the oann thread of horror and hyperbole

[henrygandorf 29176]

bringing you the unbiased, objective, hard hitting news.  their latest tweet:

 

 

 

behave enjoy yourselves.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Yay!

Meet Trump’s new favorite “reporter”.


https://twitter.com/gregpmiller/status/1248408310056812548?s=21

[hpslugga 4044]

If you collected their testicles and passed them through a drinking straw, it’d look like a bunch of kernels of corn rolling around in a storm drain.

[Bullneck 18987]

42 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

bringing you the unbiased, objective, hard hitting news.  their latest tweet:

If you didn't know better you'd think that was The Onion. 

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

Is that anchor 13? Isn't that a labor law violation? 

[ChiTownDoc 21101]

6 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Is that anchor 13? Isn't that a labor law violation? 

Trump chose her himself.  Because...reasons. 

[Dewey 3280]

Just read up on Chanel, sign me up. There nudes out there somewhere. 

[henrygandorf 29176]

for those unfamiliar, oann is the jeanine pirro of chuck todds.

[SizzleChest 8275]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Yay!

Meet Trump’s new favorite “reporter”.


https://twitter.com/gregpmiller/status/1248408310056812548?s=21

Quote

• She describes herself as a Harvard graduate but actually enrolled in Harvard's Extension School where entry requirements are much lower

Does she have a lump?

[David Dennison 18656]

In before some Trump ding bat says it's just like the lamestream media.

[henrygandorf 29176]

there are several decent stories about chanel being banned from the white house briefing room (then sneaking back in as a special guest).  she also seems to be continually violating the guidelines about sitting in your fucking seat - since she's always kinda hovering in the back left.

here's a good overview with some fun links:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/04/trump-propaganda-outlet-one-america-news-uninvited-briefings

[Bullneck 18987]

I happened to run across the live broadcast station tonight.  No idea why I bothered to stop, even for a minute.

[Hookah Horns 3081]

This network seems to have an eye for hot young chicks. I guess I can see eye to eye with them on something after all. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21061]

Pornhub whores>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>OANN whores

[Francisco 2.0 32334]

9 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

This network seems to have an eye for hot young chicks. I guess I can see eye to eye with them on something after all. 

Hot + young + inexperienced = cheap labor source.  It's where Tomi Lahern got her start.

Hey, it's easier on the eyes for the audience, the production crew, whatnot.  But that "network" doesn't have deep pockets. 

 

[Hookah Horns 3081]

38 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Hot + young + inexperienced = cheap labor source.  It's where Tomi Lahern got her start.

Hey, it's easier on the eyes for the audience, the production crew, whatnot.  But that "network" doesn't have deep pockets. 

 

Damn, those things are cheap? It seems I've been spending imprudently. 

[henrygandorf 29176]

2 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Damn, those things are cheap? It seems I've been spending imprudently. 

way cheaper than you think. just like tiger cubs. 

[DixonHur 11213]

On 4/13/2020 at 1:57 AM, SizzleChest said:

She describes herself as a Harvard graduate but actually enrolled in Harvard's Extension School

She's certainly helping with my extension program

[RDCanecutter 26270]

"Rion" seems like a dumb person's idea of a clever way to spell Ryan.

 

Guess "Patrick" was taken.

[Hookah Horns 3081]

[DigglerontheHoof 21061]

8 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

It looks like she just found out she has to suck his little mushroom.

[DixonHur 11213]

4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It looks like she just found out she has to suck his little mushroom.

And he has a look like it's already too late

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

13 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

And he has a look like it's already too late