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 Gas, grass, or ass.   I guess you guys had the last base covered.

 

I want to know more.  Was this one of those watching the gas gauge, turn off the AC, drive smooth trying to make the next exit or an "ok fuck, what was that?  ...  oh shit we're our of gas!" type of deal.

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8 hours ago, Dewey said:

You left Dallas with a 1/4 tank and thought youd make it to Austin without stopping?  

It was dark, they had half a pack of cigarettes and their sunglasses on

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1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

dallas sucks. houston/austin/san antonio/college station is better.

You destroyed your credibility in this statement by throwing in CS.  San Antonio, too.

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44 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

You destroyed your credibility in this statement by throwing in CS.  San Antonio, too.

San Antonio? You got a problem with cheap housing and good tortillas?

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So just to be clear you left Dallas and didn't stop at fuel city or Czech stop?
My man. Fuel city and Czech stop is necessary.

Most of yall know about Czech stop but fuel city is just as glorious. Tacos. Mother fucking tacos.
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Probably 3 years ago I was at fuel city and got interviewed by channel 4 or 8 don't recall. Something about traffic downtown.

This CSB brought to you by your buddy stanco. I was on TV.

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17 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Apparently not if the owner is running out of gas. 

I'll click on a few ads to help them out.

very sophisticated ploy to shelter assets for the pending lawsuit

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This story reminds me of a guy I knew who ran out of gas 2 miles from the gas station.
He got his 5 gallon gas can, walked 2 miles to the gas station, filled it all the way up, and walked 2 miles back to the car in 100 degree heat with the full 5 gallons. 

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8 minutes ago, MrBig said:

This story reminds me of a guy I knew who ran out of gas 2 miles from the gas station.
He got his 5 gallon gas can, walked 2 miles to the gas station, filled it all the way up, and walked 2 miles back to the car in 100 degree heat with the full 5 gallons. 

If it's a big tank and the car is parked on an incline you may need at least 5 gallons to get it to start.

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On 4/16/2020 at 10:18 PM, DCA_HORN said:

So just to be clear you left Dallas and didn't stop at fuel city or Czech stop?

 

Yes.

23 hours ago, markstanco said:

My man. Fuel city and Czech stop is necessary.

Most of yall know about Czech stop but fuel city is just as glorious. Tacos. Mother fucking tacos.

 

Fuck yes.

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20 hours ago, MrBig said:

This story reminds me of a guy I knew who ran out of gas 2 miles from the gas station.
He got his 5 gallon gas can, walked 2 miles to the gas station, filled it all the way up, and walked 2 miles back to the car in 100 degree heat with the full 5 gallons. 

damn over achievers.

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On 4/17/2020 at 5:27 PM, rage-a-holic said:

If it's a big tank and the car is parked on an incline you may need at least 5 gallons to get it to start.

Then put it in neutral.

 

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On 4/17/2020 at 11:24 PM, markstanco said:
On 4/17/2020 at 10:26 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:
 
Fuck yes.

Some know. Most don't.

Old school.  Back in my day we didn't really have a choice. 

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