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Dear 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus, please give me baseball or basketball and if I have to have these two douchbags calling it I will be fine and not complain ever ever again.

 

 

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7 minutes ago, markstanco said:
11 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:
McCarver is the biggest slapdick known to man. Fuck him and his goat ass.

Do you not see my point?

The quarantine has driven you over the edge of sanity?

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9 minutes ago, markstanco said:
13 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:
McCarver is the biggest slapdick known to man. Fuck him and his goat ass.

Do you not see my point?

I don’t at all.  As far as I can tell, well, you’re drunk.  You didn’t even post this on the correct board.

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The quarantine has driven you over the edge of sanity?
Actually I am working. Making masks and gowns out of some badass material. But I have been over the edge of insanity so there is that.
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Just give me sports. I don't give a damn about announcers. They can have no announcers for all I care. I usually have them muted anyways. This is a dark day for sports fans. March Madness canceled. NBA playoffs canceled. Opening of baseball done away with. And all of those college baseball fans. Masters. Nascar fans. Fuck it all.

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Just give me sports. I don't give a damn about announcers. They can have no announcers for all I care. I usually have them muted anyways. This is a dark day for sports fans. March Madness canceled. NBA playoffs canceled. Opening of baseball done away with. And all of those college baseball fans. Masters. Nascar fans. Fuck it all.
If Nascar was on i still wouldn't watch. Driving a car and turning left isn't a sport nor is it exciting.
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10 hours ago, markstanco said:
11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
Just give me sports. I don't give a damn about announcers. They can have no announcers for all I care. I usually have them muted anyways. This is a dark day for sports fans. March Madness canceled. NBA playoffs canceled. Opening of baseball done away with. And all of those college baseball fans. Masters. Nascar fans. Fuck it all.

If Nascar was on i still wouldn't watch. Driving a car and turning left isn't a sport nor is it exciting.

Agreed but sports is all relative. Some people think football is boring as shit and unappealing. I don't give a damn about watching tennis or golf either but some people love it. Everyone is suffering right now.

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I can't think of anything that would end a boner quicker than hearing Joe Buck's voice.

Now, Keith Jackson announcing my sexual activities? Sign me up! "Whoa nelly, that's a large unit that HornOnTheBayou is pulling out there."

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10 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I can't think of anything that would end a boner quicker than hearing Joe Buck's voice.

Now, Keith Jackson announcing my sexual activities? Sign me up! "Whoa nelly, that's a large unit that HornOnTheBayou is pulling out there."

I think Gus Johnson would be entertaining to narrate.

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23 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

he'd never make it through the foreplay, given how worked up he gets over a 12 yard completion

This is my fear as well. "OH MY GOD, HORNONTHEBAYOU JUST UNHOOKED HER BRA! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" He sets the wrong mood for average action.

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1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I can't think of anything that would end a boner quicker than hearing Joe Buck's voice.

Now, Keith Jackson announcing my sexual activities? Sign me up! "Whoa nelly, that's a large unit that HornOnTheBayou is pulling out there."

Buck's reply was great.  

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13 hours ago, markstanco said:
13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
Just give me sports. I don't give a damn about announcers. They can have no announcers for all I care. I usually have them muted anyways. This is a dark day for sports fans. March Madness canceled. NBA playoffs canceled. Opening of baseball done away with. And all of those college baseball fans. Masters. Nascar fans. Fuck it all.

If Nascar was on i still wouldn't watch. Driving a car and turning left isn't a sport nor is it exciting.

I went to a NASCAR event when I was 23. I didn’t watch a second of it but the environment was one of the most fun times you can have. NASCAR isn’t my thing but I had a fucking blast

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15 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

Dear 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus, please give me baseball or basketball and if I have to have these two douchbags calling it I will be fine and not complain ever ever again.

 

 

You need to go get a room with Joe Buck....  

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2 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

I went to a NASCAR event when I was 23. I didn’t watch a second of it but the environment was one of the most fun times you can have. NASCAR isn’t my thing but I had a fucking blast

That's what I always heard. Aren't most of them BYOB? A bunch of drunk southern rednecks always makes for entertainment. People come out with their RVs and post up for about a week. It's like a week long tailgate. Always wanted to make a race at Texas Motor Speedway and spend a day out there. 

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