Its happening (stadium renovations)

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

I can see from the picture that the seam doesn't line up with the center of the opening.

[Red Five 40627]

If they fuck up the color again I can't be responsible for my actions. 

[Blackcat00 759]

The last turf looked like something you would see at a dog park. 

[Zeus 5945]

If you build it, they will cum

 

[BurntOrange&White 39567]

1 minute ago, Blackcat00 said:

The last turf looked like something you would see at a dog park. 

It did remind me of South Austin’s moms muff. 

[Droopy 2623]

38 minutes ago, Zeus said:

If you build it, they will cum

 

Darken that shit! This ain't Stillwater!

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

You guys that keep wanting n orange field are silly. We have another school color, and a white field would not be so damn hot.  We can make the lines orange. 

[Jabberwocky 1666]

 

[Mother mopar 3291]

 

Whatever it was it's gone now.

[Jabberwocky 1666]

4 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

Whatever it was it's gone now.

He tweeted a video hyping the stadium upgrades like two different times, and deleted them both times. 

I don't know why he keeps deleting the tweets.

[cdain3 3454]

[jTower 225]

6 hours ago, Zeus said:

If you build it, they will cum

 

What an abomination. Clrearly that field needs to be moved 27 inches to the right. 

[BornOrange 1441]

15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You guys that keep wanting n orange field are silly. We have another school color, and a white field would not be so damn hot.  We can make the lines orange. 

With a white field, we could wear our storm trooper uniforms and then run some cool trick plays. They won't see what hit 'em.

[Zeus 5945]

11 hours ago, jTower said:

What an abomination. Clrearly that field needs to be moved 27 inches to the right. 

26-31/32"

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

6 minutes ago, Zeus said:

26-31/32"

Only is she's 5'...from oklahoma.

[Sleepygrad 1029]

With a white field, we could wear our storm trooper uniforms and then run some cool trick plays. They won't see what hit 'em.

We can’t wear our road whites at home...we’re working on some predator technology to make the players invisible though so that could be nice

[BornOrange 1441]

1 hour ago, Sleepygrad said:

We can’t wear our road whites at home...we’re working on some predator technology to make the players invisible though so that could be nice

Why can't we?

[markstanco 12501]

You guys that keep wanting n orange field are silly. We have another school color, and a white field would not be so damn hot.  We can make the lines orange. 

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[Doc Reeves 6434]

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

20 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You guys that keep wanting n orange field are silly. We have another school color, and a white field would not be so damn hot.  We can make the lines orange. 

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[cdain3 3454]

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[MAUFRAIS 6572]

what the fuck?  cork squares?  terrible.

[CooterBrown 17901]

 

3 hours ago, BornOrange said:

Why can't we?

We'd have to change our colors to white and burnt orange.

[Domedriver 655]

Back in the early 80s I proposed a linear football accelerator so that we could generate wave-particle behavior with our football.  Providing destructive interference in opponents footballs and constructive interference realizing the football into our players hands.  We just needed the technology to accelerate footballs to near light speed and shove them through a grating of about 3 angstroms.

now is the time!  We have the technology.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

1 minute ago, Domedriver said:

Back in the early 80s I proposed a linear football accelerator so that we could generate wave-particle behavior with our football.  Providing destructive interference in opponents footballs and constructive interference realizing the football into our players hands.  We just needed the technology to accelerate footballs to near light speed and shove them through a grating of about 3 angstroms.

now is the time!  We have the technology.

We could also invent Flubber and give it to Chris Beard.  

[Red Five 40627]

Someone on IT said that CDC has promised actual burnt orange on this turf. 

[Butch Had Not 2940]

9 hours ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Only is she's 5'...from oklahoma.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

4 hours ago, Domedriver said:

Back in the early 80s I proposed a linear football accelerator so that we could generate wave-particle behavior with our football.  Providing destructive interference in opponents footballs and constructive interference realizing the football into our players hands.  We just needed the technology to accelerate footballs to near light speed and shove them through a grating of about 3 angstroms.

now is the time!  We have the technology.

[pyrohornIII 4805]

4 hours ago, Domedriver said:

Back in the early 80s I proposed a linear football accelerator so that we could generate wave-particle behavior with our football.  Providing destructive interference in opponents footballs and constructive interference realizing the football into our players hands.  We just needed the technology to accelerate footballs to near light speed and shove them through a grating of about 3 angstroms.

now is the time!  We have the technology.

Well, they have completed the room with no sound, surely they've gotten this technology down too, by now.

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

1 minute ago, pyrohornIII said:

Well, they have completed the room with no sound, surely they've gotten this technology down too, by now.

Have they?  I hadn’t heard. 

[pyrohornIII 4805]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Have they?  I hadn’t heard. 

You must have been in the pointy cardboard closet when they announced it.

[BurntOrange&White 39567]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Someone on IT said that CDC has promised actual burnt orange on this turf. 

