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To say thank you to the person for giving me my 5,000th like, (I'm at 4999) I'm giving away a mint-condition 2005 UT Championship Wheaties Box with Mac on the front. Post a funny/stupid reason why you should get it and whichever response gets the most likes by end of day, April 17, loses and has to accept the box. Sending good wishes to you all. Hang in there! 

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Edited to reflect the current Surly mood
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Give it to me...cuz I'm tired, I'm old and have almost given up hope. Alzheimers and dimentia are setting in and my memory is fading.  The box would serve as a reminder of the good times I can't remember otherwise.

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The OP should commission Thujone to create a masterpiece of dicks, orange slices, and Mack and Greg

butt sex. Then OP should shit on the box, light it on fire, and throw it in a dumpster to symbolize what that

rat bastard did to this program. Thus this would complete the circle and end the curse of butterteeth.  

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1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

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To say thank you to the person for giving me my 5,000th like, (I'm at 4999) I'm giving away a mint-condition 2005 UT Championship Wheaties Box with Mac on the front. Post a funny/stupid reason why you should get it and whichever response gets the most likes by end of day, April 17, gets the box. Sending good wishes to you all. Hang in there! 

Negged. 

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30 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Had one of those..... threw it out unopened several years ago along with some old shoes and a pile of 8 track tapes.

according to some on the surly, both of those must have been new technologies for you at one time

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12 minutes ago, cochamps said:

Would love to win this, but I’m unavailable to pick it up now.  I’m killing myself in Florida indefinitely.

I'll gladly mail it to the winner. To fully appreciate the awesomeness of this once-in-lifetime treasure, I am including a shot of the back. And yes, the cereal bag inside is unopened, so if things get really bad over the next few months, you can tear open the air-sealed container and enjoy a delicious and nutritious bowl of Wheaties. 

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5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Who is Mac?  

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Yeah, why is this guy signing you cereal box?

(Also: Britt Hager and Eric Metcalf sighting!  Gotdamn, will we ever beat BYU?).  And when did Mac turn into Spike Dykes?

 

Spoiler

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Look I have a link to Kate Beckinsale stretching her leg over her head and some fairy is tanning her with a goddamn cat between her legs. Why the fuck can’t I post it without img tags like a few years back.

 

i am drunk, take it easy.

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https://www.besthugecocks.com/watch/1164666/emma-butt-pegging-her-male-slave

 

Americans are 'craving comfort food' during coronavirus: Cereal, snacks, baked goods fly off shelves

 

Let’s just call this a judgment-free zone until further notice.

Americans are indulging in comfort food as the coronavirus pandemic keeps them cooped up, eating sugary cereal, junk food, frozen pizza and other maybe-not-so-healthy items to help get them through the pandemic.

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