I'm giving away the 2005 UT Championship Wheaties box featuring Mac

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

You should give it to me because I don't deserve it.

[Marfa Low Crown 2,544]

I need the 2005 box of Wheaties with Mack on the front because my Mr. T cereal box  hasn't seen a pussy this century. 


 

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

On 4/9/2020 at 6:10 PM, Armybrat said:

Had one of those..... threw it out unopened several years ago along with some old shoes and a pile of 8 track tapes.

Did you also throw away your old porn tapes?

[Armybrat 40,751]

Those would be 8mm film movies.

[ChiTownDoc 21,102]

We should neg OP back under 5000 with the hopes he will give something valuable away next time.  

[HornPhD 1,364]

Is the cereal still good? I mean edible. 

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

I'll eat a bowl of it after we win our next Natty Lite.

[mulletpelini 5,210]

I'd bet I'd have a 1 in 9 chance of winning.

[TreatyOak 16,157]

The last chance to win the sacred Wheaties box ends at midnight tonight. So far, @77horn is leading with 6 likes, although my personal favorite comment is @mulletpelini  However, in a contest of this magnitude, personal feelings have to be set aside in the interest of professionalism, honesty and hygiene.   

[ChiTownDoc 21,102]

4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

The last chance to win the sacred Wheaties box ends at midnight tonight. So far, @77horn is leading with 6 likes, although my personal favorite comment is @mulletpelini  However, in a contest of this magnitude, personal feelings have to be set aside in the interest of professionalism, honesty and hygiene.   

Assuming hygiene ruled out mulletpelini.  Damn shame.  

[fattyflattie 4,636]

I would like to win this. But only so I can send it to a redass aggy friend at a strategic time. But I don’t have anything funny to say. Fuck OU. 

[RDCanecutter 26,296]

No thanks we already got one!

[mulletpelini 5,210]

On 4/17/2020 at 12:57 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

Assuming hygiene ruled out mulletpelini.  Damn shame.  

Ah, living in Kansas, Oklahoma pays for our garbage and drinks our shit once we send it downstream.  Touche my friend, touche.

[TreatyOak 16,157]

BREAKING NEWS: @77horn (who already owns the same, accused Wheaties box) has generously passed on accepting this priceless heirloom and wants it to go to another deserving household.

This means @po elvis is up next with 5 likes. What do you say, Po? Ready to be the talk of your social-distancing bloc party?  

[po elvis 2,070]

13 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

BREAKING NEWS: @77horn (who already owns the same, accused Wheaties box) has generously passed on accepting this priceless heirloom and wants it to go to another deserving household.

This means @po elvis is up next with 5 likes. What do you say, Po? Ready to be the talk of your social-distancing bloc party?  

honestly i am trying to get rid of shit, not accumulate more shit. i will take the cash equivalent though.

[TreatyOak 16,157]

BREAKING NEWS. We are having a Wheaties box crisis, as the two winners have passed on the prize. For this reason, I am re-thinking this whole contest. Perhaps I'll "sweeten" the prize.

  

[Marfa Low Crown 2,544]

4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

For this reason, I am re-thinking this whole contest. Perhaps I'll "sweeten" the prize.

[Blotto 23,434]

On 4/9/2020 at 6:53 PM, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

How much toilet paper can be made out of that box?

I dont know exactly how many wheaties we're talking here, but if you've got dainty little lady fingers and a penchant for precision wiping, I imagine you could make it a couple weeks.

3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Perhaps I'll "sweeten" the prize.  

Nevermind, nobody is gonna wipe their ass with jizz-wheaties.

Presumably.

[TreatyOak 16,157]

47 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Nevermind, nobody is gonna wipe their ass with jizz-wheaties.

Presumably.

[mulletpelini 5,210]

You think that stuff would compost?  If so, send it my way, I'll mix it in with the rest of the shit in my garden

Edited April 20, 2020 by mulletpelini
that drains down into OK when it rains

[Masshole Horn 763]

On 4/9/2020 at 8:47 PM, Bullneck said:

 

Yeah, why is this guy signing you cereal box?

(Also: Britt Hager and Eric Metcalf sighting!  Gotdamn, will we ever beat BYU?).  And when did Mac turn into Spike Dykes?

 

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I loved the caption on that poster:

"Swiftly they came

Rugged as the land

With vengeance

To restore order to the southwest"

[ImissWallyPryor 9,045]

On 4/14/2020 at 2:04 AM, mulletpelini said:

I'd bet I'd have a 1 in 9 chance of winning.

1 in 10

[mulletpelini 5,210]