I'm giving away the 2005 UT Championship Wheaties box featuring Mac

[TreatyOak 17439]

 

To say thank you to the person for giving me my 5,000th like, (I'm at 4999) I'm giving away a mint-condition 2005 UT Championship Wheaties Box with Mac on the front. Post a funny/stupid reason why you should get it and whichever response gets the most likes by end of day, April 17, loses and has to accept the box. Sending good wishes to you all. Hang in there! 

Edited April 11, 2020 by TreatyOak
Edited to reflect the current Surly mood

[TrashMaster G 18154]

Who is Mac?  

[po elvis 2144]

can you see what the "use by" date is please?

[77horn 216]

Scares me to death

[LW Goatman 1129]

[StassneyHorn 6791]

I don’t want or need this dumbass box, but I do want rep.  Please clap. Or Pos Rep.

if I win, I’ll create a similar thread and we can give it away again.

[Deej 77931]

Are the orange slices included in the box still edible?

Do you have a box of Sally's Cookie Crisps?

[Victorious1 194]

Low fat...do not want

[SHOOTER12 8890]

Give it to me...cuz I'm tired, I'm old and have almost given up hope. Alzheimers and dimentia are setting in and my memory is fading.  The box would serve as a reminder of the good times I can't remember otherwise.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3905]

The OP should commission Thujone to create a masterpiece of dicks, orange slices, and Mack and Greg

butt sex. Then OP should shit on the box, light it on fire, and throw it in a dumpster to symbolize what that

rat bastard did to this program. Thus this would complete the circle and end the curse of butterteeth.  

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

I'm gonna rep op. Make him keep that shit.

[Burt Macklin 19230]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

 

To say thank you to the person for giving me my 5,000th like, (I'm at 4999) I'm giving away a mint-condition 2005 UT Championship Wheaties Box with Mac on the front. Post a funny/stupid reason why you should get it and whichever response gets the most likes by end of day, April 17, gets the box. Sending good wishes to you all. Hang in there! 

Negged. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

Wheaties are for squares.

Get some Donuts.

???

Profit

 

Kate

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

I'm gonna rep op. Make him keep that shit.

[TheAuditor 1047]

You see that box of corn flakes over there?   well it scares you to death...

 

Edited April 9, 2020 by TheAuditor

[wood 11781]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

To say thank you to the person for giving me my 5,000th like, (I'm at 4999) ...

negged ...

[wood 11781]

fmb

[UTperks 28]

I need it to match mine.  
I do have a Vince Young football action figure that may be worth something unlike the cereal box.

[TommyGufano 6027]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Who is Mac?  

McWhorter. Limited edition release

[bernorange 8388]

Lulz.  OP thinks he can just give the curse away.

[Armybrat 41489]

Had one of those..... threw it out unopened several years ago along with some old shoes and a pile of 8 track tapes.

[jTower 251]

3 hours ago, po elvis said:

can you see what the "use by" date is please?

and is the cereal unopened? 

[jTower 251]

30 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Had one of those..... threw it out unopened several years ago along with some old shoes and a pile of 8 track tapes.

according to some on the surly, both of those must have been new technologies for you at one time

[CTC2 2876]

Got any Clorox wipes instead?

[Lone Star Horn 2071]

3 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I'm gonna rep op. Make him keep that shit.

ditto

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

[qwertyu1234 497]

but do you have any best buy coupons? 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

How much toilet paper can be made out of that box?

[Bevo14 8471]

3 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I'm gonna rep op. Make him keep that shit.

[cochamps 1887]

Would love to win this, but I’m unavailable to pick it up now.  I’m killing myself in Florida indefinitely.

[TreatyOak 17439]

12 minutes ago, cochamps said:

Would love to win this, but I’m unavailable to pick it up now.  I’m killing myself in Florida indefinitely.

I'll gladly mail it to the winner. To fully appreciate the awesomeness of this once-in-lifetime treasure, I am including a shot of the back. And yes, the cereal bag inside is unopened, so if things get really bad over the next few months, you can tear open the air-sealed container and enjoy a delicious and nutritious bowl of Wheaties. 

 

[Bullneck 19611]

5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Who is Mac?  

 

Yeah, why is this guy signing you cereal box?

(Also: Britt Hager and Eric Metcalf sighting!  Gotdamn, will we ever beat BYU?).  And when did Mac turn into Spike Dykes?

 

Spoiler

 

 

Edited April 10, 2020 by Bullneck

[StassneyHorn 6791]

 

Edited April 10, 2020 by StassneyHorn
Fuck the new bb replies

[StassneyHorn 6791]

Look I have a link to Kate Beckinsale stretching her leg over her head and some fairy is tanning her with a goddamn cat between her legs. Why the fuck can’t I post it without img tags like a few years back.

 

i am drunk, take it easy.

[StassneyHorn 6791]

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[StassneyHorn 6791]

Still wrong, fuck you

[StassneyHorn 6791]

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[StassneyHorn 6791]

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This is my drunk thread. Just like your wheat ones and any celebration of this national championship, it should’ve ended in Fall 2006


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[StassneyHorn 6791]

Definitely my thread now. Whoever made tapatalk hard AF and made posting gifs a crime can gobble on salty balls. Old bbc code was 1000x time easier.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22340]

I don’t need yours

[TrashMaster G 18154]

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

I had that poster on the wall of my Jester West dorm room my freshman year at UT.

 

Good times.

[GotThatFire 166]

[dec3169 561]

 

Mine is scared to death of being alone.

[FriendofaFriend 93]

https://www.besthugecocks.com/watch/1164666/emma-butt-pegging-her-male-slave

 

Americans are 'craving comfort food' during coronavirus: Cereal, snacks, baked goods fly off shelves

 

Let’s just call this a judgment-free zone until further notice.

Americans are indulging in comfort food as the coronavirus pandemic keeps them cooped up, eating sugary cereal, junk food, frozen pizza and other maybe-not-so-healthy items to help get them through the pandemic.

[El Diablo 4232]

Grain. Yep, that's what I want when I jump out of bed. No sausage and eggs for me ma, I'm having grain 'cause that's what Mac (sic) Brown eats! 

[markstanco 12819]

'Craving?

[n64ra 1150]

No thanks. Nice way to try to send coronavirus to a poster.

Edited April 10, 2020 by n64ra

[markstanco 12819]

4 hours ago, markstanco said:

'Craving?

Oooooops, didnt see the ' after food

[BigSwingingD 719]

Old and stale...just like Mack.

Good kids!

[Underdog 29257]

Can you throw in some game used cleats also?