Maybe She’s Like the Wind. Swayze is a Texan too. 

[Somnio 751]

 

[Vito Andolini 9450]

No. Thanks.

 

[Nope 3151]

Uncensored version of this is the only viable option 

 

[Dnaguy 12630]

Night game.

 

Stadium goes completely dark.

 

Then this:

 

That then abruptly transitions to this around the ~1:13 minute mark when fire shoots out of the new south end zone longhorn's fucking snout and the stadium lights up completely in burnt fucking orange!!!!!!. 

 

 

[Machinator 32103]

 

[Davis Lane 6005]

9 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Night game.

 

Stadium goes completely dark.

 

Then this:

 

That then abruptly transitions to this around the ~1:13 minute mark when fire shoots out of the new south end zone longhorn's fucking snout and the stadium lights up completely in burnt fucking orange!!!!!!. 

 

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Obviously we are going to need to go with some drum and bass garage. 

it’s so bad it’s good

 

[Etexhorn13 3098]

Some of y’all are so fucking white, damn. 

[South Austin 53227]

17 hours ago, Red Five said:

We have plenty of Austin artists to choose from for entrance music. A little Christopher Cross, perhaps? You tell me you don't want to run through a fucking wall after Sailing or Arthur's theme. 

His music takes me away to where I’m going.

[Machinator 32103]

 

[BornOrange 1441]

I can't believe what I've been reading. We have the right coaching staff with the right mindset. We have the SEZ in place. The Texas Football Program is about to be fully functional. The universe is finally falling into place. There can only be one musical group to set things right.

The group: Wyld Stallyns....................The song: That Which Binds Us Through Time

 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

58 minutes ago, South Austin said:

His music takes me away to where I’m going.

Christopher Cross singing Sailing in an Earl Campbell Oiler's jersey is pretty awesome.

 

Edited April 15, 2021 by Johnny Sack

[GoldAppleCorps 630]

So we want Sark's blunt honesty and home grown Texas.

Why not go with a ditty from 3 years before the players were born:

 

Bonus points if we get to bash a printer at midfield.

 

[SydneyCarton 49504]

9 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

What. No.  There's no reason to let all the mouth-breathing peasants roam around our pristine new digs with their muddy shoes and exhaling cheeto dust onto everything. 

[South Austin 53227]

20 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Christopher Cross singing Sailing in an Earl Campbell Oiler's jersey is pretty awesome.

 

Guys, I think we found our new Jumbotron game intro.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

19 hours ago, Red Five said:

We have plenty of Austin artists to choose from for entrance music. A little Christopher Cross, perhaps? You tell me you don't want to run through a fucking wall after Sailing or Arthur's theme. 

Yeah, but that's too old.  Maybe some Blancmange - that's adrenaline pumping stuff.  "Up and down, I'm up the wall, I'm up the bloody tree." Can't lose.

 

 

[83Horn 1665]