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

2 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

You must have been in the pointy cardboard closet when they announced it.

No, they were. That’s the joke. 
 

also it was sarcasm because of the number of times that runs during a game. 
 

it was a layered comment. 

[pyrohornIII 4805]

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No, they were. That’s the joke. 
 

also it was sarcasm because of the number of times that runs during a game. 
 

it was a layered comment. 

Triangular layers, no doubt.   Well done.  

[Zeus 5945]

Imagine if we had real turf and Caden Sterns didn't slip on that 4th down call and we got the stop

entire turdjectory changed

Then again, I think we are in a much better spot now with SS and Flood. Developing players has been an issue.

[Machinator 32097]

FCB

Spoiler

— Texas will have new field turf in DKR for the 2021 season, but that doesn’t mean a grass field is out of the question in the near future, sources tell Horns247.

It was time to replace the field turf in Royal-Memorial Stadium, because the current turf was installed in 2010. The shelf life of field turf is typically 10 years.

The timing wasn’t right to go to a grass field at this point because of all the construction going on in the south end, sources said.

But if Steve Sarkisian wants a grass field in the near future, it will be done, sources told Horns247.

Sarkisian has been asked about whether he’d prefer a grass field over field turf, and his concern about a grass field was wear and tear.

Sarkisian said because he likes the team to practice and do off-season workouts on the field inside the stadium, the concern would be keeping the grass field in optimal condition for game days.

The Texas coach noted that some of the top football stadiums, such as the Dallas Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium (which has also been the home of the Big 12 football title game), has field turf.

Texas' $200 million renovation of the south end of DKR is due to be completed in August - in time for the 2021 season.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

Very insightful, chipper. 

[Machinator 32097]

https://texassports.com/sports/2021/5/11/sez-blog-burnt-orange-club.aspx?id=999

The Burnt Orange Club

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This fall, Home is Where the Horns Are and we can't wait to see y'all back at Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium. While longstanding traditions and a familiar sea of Longhorns clad in burnt orange make the Forty Acres feel like home on gamedays, we've also gotten reacquainted with the comforts of household gamedays since March 2020. While many of us are ready to get back out and back to normal, access to snacks and beverages just a few steps away from the game (albeit on TV) is a convenience that we couldn't leave behind. The South End Zone's loge boxes and living room seating offer a perfect blend of a traditional DKR gameday with the easy amenities of your household's living room gameday, and we carried that convenience into the premium club space that seating in these areas provides you access to.

The Burnt Orange Club will offer premium, all-inclusive food and non-alcoholic beverage options, highlighted by a show kitchen within the indoor club space. At nearly 5,000 square feet, the club is accessible by under 500 season ticket holders, making it one of the most exclusive spaces in all of DKR-Texas Memorial Stadium. It also features a playful family room for fans with small children, so there is truly something for every member of your Longhorn Family in the Burnt Orange Club. 

Access to the Burnt Orange Club is included in annual Loge Box and Living Room season ticket costs, and there are still a few remaining. To learn more about existing availability or to schedule a tour of the Burnt Orange Club, call 512-471-4439 or submit your contact information through the link below:

 

[Machinator 32097]

[MrPhlegm 3413]

fuck aggy

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

18 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I can't be sure, but that looks photoshopped to me

[GTNY 280]

54 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Even the virtual goal posts are off center

[stork642 4498]

16 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think your magic wand doohickey has been pointed at the wrong team since 2010.  

[Blackcat00 759]

I'd order an uber the next morning for the two on the right 

39 minutes ago, GTNY said:

Even the virtual goal posts are off center

 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

I'd order an uber the next morning for the two on the right. 

[Native Horn 3485]

^^^ If you wear all gray, you can't stay.

[Cairn Horn88 8162]

On 5/10/2021 at 10:19 PM, jTower said:

What an abomination. Clrearly that field needs to be moved 27 inches to the right. 

Your right....or my right?

[Cairn Horn88 8162]

On 5/5/2021 at 2:47 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

 

The renderings show the H right in the middle of the goal poast which is centered to the longhorn head.

 

Perhaps they will adjust the field but I'm not sure how that will look on the other end. It could also be because the opening at the NEZ is wider. Perhaps they can put a tarp over the opening on that end to not make it appear so weird?

 

Don't sit in either end zone...and you won't notice it.

[JGHorn 148]

For those that went to the spring game, have they started on the new video board in the NEZ upper deck?

[Chuckie Finster 22598]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Whoever photoshopped Prince William and Catherine into this rendering deserves a raise.

[CBHorn 414]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Whoever photoshopped Prince William and Catherine into this rendering deserves a raise.

 

Surly level sleuthing right here. Well done.

[Dnaguy 11763]

2 hours ago, JGHorn said:

For those that went to the spring game, have they started on the new video board in the NEZ upper deck?

 

I too would like to know the answer to this question....