Help! Blacklab and I are stuck on the side of I35

[immamac 44346]

We ran out of gas it's almost 3 in the morning and we are stranded just north of bruceville eddy.

Bring gas and weed please. 

[Iceman 2978]

How far is that from Plugerville?

[immamac 44346]

About 50 or so miles probably

[52-80 19377]

pull the eject lever

[immamac 44346]

Home sweet home

[Wanker Bob 379]

Was this the planned downtime on 4/14/20? 

How do you run out of gas when it's 1.20 a gallon

 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

2 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

Was this the planned downtime on 4/14/20? 

How do you run out of gas when it's 1.20 a gallon

 

I think it was really a ploy to get some weed..

[Upgrayedd 5889]

Is this the Mods and the Stupid Shit they Say/Do thread?

[StruggleBus 3922]

Besides having sex, what were you and BL doing just north of bruceville eddy at 3am?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8983]

We ran out of gas it's almost 3:50 in the morning and we are stranded just north of bruceville eddy.
Bring gas and weed please. 

Fify

[Gatorubet 30716]

We ran out of gas it's almost 3 in the morning and we are stranded just north of bruceville eddy.
Bring gas and weed please. 

Eskimo hut guy own a siphon hose?

[Lobwedgephil 1146]

Yeah going to need the full story on this one. 

[deadshank 24654]

1 hour ago, StruggleBus said:

Besides having sex, what were you and BL doing just north of bruceville eddy at 3am?

I knew it!!

[Jkwellborn 7036]

How far is that from Plugerville?

About 50 or so miles probably

Y’all mother fuckers went to hang out with Derka didn’t you?

[immamac 44346]

driving back from the new datacenter in dallas - we moved in yesterday

[Quagmire 2148]

How was the road head?

[Loco 3754]

 Gas, grass, or ass.   I guess you guys had the last base covered.

 

I want to know more.  Was this one of those watching the gas gauge, turn off the AC, drive smooth trying to make the next exit or an "ok fuck, what was that?  ...  oh shit we're our of gas!" type of deal.

[luke duke 6449]

 Gas, grass, or ass.   I guess you guys had the last base covered.

lol

[Errestaurants 2570]

[Macanudo 13323]

I dont want to know.

[ButtFumble 5287]

5 hours ago, immamac said:

driving back from the new datacenter in dallas - we moved in yesterday

VirtBiz?

https://www.youtube.com/user/gtoger/videos

[Dewey 3330]

You left Dallas with a 1/4 tank and thought youd make it to Austin without stopping?  

[LTtxfan 50004]

Roadtrip for Immamac and Blacklab...

 

 

 

But wait.... It's the McLennan County Sheriff !!!

 

[Loco 3754]

8 hours ago, Dewey said:

You left Dallas with a 1/4 tank and thought youd make it to Austin without stopping?  

It was dark, they had half a pack of cigarettes and their sunglasses on

[crash_davis 23470]

19 hours ago, immamac said:

driving back from the new datacenter in dallas - we moved in yesterday

dallas sucks. houston/austin/san antonio/college station is better.

[TwiceHorn 32079]

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

dallas sucks. houston/austin/san antonio/college station is better.

You destroyed your credibility in this statement by throwing in CS.  San Antonio, too.

[crash_davis 23470]

i was covering the options for the surly masses. 

[StruggleBus 3922]

44 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

You destroyed your credibility in this statement by throwing in CS.  San Antonio, too.

San Antonio? You got a problem with cheap housing and good tortillas?

[BBQ2Bayou 807]

Does this site actually make money? 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

2 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

Does this site actually make money? 

Apparently not if the owner is running out of gas. 

I'll click on a few ads to help them out.

[crash_davis 23470]

13 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

Does this site actually make money? 

about tree fiddy.

[The Gimp 354]

33 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

Does this site actually make money? 

Bout tree fiddy.

[El Diablo 4232]

Doesn't @Penelope have a bar there?

[markstanco 12786]

I would have come to help but your piece of shit website that sucks ass is always down.

/ss13

[DCA_HORN 725]

So just to be clear you left Dallas and didn't stop at fuel city or Czech stop?

[markstanco 12786]

So just to be clear you left Dallas and didn't stop at fuel city or Czech stop?

My man. Fuel city and Czech stop is necessary.

Most of yall know about Czech stop but fuel city is just as glorious. Tacos. Mother fucking tacos.

[markstanco 12786]

Probably 3 years ago I was at fuel city and got interviewed by channel 4 or 8 don't recall. Something about traffic downtown.

This CSB brought to you by your buddy stanco. I was on TV.

[deft 7059]

Does this site actually make money? 

about tree fiddy.

Bout tree fiddy.

Subpoena inbound

[52-80 19377]

17 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Apparently not if the owner is running out of gas. 

I'll click on a few ads to help them out.

very sophisticated ploy to shelter assets for the pending lawsuit

[Kennythetiger 9623]

16 hours ago, markstanco said:

This CSB brought to you by your buddy stanco. I was on TV.

 

[LTtxfan 50004]

Immamac and Blacklab I35 roadtrip...

[MrBig 5636]

This story reminds me of a guy I knew who ran out of gas 2 miles from the gas station.
He got his 5 gallon gas can, walked 2 miles to the gas station, filled it all the way up, and walked 2 miles back to the car in 100 degree heat with the full 5 gallons. 

[rage-a-holic 4732]

8 minutes ago, MrBig said:

This story reminds me of a guy I knew who ran out of gas 2 miles from the gas station.
He got his 5 gallon gas can, walked 2 miles to the gas station, filled it all the way up, and walked 2 miles back to the car in 100 degree heat with the full 5 gallons. 

If it's a big tank and the car is parked on an incline you may need at least 5 gallons to get it to start.

[Francisco 2.0 32590]

On 4/16/2020 at 10:18 PM, DCA_HORN said:

So just to be clear you left Dallas and didn't stop at fuel city or Czech stop?

 

Yes.

23 hours ago, markstanco said:

My man. Fuel city and Czech stop is necessary.

Most of yall know about Czech stop but fuel city is just as glorious. Tacos. Mother fucking tacos.

 

Fuck yes.

Edited April 18, 2020 by Francisco 2.0

[markstanco 12786]

 
Fuck yes.

Some know. Most don't.

[crash_davis 23470]

20 hours ago, MrBig said:

This story reminds me of a guy I knew who ran out of gas 2 miles from the gas station.
He got his 5 gallon gas can, walked 2 miles to the gas station, filled it all the way up, and walked 2 miles back to the car in 100 degree heat with the full 5 gallons. 

damn over achievers.

[JohnnyRage 1617]

On 4/17/2020 at 5:27 PM, rage-a-holic said:

If it's a big tank and the car is parked on an incline you may need at least 5 gallons to get it to start.

Then put it in neutral.

 

[dcbc 14644]

Lots of questions in this thread, but very few answers.

[beer 3294]

On 4/17/2020 at 11:24 PM, markstanco said:

On 4/17/2020 at 10:26 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 
Fuck yes.

Some know. Most don't.

Old school.  Back in my day we didn't really have a choice.