I want Tim McCarver and Joe buck in the booth

[markstanco 12509]

 

Dear 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus, please give me baseball or basketball and if I have to have these two douchbags calling it I will be fine and not complain ever ever again.

 

 

[Fondren & Main 6670]

[markstanco 12509]

WRONG.

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Buck is cromulent tho better at NFL. McCarver?!

Edited April 17, 2020 by TheStoicPaisano

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Only if Deion shows up with a bucket of coronavirus

[Fondren & Main 6670]

27 minutes ago, markstanco said:

WRONG.

McCarver is the biggest slapdick known to man. Fuck him and his goat ass.

[markstanco 12509]

McCarver is the biggest slapdick known to man. Fuck him and his goat ass.

Do you not see my point?

[formermav43 4599]

7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

11 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

McCarver is the biggest slapdick known to man. Fuck him and his goat ass.

Do you not see my point?

The quarantine has driven you over the edge of sanity?

[Fondren & Main 6670]

9 minutes ago, markstanco said:

13 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

McCarver is the biggest slapdick known to man. Fuck him and his goat ass.

Do you not see my point?

I don’t at all.  As far as I can tell, well, you’re drunk.  You didn’t even post this on the correct board.

[markstanco 12509]

The quarantine has driven you over the edge of sanity?

IM NOT ANGRY YOU ASSHOLE

[markstanco 12509]

The quarantine has driven you over the edge of sanity?

Actually I am working. Making masks and gowns out of some badass material. But I have been over the edge of insanity so there is that.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Just give me sports. I don't give a damn about announcers. They can have no announcers for all I care. I usually have them muted anyways. This is a dark day for sports fans. March Madness canceled. NBA playoffs canceled. Opening of baseball done away with. And all of those college baseball fans. Masters. Nascar fans. Fuck it all.

[markstanco 12509]

Just give me sports. I don't give a damn about announcers. They can have no announcers for all I care. I usually have them muted anyways. This is a dark day for sports fans. March Madness canceled. NBA playoffs canceled. Opening of baseball done away with. And all of those college baseball fans. Masters. Nascar fans. Fuck it all.

If Nascar was on i still wouldn't watch. Driving a car and turning left isn't a sport nor is it exciting.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

10 hours ago, markstanco said:

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Just give me sports. I don't give a damn about announcers. They can have no announcers for all I care. I usually have them muted anyways. This is a dark day for sports fans. March Madness canceled. NBA playoffs canceled. Opening of baseball done away with. And all of those college baseball fans. Masters. Nascar fans. Fuck it all.

If Nascar was on i still wouldn't watch. Driving a car and turning left isn't a sport nor is it exciting.

Agreed but sports is all relative. Some people think football is boring as shit and unappealing. I don't give a damn about watching tennis or golf either but some people love it. Everyone is suffering right now.

[NOMAAA 1696]

tim mccarver can jump up his own ass.

[EastTexan 662]

12 hours ago, formermav43 said:

The quarantine has driven you over the edge of sanity?

*cornteen

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

12 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

McCarver is the biggest slapdick known to man. Fuck him and his goat ass.

... care to reconsider?

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

I can't think of anything that would end a boner quicker than hearing Joe Buck's voice.

Now, Keith Jackson announcing my sexual activities? Sign me up! "Whoa nelly, that's a large unit that HornOnTheBayou is pulling out there."

[Dennis Taylor 18706]

52 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Agreed but sports is all relative. Some people think futball is boring as shit and unappealing. 

FIFY and those people are correct

[Vic Mackey 46936]

10 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I can't think of anything that would end a boner quicker than hearing Joe Buck's voice.

Now, Keith Jackson announcing my sexual activities? Sign me up! "Whoa nelly, that's a large unit that HornOnTheBayou is pulling out there."

I think Gus Johnson would be entertaining to narrate.

[TornACL 7678]

People who get bent out of shape about announcers have a micropenis. It's a scientific fact. 

[Dennis Taylor 18706]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

I think Gus Johnson would be entertaining to narrate.

he'd never make it through the foreplay, given how worked up he gets over a 12 yard completion

[Fondren & Main 6670]

3 minutes ago, TornACL said:

People who get bent out of shape about announcers have a micropenis. It's a scientific fact. 

Beth Mowins fan I see!

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

23 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

he'd never make it through the foreplay, given how worked up he gets over a 12 yard completion

This is my fear as well. "OH MY GOD, HORNONTHEBAYOU JUST UNHOOKED HER BRA! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" He sets the wrong mood for average action.

[Underdog 28457]

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I can't think of anything that would end a boner quicker than hearing Joe Buck's voice.

Now, Keith Jackson announcing my sexual activities? Sign me up! "Whoa nelly, that's a large unit that HornOnTheBayou is pulling out there."

Buck's reply was great.  

[Underdog 28457]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

I think Gus Johnson would be entertaining to narrate.

" Rise and fire!" 

[Underdog 28457]

"The only thing Tim knows about pitching is that he can't hit it." - Gibson. 

[GotThatFire 166]

13 hours ago, markstanco said:

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Just give me sports. I don't give a damn about announcers. They can have no announcers for all I care. I usually have them muted anyways. This is a dark day for sports fans. March Madness canceled. NBA playoffs canceled. Opening of baseball done away with. And all of those college baseball fans. Masters. Nascar fans. Fuck it all.

If Nascar was on i still wouldn't watch. Driving a car and turning left isn't a sport nor is it exciting.

I went to a NASCAR event when I was 23. I didn’t watch a second of it but the environment was one of the most fun times you can have. NASCAR isn’t my thing but I had a fucking blast

[Nueces River Rat 5530]

15 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

Dear 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus, please give me baseball or basketball and if I have to have these two douchbags calling it I will be fine and not complain ever ever again.

 

 

You need to go get a room with Joe Buck....  

[Vic Mackey 46936]

2 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

I went to a NASCAR event when I was 23. I didn’t watch a second of it but the environment was one of the most fun times you can have. NASCAR isn’t my thing but I had a fucking blast

That's what I always heard. Aren't most of them BYOB? A bunch of drunk southern rednecks always makes for entertainment. People come out with their RVs and post up for about a week. It's like a week long tailgate. Always wanted to make a race at Texas Motor Speedway and spend a day out there. 

[Captain Ron 12806]

 

[cochamps 1879]

37 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

Aonother reason to love Jeopardy James

Edited August 10, 2021 by cochamps