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On 4/9/2020 at 6:10 PM, Armybrat said:

Had one of those..... threw it out unopened several years ago along with some old shoes and a pile of 8 track tapes.

Did you also throw away your old porn tapes?

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The last chance to win the sacred Wheaties box ends at midnight tonight. So far, @77horn is leading with 6 likes, although my personal favorite comment is @mulletpelini  However, in a contest of this magnitude, personal feelings have to be set aside in the interest of professionalism, honesty and hygiene.   

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4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

The last chance to win the sacred Wheaties box ends at midnight tonight. So far, @77horn is leading with 6 likes, although my personal favorite comment is @mulletpelini  However, in a contest of this magnitude, personal feelings have to be set aside in the interest of professionalism, honesty and hygiene.   

Assuming hygiene ruled out mulletpelini.  Damn shame.  

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On 4/17/2020 at 12:57 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

Assuming hygiene ruled out mulletpelini.  Damn shame.  

Ah, living in Kansas, Oklahoma pays for our garbage and drinks our shit once we send it downstream.  Touche my friend, touche.

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BREAKING NEWS: @77horn (who already owns the same, accused Wheaties box) has generously passed on accepting this priceless heirloom and wants it to go to another deserving household.

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This means @po elvis is up next with 5 likes. What do you say, Po? Ready to be the talk of your social-distancing bloc party?  

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13 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

BREAKING NEWS: @77horn (who already owns the same, accused Wheaties box) has generously passed on accepting this priceless heirloom and wants it to go to another deserving household.

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This means @po elvis is up next with 5 likes. What do you say, Po? Ready to be the talk of your social-distancing bloc party?  

honestly i am trying to get rid of shit, not accumulate more shit. i will take the cash equivalent though.

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BREAKING NEWS. We are having a Wheaties box crisis, as the two winners have passed on the prize. For this reason, I am re-thinking this whole contest. Perhaps I'll "sweeten" the prize.

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On 4/9/2020 at 6:53 PM, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

How much toilet paper can be made out of that box?

I dont know exactly how many wheaties we're talking here, but if you've got dainty little lady fingers and a penchant for precision wiping, I imagine you could make it a couple weeks.

3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Perhaps I'll "sweeten" the prize.  

Nevermind, nobody is gonna wipe their ass with jizz-wheaties.

Presumably.

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You think that stuff would compost?  If so, send it my way, I'll mix it in with the rest of the shit in my garden

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that drains down into OK when it rains
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On 4/9/2020 at 8:47 PM, Bullneck said:

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Yeah, why is this guy signing you cereal box?

(Also: Britt Hager and Eric Metcalf sighting!  Gotdamn, will we ever beat BYU?).  And when did Mac turn into Spike Dykes?

 

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I loved the caption on that poster:

"Swiftly they came

Rugged as the land

With vengeance

To restore order to the southwest"

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